Did you know that ... ?

[Steven_Draker]

Did you know that ...? (continued)

 

Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.

 

Sex burns 360 calories per hour!

 

For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.

 

"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross!!

 

"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

 

The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.

 

The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.

 

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television (in the US) were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

 

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!

[justaguy]

Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.

 

Sex burns 360 calories per hour!

 

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium![/color]

 

So connecting the dots: If I eat a lot of chocolate and burn off the calories having sex, I will be a peaceful man with a very calm view of life. Not a bad prescription

[+ friendofsheila]

A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime

 

 

And that's enough for how many smoothies?

[ChiTown]

Thanks for sharing!

 

 

Sex burns 360 calories per hour!

 

"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross!!

 

"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

 

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium![/color]

 

Steven

 

Thanks for sharing the factoids! I always knew that sex is a great sedative, works for me every time. Didn't know about 360 calories per hour, but great to learn that fact. Finally, I am very relieved to know that I am neither a formicophiliac or ithyphollophobic!

 

[ChiTown]

How many smoothies?

 

A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime

 

 

And that's enough for how many smoothies?

 

Love it fos! YUM

[ChiTown]

Humans and dolphins have it best!

 

OK. I'm thinking ...

 

 

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

 

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

 

Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.

 

Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis.

 

When swans go on a date, they'll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.

 

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

 

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

 

Snakes have two sex organs.

 

The black widow spider eats her mate during or after sex.

 

Half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal, according to research.

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OK, Steven . . . a 30 minute orgasm sounds awesome (and exhausting), having sex 20 to 50 times per day sounds amazing (and exhausting), having two sex organs sounds interesting (same or opposite sex, please?). But when it gets right down to it, I think that we humans and the dolphins have the all the other species beat. Pleasure . . . oh, yeah!

[Lookin]

"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.[/color]

Ode to a Recovered Ithyphallophobe

 

I used to have this awful fear,

But saw my shrink a while.

I'm now a sane and fervent queer,

An ithyphallophile. http://www.maleescortreview.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

[Guest DuchessIvanaKizznhugg]

 

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

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I've met many a hump-a-leg dog that would beg to differ with this finding.

[+ friendofsheila]

I'd have to wonder if any of us humans is wired to handle a 30-minute orgasm.