Happy St. Patrick's Day

[Steven_Draker]

to all in Hooville

 

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[Steven_Draker]

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[happyguy2]

Thanks Steven - hope wherever you are, you enjoy a pint or two to mark a wonderful day!

[gcursor]

Careful!

 

(just a bit of humor from me)

 

Just a quick note to everybody to be careful this St. Patrick's Day. Law enforcement has been warned to keep an eye out for DRUNK TYPISTS this year!!! It's a startling fact but please...please...if somebody you know is drinking, take their keyboard/cell phone/ etc away so they can't send a wild text to their best friend's friend at 3:30 a.m. saying some gibberish.

 

 

to all in Hooville[/color]

 

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[instudiocity]

(just a bit of humor from me)

 

Not to mention drunk texting your ex, outing yourself to your hot cubical mate, and posting I'M GAY on your Facebook status!!!

[ChiTown]

Irish by injection?

 

Thanks, Steven . . . Gee, I had no idea that you were Irish! LOL

I think that I may be part Irish, but only by injection. (safe, of course)

[+ deej]

(just a bit of humor from me)

 

Just a quick note to everybody to be careful this St. Patrick's Day. Law enforcement has been warned to keep an eye out for DRUNK TYPISTS this year!!! It's a startling fact but please...please...if somebody you know is drinking, take their keyboard/cell phone/ etc away so they can't send a wild text to their best friend's friend at 3:30 a.m. saying some gibberish.

 

I can almost hear the voice on the bullhorn: Step AWAY from the keyboard, sir!

 

All kidding aside, people forget that like New Year's Eve this is one of the nights when the amateur drunks are on the road and there are horrendous casualties on the freeways every year. Be careful out there, folks.

[instudiocity]

All kidding aside, people forget that like New Year's Eve this is one of the nights when the amateur drunks are on the road...

New Years, Valentine's Day, St Patrick's Day, Memorial Day, Fourth of July, Labor Day, Thanksgiving and Christmas... all days that I choose to remain sober. Gee, since I drink all the other days that end in 'Y', does that make me a professional drunk?

[KMEM]

And, is a professional drunk safer than an amateur one? Perhaps it is just a question of volume, VOLUME, VOLUME.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

 

Anyone think it is tacky to make a White House pool green?

[BaronArtz]

New Years, Valentine's Day, St Patrick's Day, Memorial Day, Fourth of July, Labor Day, Thanksgiving and Christmas... all days that I choose to remain sober. Gee, since I drink all the other days that end in 'Y', does that make me a professional drunk?

 

Here is what Alcoholics Anonymous has to say about your question (copied from their website):

 

Answer YES or NO to the following questions.

 

1. Do you lose time from work due to drinking?

YES __ NO __

 

2. Is drinking making your home life unhappy?

YES __ NO __

 

3. Do you drink because you are shy with other people?

YES __ NO __

 

4. Is your drinking affecting your reputation?

YES __ NO __

 

5. Have you ever felt remorse after drinking?

YES __ NO __

 

6. Have you ever got into financial difficulties as a result of drinking?

YES __ NO __

 

7. Do you turn to lower companions and an inferior environment when drinking?

YES __ NO __

 

8. Does your drinking make you careless of your family’s welfare?

YES __ NO __

 

9. Has your ambition decreased since drinking?

YES __ NO __

 

10. Do you crave a drink at a definite time?

YES __ NO __

 

11. Do you want a drink the next morning?

YES __ NO __

 

12. Does drinking cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?

YES __ NO __

 

13. Has your efficiency decreased since drinking?

YES __ NO __

 

14. Is drinking jeopardizing your job or business?

YES __ NO __

 

15. Do you drink to escape from worries or trouble?

 

 

YES __ NO __

 

16. Do you drink alone?

YES __ NO __

 

17. Have you ever had a complete loss of memory as a result of drinking?

YES __ NO __

 

18. Has your physician ever treated you for drinking?

YES __ NO __

 

19. Do you drink to build up your self-confidence?

YES __ NO __

 

20. Have you ever been to a hospital or institution because of drinking?

YES __ NO __

 

What's your score?

 

If you have answered YES to any one of the questions, there is a definite warning that you may be an alcoholic.

 

If you have answered YES to any two, the chances are that you are an alcoholic.

 

If you answered YES to three or more, you are definitely an alcoholic.

[instudiocity]

professional drunks get paid to drink!

 

And, is a professional drunk safer than an amateur one? Perhaps it is just a question of volume, VOLUME, VOLUME.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

 

Anyone think it is tacky to make a White House pool green?

[Guest GQ Pro]

Very funny

 

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