glad to finally get a review from a non-first time reviewer

[instudiocity]

obviously and no thanks to the glutes...

and it will probably be schedule months in advance, hopefully be a non-first time reviewer...

[leigh.bess.toad]

There already is one. It's called rentboy.com

 

Meow!

 

Hissssssssssss!!!

[leigh.bess.toad]

Without escort presence, this board would be as dead and useless as MER.

 

Meow!

 

Hissssssss!!!

[leigh.bess.toad]

My god this has turned into a catty little bitch fest. Jesus girls, take it down a few notches. Is the HRT not working? You find less bitchiness and cattiness among middle school girl cliques. Like, fer sure. Totally. Kewl!

 

I agree with RH and TC -- the coke can has lost its effectiveness. There are other common objects that would work. I saw one in the last day or two where the guy had quarters laid out on top of his dick. You still go to see the thickness and if you were interested, you could very easily figure out how long the cock is. I've seen it with yardsticks, tape measures. Hell, why not inside a hot dog bun? Or at least on top of a package of hot dogs? A bit of humor and creativity and it took about 3 seconds to come up with it.

 

But Mikey is brash and self-promoting? First I'm not sure who in the hell he is supposed to promote if not himself. So that kvetch don't not make no sense. Brash and arrogant? And you'd rather have Casper Milquetoast as your top? Really? I want someone who is confident in his abilities as a top when I'm hiring. I haven't hired Mikey yet because he hasn't been to DC but we've exchanged a number of emails and PMs over the last few months and I've found him to be funny and an all around nice guy. Yes, brash. Yes, bold. But not in an arrogant, in yo' face way. Now if he offends the tender sensibilities of some, I have a suggestion: block his posts. You know you can do that? That way you won't have to worry about getting your panties twisted such that might threaten you with testicular torsion. And if that's too much work, just look the other way when you see his name.

 

Give me your hands if we be friends. And LBT shall restore amends.

[instudiocity]

... testicular torsion ...

I know I grabbed myself when I read that, but now I don't know what to do. Lee, could I schedule a session of testicular torsion with you soon?

[leigh.bess.toad]

I know I grabbed myself when I read that, but now I don't know what to do. Lee, could I schedule a session of testicular torsion with you soon?

 

Actually that should be the two word phrase that streaks fear into men more than other two words in the English language.

 

We can do it two ways: between the salad and entree or between the entree and desert.

 

All I know is I want to see your hands at all times in the presence of my friends.

 

But it does give new meaning to the phrase "turn and cough".

[Guy Fawkes]

This thread is getting boring!

 

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[leigh.bess.toad]

Uh-oh, the clock is ticking on this puppy.

 

Goodbye thread. Alas, we hardly knew ye!

[+ glutes]

Man with a golden DICK

 

(glutes) You're just building up Mikey9NOLA for his next appointment.

 

First of all as a new member I wish to thank Daddy, Deej and all the members here who have welcomed me with open arms this year. I am isolated in New Orleans and really enjoy the fellowship and feedback from all of yall. Happy Holidays to you all! Now here is my brief post: Every day I look at the ads in my home city and expect to see something that never is there. I expect some 22-31 year old handsome fallen angel with better abs than mine, huge guns and massive pecs and an amazing cock to move in on my territory. This is how it happens in sports. The packers drafted Aaron Rogers and pushed Brett Favre out. I see these guys all over the country in MAJOR markets but when you cruise the ads in Pittsburg, Milwaukee, my own New Orleans, Southwest Florida, Cinncinati, Baltimore Buffalo, Akron, Tulsa, nashville and Memphis there is almost no one well-reviewed and of quality. A few notable exceptions, yes , but very few. This is how a young stud could get real rich real fast in this biz. I did it in West Palm Beach way back in the day.(Wayne's World!)(Palm Beach and Broward's best, etc) Remember David and hotspots magazine anyone? I did it in San Antonio when there was NO ONE THERE (remember the TWIT- Todd and Alan???) It seems as if all the hotties want to cluster in a few large metropolises and fight over the same clients and the same dollars. If the escort is rich then no problem but these young guys contact me a lot cause they know I have seen everything there is to see in this biz and they tell me they are FLAT BROKE! The sky is the limit on how much money a great, built, handsome, hung top escort could make in New Orleans these days if they were NICE to the clients, not in a hurry and did not use illegal drugs and stayed out of the clubs. There you have it: the formula on how to make a million with your cock from me MIKEY9NOLA (the man with the golden DICK) Ok, so now I have given away all my secrets to you young escorts. That is my Christmas gift to you now go run with it. As for me, my traveling juices are flowing again so I am going to travel this year and have a lot of fun. I look forward to meeting many of yall this coming year of 2,011! God Bless Everyone

 

great thread guys. as an escort the biggest complaint I hear from clients is that when they hire a guy and get so excited to meet him and then he looks nothing at all like his pics. When clients see me I usually hear one of two comments: 1. You look better than the pics or just like them. 2. your pics do not do you justice. This is because I always have a current pic in my ad (real current- within 6 months) IN my m4rn ad the one with the black shirt (the close up used in Daddys' reviews) is me now. some of the Dick pics are a year or two old but the fact is my dick has not changed since I was 18. Body pics are where clients are often mislead. For instance if I showed my , "signature, trademark,": pics when I was a 153 pound chicken which I was for years and I show up as a beefy 185 pound hunk then if the client wanted chicken he would be pissed and rightly so. That is why I have pics that show me at 185 pounds so the client will know exactly what he is paying for. http://www.rentboy.com/mikey9nola1 ATLANTA Feb7th-12th

[instudiocity]

Was it a past life or your current non-life in which you are a cataloger of mundacity?

[instudiocity]

Amen and So Be It!

This thread is getting boring!

 

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[Guy Fawkes]

As we fondly wave Good Bye, we wonder why does it swirl clockwise?

 

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Why Toilet Bowl Water Twirls Clockwise

By Hannah Holmes

 

You know the legend: In the northern hemisphere, water goes down the toilet clockwise. And it twirls counterclockwise in the southern hemisphere. It's a cool factoid, in itself. And it has a cool name -- the Coriolis Force.

 

There's no painless way to explain how Coriolis works, though, so gird your intellectual loins for a small war.

The first battle will be to visualize the spinning planet to which the toilet is fastened:

 

Slice the Earth at the equator like a grapefruit, and flatten the northern hemisphere into a plate. Now spin it counterclockwise. The North Pole, you'll notice, turns quite slowly. Move out to 45 degrees latitude (Minneapolis) on the plate and here the ground is buzzing along at about 730 miles per hour. Move way out to the edge of the plate and the equator is turning at 1,040 miles per hour.

 

(Visual aid: Picture a line of people walking arm-in-arm, with one end of the line always at the North Pole. To hold their formation, the people on the outside have to run and the people near the Pole have to creep.)

 

 

Got it? At the equator the ground moves fastest; at the poles, it moves slowest.

The second battle involves visualizing a sloshy substance hovering over the spinning Earth. Round out the Earth again, and picture a stationary air mass hovering over the equator at, say, the Amazon basin. This air is stationary only in relation to the Earth. Viewed from space, that air is actually moving at about 1,040 miles per hour, keeping pace with the ground beneath it.

 

Now excise a neat cube of that air, and shove it north to the 45th parallel. The ground here is moving under the cube of air at 740 miles per hour, but the cube of air continues tooling along at 1,040 miles per hour. Whereas it was stationary relative to the Amazon, now it's moving east at 290 miles per hour, relative to its new home on the 45th parallel.

 

(This is Newton's First Law: Objects in motion, including cubes of air, are obligated to stay in motion until they get permission from a brick wall, or a more subtle force, to slow down.)

 

To recap: Push a floating object north, and it will appear, relative to the earth, to pick up speed and move east.

The third battle is a cakewalk. When you pushed air north from the equator, it appeared to gain speed and move east. Now take a cube of air from over the slow-spinning North Pole, and nudge it south toward the 45th, where the earth sweeps beneath it faster: As a cube of air that was stationary near the pole moves south, it appears to slow down, and veer westward.

 

(Visual aid: Betty, at the center of a merry-go-round, throws a ball to Billy at the merry-go-round's edge. By the time the ball reaches the edge, however, the merry-go-round has moved out from under it. Billy sees the ball fall "west" of him.)

 

OK, hold those thoughts: Either way you shove a block of air, from north to south, or south to north, it appears to be deflected to its right -- or clockwise. Now consider a toilet in Minneapolis. The toilet is connected to the earth, but the water is merely sloshing around over it, like a mass of air. The whole contraption, however, is whipping around the earth's axis at 730 miles per hour.

 

The catch is that water floating at the north end of the bowl has a scidge less ground to cover per second; and the water hovering over the south end has a skidge more ground to cover. So the water at the north gets a little bit ahead, the water at the south gets a little bit behind, and when you flush, the clockwise twirl comes to fruition.

 

(To get the southern-hemisphere view, revisit your spinning plate, walk to its underside, and you'll note that instead of turning from your right to your left, the planet is now turning from your left to your right. Take my word for it: Everything else is reversed, too.)

 

Ah, but this has all been a cruel and painful joke.

It turns out that even a toilet a mile wide might still be too tiny to exhibit Coriolan tendencies -- the water simply isn't hovering over enough latitudes to feel The Force. It takes a mass of air many miles in diameter to demonstrate the infamous toilet twirl, and even then, Coriolis is often foiled by friction with the ground and barometric high jinks.

 

So while all of this spinning and shoving can help explain prevailing winds and other large-scale phenomena, the twirl in your toilet is determined by jets of water filling the bowl, the shape of the drain, or, for those who cannot let this myth go -- and I've encountered many of them -- the Coriolis Fairy.

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