I thought this was cute..

[Guest countryboywny]

There once was a pervert named Weiner,

Who had a suspicious demeanor.

He was forced from the Hill

For acting like Bill.

Now Congress is one Weiner leaner.

[+ purplekow]

While searching for a quick assignation

Mr. Weiner caused quite the sensation;

Less pervert more reckless;

With seduction skills feckless;

He lost his seat and his stud reputation.

[Guest countryboywny]

While searching for a quick assignation

Mr. Weiner caused quite the sensation;

Less pervert more reckless;

With seduction skills feckless;

He lost his seat and his stud reputation.

 

I like yours better, PK!

[+ purplekow]

thanks

[+ Oliver]

I like yours better, PK!

 

Ohh - you mean his limerick!

[Guest Bauer]

The eager Congressman Weiner,

 

in underpants, lit up the screens here.

 

“To make matters worse,”

 

the Republicans curse,

 

“that bulge is a mere misdemeanor.”

[+ purplekow]

At the Congressional gym, the good Mr. Weiner;

Queried: Can anyone get my briefs cleaner?;

He dropped his pants to his knees;

Showing off his BVD's

And tweeted "Now Who wants to get obscener?"