Friday Funnies

[Guest]

[Kevin Slater]

“We’re both MDs,” Tom said paradoxically.

 

Kevin Slater

[AdamSmith]

[Zman]

"I'd love to buy that new penis pump!" Tom said longingly.

[+ Truereview]

With the recent path my life has taken, I have found it helpful to try to focus on upbeat things, especially humor (a relative term to be sure). Some of my close friends have taken to sending me jokes. I thought you might like to see a few.

I see some things posted in the Forum that give me great concern and make me want to cry, scream, or just close up and go. Then I come back to jackhammer's thread and I remember what's so good about the forum: a kind gesture, wit, a laugh, camaraderie, preserving a feel-good tradition.

 

May we all continue our moth journey and in our attraction for the light avoid being burned...

[Kevin Slater]

“I don’t have a six pack,” Tom said abnormally.

 

Kevin Slater

[+ Truereview]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/this-lettuce-died.jpg

[+ Truereview]

http://i.imgur.com/itgKWcA.jpg

[Kevin Slater]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/this-lettuce-died.jpg

 

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

 

Kevin Slater

[+ Truereview]

To the dog owners of the world...

http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-auto-464871.jpeg

[+ Truereview]

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

...said Tom implanting bad thoughts.

Edited October 4, 2016 by Truereview

[+ quoththeraven]

Source

[Kevin Slater]

“We’re having leftovers,” Tom said reservedly.

 

Kevin Slater

[+ Truereview]

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

...said Tom permeating the fields

[+ Truereview]

Hump day joke:

http://i.imgur.com/pXXKBNL.jpg

[+ glennnn]

"Someone stole the wheels off of my car," Tom screamed tirelessly.

[Rod Hagen]

Hump day joke:

 

Didn't I read somewhere that Cookie Monster no longer devours cookies, but eats healthily and regards cookies as an occasional treat? That makes me sad.

[+ Truereview]

Another relationship down the tubes!

http://thefunniestpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/funny-pics-cookie-monsster-gets-crackers.jpg

[+ Truereview]

Blasphemy! I call for a revolution!

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j185/levisimpreza/ForumPics/cookie-monster-wtf-is-this.jpg

[mike carey]

[Kevin Slater]

“I’m waiting on a baby doctor,” Tom observed.

 

Kevin Slater

[AdamSmith]

[AdamSmith]

[AdamSmith]

[Kevin Slater]

“I’ve given up flying,” Tom explained.

 

Kevin Slater