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Actually flossing sex is better than toothbrush sex...:D;)

 

Well I guess you can always use the floss to tie and bind them, given enough floss. :) Sounds like something you'd try:

 

Well, I guess someone has to do it. The Dental National Anthem:

 

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One more observation...

 

While flossing sex is still the premier form of dental sex...the pinnacle indeed... I must note that if one is going to have toothbrush sex... it is more fun and definitely more efficient when done with an electric toothbrush...

 

So please consider the dual action Arm and Hammer Spin Brush Pro... at its modest price of about 18 bananas it delivers quite a bang for your buck.

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I once felt my dentist's hardon as he was trying to extract a tooth. He got gradually harder and harder as he was pressing against my arm with his hands in my mouth trying to extract a tooth. Unfortunately, i was in no position to go any further.

 

 

 

 

A gentle tugging motion, starting at the base of the tube, will empty it completely.
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More dental humor...

 

I once felt my dentist's hardon as he was trying to extract a tooth. He got gradually harder and harder as he was pressing against my arm with his hands in my mouth trying to extract a tooth.
At least now it is out in the open as to what turns on a dentist...

 

Unfortunately, i was in no position to go any further.
Reminds me of the old joke...

 

Lady at dentist: "Oh, doctor I'd sooner have a baby."

Dentist: "Well, make up your mind lady so I know which way to position the chair!"

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The dental fetish!

 

Well I for one enjoy going to the dentist... In fact I have an appointment on Friday the Thirteenth in a little over a week... Heck if you are going to the dentist you might as well go for broke...

 

Plus, you guessed it I have not experienced any dentistry with local anesthesia since sometime in the 1980's... puts a smile on my face in more ways than one!

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Well I for one enjoy going to the dentist... In fact I have an appointment on Friday the Thirteenth in a little over a week... Heck if you are going to the dentist you might as well go for broke...

 

Plus, you guessed it I have not experienced any dentistry with local anesthesia since sometime in the 1980's... puts a smile on my face in more ways than one!

 

Anybody got Steve Martin's phone number? :)

 

Although if you want to go for broke and want some pain, save some for the next day and spend 5 hours with Die Walkure.

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Although if you want to go for broke and want some pain, save some for the next day and spend 5 hours with Die Walkure.
Yes... that's a plan... the ultimate one-two punch... and I would further suggest ear plugs for both...

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