Friday Funnies

[+ Gar1eth]

This could be my friend's jailbreak chickens. Every so often someone leaves a door or gate open and they wander away. One of them just laid eggs; her comment was "most expensive eggs ever."

 

 

My family once had a package of hot dogs like that. It was at our temple's yearly Purim Carnival. I was probably about 9. They had some leftover food and decided to auction it off. I don't think I had ever been to an auction before. I got a bit carried away.

 

Gman

[+ Gar1eth]

 

 

Gman

 

As a side note-while David has never been known to be particularly 'hung'-you can see with his increased pubic fat pad, he is effectively even smaller.

 

 

Gman

[+ quoththeraven]

My family once had a package of hot dogs like that. It was at our temple's yearly Purim Carnival. I was probably about 9. They had some leftover food and decided to auction it off. I don't think I had ever been to an auction before. I got a bit carried away.

 

Gman

 

I hope the hot dogs tasted good and you bid using money you had saved up, although something tells me probably not.

[AdamSmith]

[+ Gar1eth]

This could be my friend's jailbreak chickens. Every so often someone leaves a door or gate open and they wander away. One of them just laid eggs; her comment was "most expensive eggs ever."

 

My family once had a package of hot dogs like that. It was at our temple's yearly Purim Carnival. I was probably about 9. They had some leftover food and decided to auction it off. I don't think I had ever been to an auction before. I got a bit carried away.

 

Gman

I hope the hot dogs tasted good and you bid using money you had saved up, although something tells me probably not.

 

Your 'Something' is a pretty smart cookie.

 

 

Gman

[+ quoththeraven]

Source (you may see a lot of these in the future)

[+ quoththeraven]

Here, have another:

 

Source

[+ quoththeraven]

Source

[+ Truereview]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/aa/f0/20/aaf0209629c76db4ca3ffe89d925f5c1.jpg

[+ Truereview]

Continuing our theme of hard times...

 

[+ Truereview]

http://www.jantoo.com/cartoons/lowres/081/08131791_low.jpg

[sincitymix]

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/aa/f0/20/aaf0209629c76db4ca3ffe89d925f5c1.jpg

 

Reminds me of a guy I know who trained his African Grey to scream "CANNIBAL" every time his family sits down to eat chicken or turkey.

[TruHart1]

DISCLAIMER: This is just generally about fat cats,

_____not our own sleek, svelte Fresh Fluff!!!

TruHart1

[TruHart1]

I've heard of alligator shoes but this is going

___________a bit too far...

 

TruHart1

[Guest countryboywny]

From Facebook:

 

Alcohol will never solve your problems, but neither will milk or water.

[+ Truereview]

And on the topic of solving problems...

 

http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/meme/2014/04/Meme---Solve-problems-without-using-violence.jpg

[AdamSmith]

http://www.toomanly.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Chinese-takeout-floats.jpg

[+ Truereview]

http://www.toomanly.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Chinese-takeout-floats.jpg

FYI: Chinese takeout also floats in the toilet.

[AdamSmith]

As most of us are not his subjects, presumably this need not go in the Politics Funnies...

 

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/32500/Gay-Prince-Charles--32810.jpg

[Guest countryboywny]

further problem solving...

 

When things go wrong,

 

As they usually will,

 

And your daily road

 

Seems all uphill;

 

 

When funds are low

 

And debts are high;

 

When you want to smile

 

But can only cry;

 

 

When life is pressing you

 

Down a bit;

 

Don’t complain to me,

 

I DON’T GIVE A SHIT.

[Tigger]

[TruHart1]

And now some tweets about that fine dining establishment!

______________________:eek:

 

TruHart1

[TruHart1]

 

TruHart1

[TruHart1]

Haut1Tqu

[+ quoththeraven]

So when you say eat a bag of dicks, is that a 2-piece? 4-piece? 6-piece like McNuggets? Or is it more like chicken fingers?

(source) - do take a look, some of the responses and links are hilarious.