How to cure your son from being gay

[Guest TomSans]

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Hey !!! My nephew was caught cuttig the crotch out of his underwear. Looks like he is taking after his Uncle. My brother wants to know how to cure him from being gay. This is all I could think of.

Anybody have some more ideas?

 

1 - Make sure he gets a gym membership and does lots of deep squats because it raises your testosterone, and gives him a really nice ass. 8->

2 - Send him to "Christian Counseling. " There's a lot of lonely guys there that will help him out.

3 - Send him to the counselor at school. There's a lot of lonely guys there that will help him out.

4 - Send him to the coach at school. He's lonely too.

5 - Send him the music teacher at school. Ya, he's lonely too.

6 - Send him to the Doctor for a physical. He likes to poke things.

7 - Send him to military academy. Oh ya !!! that makes a lot of since.

8 - Tell him it's not gay it's just manly joy.

9 - Tell him to move to Europe. You can do anybody over there.

10 - Get him drunk and take him to a titty bar. He might want to audition.

[foxy]

>http://www.tomsans.net

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>Hey !!! My nephew was caught cuttig the crotch out of his

>underwear.

 

Maybe he's just making a fashion statement.

That's a good profession for a boy.

Did you ask to take pictures? But only if he's over 18 of course.

[Guest TomSans]

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Na, he's not old enough yet.

 

;-)

[Spida]

>http://www.tomsans.net

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>Hey !!! My nephew was caught cuttig the crotch out of his

>underwear. Looks like he is taking after his Uncle. My

>brother wants to know how to cure him from being gay. This

>is all I could think of.

>Anybody have some more ideas?

>

 

What a good catholic boy! Gay! Send him to the seminary.

One on one counseling with father Patrick.

Buy him a leather jacket.. Leather is manly.

 

And if all else fails.....

 

A good spanking on his bare butt!!

[Guest TomSans]

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That makes me hard !!!

 

(_))!!!!!!!!D~

[Guest in yer face]

Take him to a football game, so he can see that real men only touch each other when they are being violent. Afterwards, take him to the mens room at the stadium, so he can see that real men can watch each other pee into a trough without getting turned on

[Guest Merlin]

On a more serious note, there is no "cure" for being gay. BUT we still do not know why some become gay, there are just a lot of theories. I believe that to some extent, sexual preferences, including perhaps, sexual orientation, are influenced by the people or types of people one first becomes attracted to during puberty and shortly thereafter. A classic example are the cultures in Africa where the girls put large disks in their lips when they are young and increase the size as they mature. The young men in these cultures learn to regard this as very attractive, although those outside the culture would not regard this as attractive. This suggests that boys who are uncertain of their orientation could be influenced by exposure to porn involving women. I am not suggesting any kind of brainwashing, merely exposure to help him sort out his feelings. He may, at worst, conclude that he is attracted to both men and women, and convince him that he does not have to be gay or straight. We have all known or heard of gays who lived as straights (or gays) and later in life, realized that they had stronger feelings from men (or women).

[Guest in yer face]

Thank you Merlin for that compeling news brief.

 

 

>On a more serious note, there is no "cure" for being gay.

>BUT we still do not know why some become gay, there are just

>a lot of theories. I believe that to some extent, sexual

>preferences, including perhaps, sexual orientation, are

>influenced by the people or types of people one first

>becomes attracted to during puberty and shortly thereafter.

>A classic example are the cultures in Africa where the girls

>put large disks in their lips when they are young and

>increase the size as they mature. The young men in these

>cultures learn to regard this as very attractive, although

>those outside the culture would not regard this as

>attractive. This suggests that boys who are uncertain of

>their orientation could be influenced by exposure to porn

>involving women. I am not suggesting any kind of

>brainwashing, merely exposure to help him sort out his

>feelings. He may, at worst, conclude that he is attracted to

>both men and women, and convince him that he does not have

>to be gay or straight. We have all known or heard of gays

>who lived as straights (or gays) and later in life, realized

>that they had stronger feelings from men (or women).

[sman]

to hell with it. why dont you fuck him. either he loves it or he hates it. at least you will enjoy it. or let him fuck you. dont be prudish guys. i had sex with my uncle when i was 15, and i LOVED it. he was/is a very goodlooking married man and he taught me to be a good lover. no regrets here. so go for it.

[duke37]

> i had sex with my uncle when i

>was 15, and i LOVED it. he was/is a very goodlooking married

>man and he taught me to be a good lover. no regrets here. so

>go for it.

 

 

Jeez, how do you buy a Hallmark card for this?

 

hmm lets see. "Thanks Uncle for teaching me the joys of hot man on man sex. And can I get a ride to baseball practice afterwards?"

 

Nope, Hallmark has no card to express these sentiments. Drat

 

Jeff

[Guest in yer face]

You fucked your uncle, yes its true. Nobody fucks uncles quite like you, UNCLE FUCKER!

 

 

 

>

> to hell with it. why dont you fuck him. either he loves it

>or he hates it. at least you will enjoy it. or let him fuck

>you. dont be prudish guys. i had sex with my uncle when i

>was 15, and i LOVED it. he was/is a very goodlooking married

>man and he taught me to be a good lover. no regrets here. so

>go for it.