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My uncle, an Army mechanic in WWII, reported that whenever a Jeep engine coughed, you could count on somebody saying, "Well some gas must have gotten into the trash line."

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A GUIDE TO LOVE AND LASTING RELATIONSHIPS

 

1. Find a man who makes you laugh.

2. Find a man who has a good job.

3. Find a man who is honest.

4. Find a man who will pamper you with gifts

5. Find a man who is awesome in bed.

6. And this is very, very important:

0. Under no circumstances should you ever let

0. any of these five men meet each other!!!

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