Tips for rookie bottom

[Guest bottominneed]

Okay guys, I need some help. I want to start bottoming and have been playing with a variety of toys like butt plugs and dildos. I have no problem taking them (my largest dildo is about 7 inches long and fairly thick), but when I pull out the dildo, there's some liquid that usually comes out. Now, I know that's not unusual, but is it unusual for it to be a little yellow/brownish even after you seem to clean out thoroughly? I have an enema bag and usually use the whole bag full and when I'm finishing up, what comes out is damn near clear. I then usually shower and make sure I wait at least an hour before starting play and then voila! the darker liquid appears.

This probably sounds ridiculous to most of you, but it's really holding me back from hooking up cause I don't want this happening with another guy. Do I need to clean out more or what? Any squeaky clean bottom boys wanna help me out?? Any advice at all would be really, really appreciated! Thanks!

[Rick Munroe]

>I have an enema bag and usually use the whole bag full

 

There's where you're making a mistake; you're overdoing it. Use less water...you don't need to clean out your entire system...just the lower--umm---colon? Or whatever. I'm not good on body part names; I just know what to do with 'em. You're definitely overdouching, though. One Fleet's & you should be good to go. By the way, you do know that regular use of enemas is really unhealthy, right? Gets rid of necessary bacteria.

[ready182]

1. Diet is a definite factor. Watch what you eat & drink.

 

2. Know your own "regular schedule", and plan the time of your encounter accordingly.

 

3. The previous poster is correct -- not too much douche. Just a few ounces.

 

4. I like to douche at least 2 hours in advance. While it varies, for me 1 hr is not enough.

 

5. Related to #2, a fiber supplement at the appropriate time can be useful.

 

6. Realize that "it is what it is", and that your partner should realize this as well. Sooner or later, a "less than perfect" event is inevitable. Goes with the territory.

 

7. The previous poster is correct again: don't douche too often.

 

8. Relax and have fun.

[Rick Munroe]

>3. The previous poster is correct -- not too much douche.

>Just a few ounces.

>7. The previous poster is correct again: don't douche too

>often.

 

I've been demoted from the Munroe Monument to the Previous Poster. Is my star already descending? Will I be doing escort dinner theater next?

[ready182]

Rick - sorry if I bruised your ego. I rarely post to this board unless my brain is soaked in vodka -- once I got started posting I couldn't remember who had posted the previous advice. But at least I accurately remembered what you said -- does that not count for something???

[Rick Munroe]

>Rick - sorry if I bruised your ego.

 

Hey, it could use a little bruising. It's out of control!

[Guest curious2000]

LOL :7 Rick, you have more than earned the title of the "Munroe Monument" and head and shoulders above a mere "previous poster". I too sometimes forget the "previous poster's" name when I am responding, but never from the "Maestro of Messege Board Wit"

[Houston Bonfires]

Rick:

 

You have nothing to fear!!!

 

I flew over Rapid City and the Black Hills in South Dakota several weeks ago and looked out from the plane and thought I saw your most talked about feature but alas it was Lincoln's cheeks.

I have however begun a campaign of name-signing to present to the Department of the Posterior (Interior) a petition to have your cheeks added to Mount Rushmore.

From there it's only a small step to the mall in Washington and your Munroe Monument. Keep your sunny side up:9 Always present your best face:* A day without the MM is like a day without . . .

 

Reverently,

 

H B

[Rick Munroe]

>a petition to have your cheeks added to Mount Rushmore

 

How ironic. I love to get mounted, some of my clients like to do Rush (poppers) and I always want more-more-more. :9

 

>From there it's only a small step to the mall in Washington and your Munroe Monument.

 

Don't you think it's more appropriate to have it in NYC...in front of my apartment building...as a marker?

 

>A day without the MM is like a day without . . .

 

...without ass? }>

[Guest SeaGuy]

Good grief it's hard work being a bottom. While we're on this subject, I've always wondered, is there a recommended diet for professional or very enthusiastic bottoms to help keep you, umm, clean and regular? What do you do if you've eaten some, let's say spicy chilli, and are then contracted for work? This is for those of you dieticians out there.

 

On a related subject, do gentlemen who "entertain" at home often, keep seperate sets of sheets to fuck on and sheets to sleep on? Just thought I'd ask.

[Guest Mini]

Just another related question, hope you guys can help me?

I'm an inexperience bottom, kind of short and small build guy (5.5),

It was an unsuccessful everytime I want to do the face to face style, but it is okie for doggle, so is that mean my hole is not ready enough, need more preparation, or it is ususally more difficult to the face to face one.

[Chuck50]

Rick to me you are still the "Holy Grail" LoL HUgs chuck

[Rick Munroe]

>It was an unsuccessful everytime I want to do the face to

>face style, but it is okie for doggle

 

I think you mean "doggie" (altho I like the sound of "doggle"!). Now, on to the (serious) matter at hand (or hole, as it were). We need more info here. When you say "everytime", was this all with the same guy or multiple partners? Maybe that guy just doesn't fit you anatomically when you're on your back, because of the way his dick curves. Or maybe it's just getting in deeper that way (no cheeks in the way) and you're not so deep inside. My throat & my ass are both deep holes, so I can usually handle any length...how big was this guy (or these guys) and if you can't handle them, please have them contact me. }>

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Sort of a Richard Simmons 'Deal-a-Meal' for gay bottoms?

 

*imagines the marketing for such a product*

 

Well, at least we could keep Richard Simmons as the spokesmodel

 

 

 

Warmest Regards,

 

 

 

Benjamin Nicholas

[email protected]

http://www.ChiKindaKid.com

[Guest SeaGuy]

Precisely, deal-a-meal for gay bottoms. LOL :+ The old adage has to be changed to ; "An apple a day keeps your colon free to lay". Someone should also start marketing fiber supplements to gay bottoms.