Your Excellency, Duchess we need an installation ceremony for Duke Glutes

[Guest greatness]

Congrats Duke Glutes~~~ I wish many more pleasant years here. Kisses and hugs~~~

[+ glutes]

Thank you Brother Greatness, I accept your kindness.

However I think most people here would like to take a dump on me at the 'installation'...

[Guest greatness]

Nonsense

 

You are a precious human member here. We love you here. Many more happy years Duke glutes. Kisses and hugs~~~

 

Thank you Brother Greatness, I accept your kindness.

However I think most people here would like to take a dump on me at the 'installation'...

[JackTwist]

Congrats Duke Glutes!

[AdamSmith]

However I think most people here would like to take a dump on me at the 'installation'...

 

ROFL. Once I read greatness's term 'installation,' I could not shake the image of a plumber placing a new toilet. Most inappropriate.

 

(You know British monarchs had a servant specifically designated 'The Groom of the Stool.' You can imagine.)

 

In any event, make sure the soil seal is tight!

[AdamSmith]

a precious human member

 

Bit provocative turn of phrase to use here, don't you think?

[Guest greatness]

oh my AdamSmith

 

I dropped "e". I can't go back and fix it now. I can't see well these days even with my glasses on.. I bet hot AdamSmith doesn't have eye problems.

 

Bit provocative turn of phrase to use here, don't you think?

[AdamSmith]

I dropped "e". I can't go back and fix it now. I can't see well these days even with my glasses on.. I bet hot AdamSmith doesn't have eye problems.

 

I am blind as a bat. What do you mean, dropped "e"?

[gp0560]

I am blind as a bat. What do you mean, dropped "e"?

 

 

"A precious humanE member" ?

 

Still funny, Greatness. No offense?

[Guest greatness]

"humane"~~~ I accidentally dropped "e". Dear Adam~~~ Now I can't touch Tomcat can I go after you then? I will be your light in the darkness although I think we both will need a blind dog. Big kisses and hugs. We need to have a big installation for Glutes, my Grace, Duchess ~~~

[AdamSmith]

"humane"~~~ I accidentally dropped "e".

Aha! Sorry to be slow.

 

Dear Adam~~~ Now I can't touch Tomcat can I go after you then? I will be your light in the darkness although I think we both will need a blind dog. Big kisses and hugs.

Aw, feel free to go after Tomcat. I shan't stand in your way. Just include me in a 3-way from time to time.

[+ deej]

(You know British monarchs had a servant specifically designated 'The Groom of the Stool.' You can imagine.)

 

Sounds like a discussion better suited to the fetish forum.

[Guest DuchessIvanaKizznhugg]

Sorry to be late on this. Was at the fishmarket going through clams. Needed a few more pearls for the new Duke's coronet. Pretty purdy, dontcha think??

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/20/Coronet_of_a_British_Duke.svg/200px-Coronet_of_a_British_Duke.svg.png

 

All hail, Duke Glutes. One of our truly esteemed members, having attained 5,000!! posts (....although, rumour has it that if the BN rants weren't included, he'd be but still a Marquis!!) Well done, Glutes. These days longevity seems to get you sweet diddly, but you're appreciated here. Keep on calling 'em as you seem em'. http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae139/DuchessIvanaKizznhugg/35054139.jpg

A special bang (!) in your honour, your Grace.

http://i965.photobucket.com/albums/ae139/DuchessIvanaKizznhugg/fireworks_brushes_by_noordinarylove.jpg

[Guest greatness]

Wow what a nice coronet~~~ Congrats again Glutes. Kisses and hugs~~

[+ glutes]

add the 'e'!

 

Speaking of dropping the 'e', I wish people here would stop dropping the 'e' when referring to the anatomical part for which I was named. How many times do you see here "the masseur worked my gluts". They aren't 'gluts' (like sluts), they are glutes (gloots, as in gluteus maximus)!

 

http://www.nutrexsolutions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/glutes.jpg

[Pegasus]

Hats Off to you, Sir Glutes. Way to go!