Water Sports - And I don't mean polo

[mansniffing]

Hiring a Pro

 

I agree with those who say that you should only try waterports with an escort who is into it. Many will try to do it just for not loosing a client, but the results will be perfunctory and uneven at best.

 

I would recommend to start with a top who has drank a LOT of water, some cranberry juice and some pinneaple juice in the two hours immediately before the session. A relatively empty stomach is very important to avoid nausea and unnecessary flavours in the urine. The cranberry has diuretic properties, which means that he will pee more. The pinneaple will give both his cum and his pee a very sweet, fruity flavour that many like, and the water will ensure that his pee is clear and light.

 

Some people little by little discover that they like their pee more concentrated, and for that purpose the top may drink from beer to coffee. I myself find strong pee unappealing.

 

I would recommend the top to stay off meat, asparagus, beets and complex B vitamins amongst other things. The taste they create is really nasty.

 

Yes, it is very possible for an experienced top to piss just a little, in your mouth without making a mess. A good top would be able to show you different styles of peeing, percusive pee in short shots, long powerful streams, a drop here and there, distance pee, peeing on himself, and so on. Yes, it is perfectly possible (and really hot) for your top to pee through a perfectly raging hard on and yes, drinking a small amount of pee from a healthy man is entirely safe. Drinking a lot of concentrated pee on a daily basis has shown to be not so good, but every now and then is even good for you. (I don't have facts to back up this statement, I just couldn't resist writing it.)

 

I suggest you not to be shy and ask. We are professionals in the field of intimacy, sexuality and the intricacies of the human mind. If you have a a fantasy about something, chances are that there is going to be an escort who has exactly the same fantasy and will be thrilled to try it with you.

 

As Raul rightly said, waterports can look from anything between hearing someone take a pee in the next room, to doing all sorts of things with urine in all sorts of imaginable combinations. If you are going to drink it or consume it in any way, make sure to use only fresh pee as it tends to be less good if it just sits there for a while.

 

And if you are willing to try it, I would strongly recommend one day to try to pee while someone is fucking you very slowly...

 

Heaven is too small a word to describe it.

 

Your advice is priceless. I hired an escort I've hired before and lists water sports on his RB profile and it was fantastic. He's prepared for it and a real pro.

[mansniffing]

Query for the WS Pro

If you don't drink and a pisser who drinks beer wants you to swallow will you get high from beer piss?

[raulgmanzo]

Query for the WS Pro

If you don't drink and a pisser who drinks beer wants you to swallow will you get high from beer piss?

 

No.

Hope you don't mind me answering, it is a good question.

 

It is unlikely AFAIK to pass enough alcohol for intoxication in the urine. Almost all of the alcohol will be absorbed in the stomach and small intestines and then I believe the alcohol in the blood stream will mostly be exhaled through the lungs and very little will be handled by the kidneys. Plus with alcohol being diuretic I think the little flushed out by the kidneys will be quite diluted.

 

But one can or will get dosed from several other drugs (prescription or recreational) recycled via urine. This is something that is sometimes specifically done by some players but can oviously be dangerous. In any case participants should be willing to tell or ask what if anything has been consumed. Of course hydration with it's subsequent dilution is helpful if there is any doubt.