20 Reasons

[Steven_Draker]

That's funny and shows why you can't believe what you read in an internet profile ...

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_j0_0cXEXWWU/RploIp2LswI/AAAAAAAAAyI/U4iv-li5I-s/s1600/internet-profile.jpg

[josephga]

I saw this one the otherDay

"I make $100,000 a year." REALITY: People are 20% poorer than they say they are.

 

"I'm 6 feet tall." REALITY: People are two inches shorter in real life.

 

"Here's a recent pic." REALITY: The more attractive the picture, the more likely it is to be out-of-date.

 

"I'm bisexual." REALITY: 80% of self-identified bisexuals are only interested in one gender.

[instudiocity]

Lol!

[Steven_Draker]

Internet inches

 

two inches shorter in real life.

 

Joseph, 2 inches shorter ... down there ??

[Guest Spanky]

"I don't do this very often" = I am a complete slut that likes to have my anonymous sex at the gym.

 

"I'm really very vanilla, I just want to try fisting once" = My hole is big enough to fit a bowling ball.

 

"I'm on Manhunt so rarely that I hardly know how it works" = I have four different accounts that I use to hide the fact that I am a total wh0re.

 

"I don't PNP" - I don't PNP until after we get stoned.

 

"I'm negative...really" = I'm positive and want to fuck you without a condom.

 

"No, I don't think we ever fucked before" = We probably fucked before but I was too high to remember.

[josephga]

I had lunch with a guy once he said he was 6'6 200 lbs. I'm 6'4 and he was shorter than me. in reality he was 6'2

Iv noticed Athletic = fat

no age on a profile = over 40

[Guest Spanky]

I saw this one the otherDay

"I'm bisexual." REALITY: 80% of self-identified bisexuals are only interested in one gender.

 

Actually, I think this means - I'm so desperate I'll fuck anything I can get my hands on.

[josephga]

I always believed the truth sometimes is in the questions not answered on a profile or left blank

[rvwnsd]

I had lunch with a guy once he said he was 6'6 200 lbs. I'm 6'4 and he was shorter than me. in reality he was 6'2

 

I'm also 6'4" and met a guy who claimed to be 6'2". He was more like 5'11"...on a tall day. He looked at me and said "I thought you said you are 6'4". You should re-measure yourself. You've got to be 6'8"."

 

He got a blow job just for being quick-witted.

[leigh.bess.toad]

I'd like to thank you a hell of a lot for the cartoon and post, Steven -- NOT!! I saw this yesterday after a rough day at the office. We had an office cleaning party and we told stories and laughed so hard all day my ribs hurt. I couldn't take anymore. And then this. I think I did crack one of my ribs with this What a great post!!

[justaguy]

LOL Too true. At the same time, I keep going back to the shape of the guy's butt. Works for me :-)

[+ glutes]

Hardy har har. Escorts are pulling the same 'jokes' on us here daily in their 'reviews' and other marketing tools.

I am not laughing, 20 reasons not to believe...

[instudiocity]

I'm also 6'4" and met a guy who claimed to be 6'2". He was more like 5'11"...on a tall day. He looked at me and said "I thought you said you are 6'4". You should re-measure yourself. You've got to be 6'8"."

 

He got a blow job just for being quick-witted.

Hey, I'm 5'8", what do I get?

[Guest greatness]

hmm for me it's that

 

"I will call you" -> I hope I don't see you again. lol..

[Lookin]

hmm for me it's that

 

"I will call you" -> I hope I don't see you again. lol..

My usual is "I'll be in touch.", and the next thing I know I'm being served with a restraining order. http://computer-ease.com/emoticon/meyell.gif

[leigh.bess.toad]

My usual is "I'll be in touch.", and the next thing I know I'm being served with a restraining order. http://computer-ease.com/emoticon/meyell.gif

 

A restraining order. So that must mean Romann, Tyger or Whipped Guy???

 

Sounds kinky.

[justaguy]

Maybe. But Oxyclean doesn't really get all those stains out and simply using Axe body wash won't attract every hottie in the supermarket. IMO, if someone promises the moon it's probably best to expect no more than a good sized asteroid. That being said, I have very rarely encountered the type of false advertising that you seem to have.