Don't Try This at Home

[+ Lucky]

In an age when nothing shocks, it was still surprising to read that an actor from MTV's Jackass show was arrested for allegedly exposing his genitals to a crowd in a bar while he used a staple gun to tack his scrotum to his upper thigh. (The Courier, La.)

[duke37]

Why were the patrons disappointed on the size of his genitals?

 

Jeff

[Guest SeaGuy]

OUCH! It's a miracle he has any genitals left if that's the way he treats them. SICK!

[Guest Ant415]

<...In an age when nothing shocks, ...>

 

I read in a newspaper "Grown Son Shoots Father in Domestic Squabble". The article goes on to tell how the KY State Police were called to a trailer park (I didn't make this up) on a domestic between two men. Seems the son came home and caught his father trying to have sex with his Doberman Pinscher dog. They argued some, then the son fetched a gun and shot the father in his buttocks.

 

I was shocked.

 

Maybe I am too harsh, and not sensitive to drunken hillbillies that are into fucking dogs, but I think I will continue to fly over KY, and never drive through it.

 

At least they are not evil homosexuals.