What were they talking about?

[+ friendofsheila]

Public Eavesdropping

 

"I hope Human Resources doesn't come after me. I know I was talking about her vagina, but she took it the wrong way."

 

Man in elevator at downtown office building, overheard by Spreck Rosekrans

 

http://articles.sfgate.com/2011-07-20/entertainment/29793056_1_art-auction-underwear-cave/2

 

So, what do YOU think the person in this conversation was talking about earlier? I mean, how do you get a vagina into an office conversation, and in a supposedly office-friendly way?

[+ purplekow]

I just saw a rerun of Everyone Loves Raymond where Marie made a sculpture which everyone except her recognized as a vagina. Ultimately after the entire family, neighbors and some nuns (who were there to accept the piece as a donation) try to figure out how to tell her. She finally recognizes it and aghast she says "I'm a Lesbian."

So how would you broach this problem Ms. Elevator Rider, if it were your vagina.