Isn't it akward?

[Lookin]

My favorite story, if we have the time and inclination to develop it, is that we live in different parts of the US but work for a company that evaluates various products and services. This could be Cedar Point or the cruise line we happen to be on at the moment. That completely explains us traveling together and any noticeable difference in age (and, there always is one ).

 

Best regards,

KMEM

What a great cover!

 

And currently we're on assignment evaluating box-springs and sound-deadening insulation between staterooms.

 

It's a rush project, so you may even hear us working nights and weekends!

[Guest greatness]

oh my

 

That is clever..BTW now you didn't respond back to me about the private plane industry. I'm waiting for your lecture~~~. Can you take me up to the sky and give me your lecture.

 

My favorite story, if we have the time and inclination to develop it, is that we live in different parts of the US but work for a company that evaluates various products and services. This could be Cedar Point or the cruise line we happen to be on at the moment. That completely explains us traveling together and any noticeable difference in age (and, there always is one ).

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[Epigonos]

When I first started traveling with escorts I was somewhat concerned about what people might think. As time progressed I simply lost interest in caring.

 

On a recent trip to Guatemala the desk clerk at one of our hotels was taking a considerable amount of time checking us in. When I asked if there was a problem he responded that they had assigned us a room with a king bed and were now trying to locate one with two double beds. I simply explained that I had requested the king bed, he paused a moment, and said “Oh fine”.

 

On another occasion in Tulum, Mexico, at a small boutique hotel, a fellow guest, a middle aged woman, inquired as to our relationship, my companion simply stated “very good friends” and winked. For a moment she appeared somewhat taken aback and then burst out laughing. That evening the three of us had a wonderful dinner together.

 

I have simply decided that if we don’t make an issue of the situation neither will anybody else. Most people assume the obvious, think what they want and keep their mouths shut.

[Guest skrubber]

When a client and an escort spend a couple of days together, at a hotel and even more so on a cruise, at lest some people around kind of guess what the relationship is all about. Isn't it akward for both sides?

 

I'm assuming of course, that most clients don't want to be known as men paying for sex, and that most escorts don't want to be known as having sex for pay.

 

I have never felt awkward having the famous (or infamous) Mr. Nicholas on my arm. I had him over to work one day over to my sister's hose one time and even invited him to join in on our family Christmas dinner which went very well. Nary a comment on our age difference. My family just accepted him as a friend and liked him very much. I also had Romann visit my workplace introducing him as a friend and he was accepted. I am not in the least way hesitant of taking my boys around friends or to public places and hanging out with them.

[instudiocity]

Interesting Thread

 

I've traveled often with both my straight nephew and straight godson as well as some wonderful young escorts who are about the same age. I enjoy spending time with all of them and no one has ever gone 'there' concerning why these young men were traveling with me.

 

Now if my escorts and I had been all over each other sexually maybe it would have been different. But I save that for behind closed doors.

[AdamSmith]

Now if my escorts and I had been all over each other sexually maybe it would have been different. But I save that for behind closed doors.

 

But even behind closed doors...One time I was in a hotel room in Charlotte, late at night, with a 20-year-old escort. We ordered room service. When the order arrived, the waiter looked 19 or 20, clean-cut, very likely (I was one so I can say it ) a nice Southern Baptist boy.

 

Well, he didn't quite drop the tray. But when he came into the room and saw (1) middle-aged guy in business clothes, together with (2) seated at the desk, working his laptop, this 20yo stud stripped down to wife-beater and jockeys -- with even, I think, the crotch slot gaping open -- it was the first time I actually saw what they mean by "eyes bugging out."

 

We hadn't meant to surprise him, but could not stop laughing after he left.

 

Poor guy. Hope we did not induce anything life-changing for him! Unless he wanted it.

[KMEM]

What a lead in. I was hoping and expecting that he would become so "aroused" that he became part of a threesome. Too bad he did not. Kind of like the pizza delivery boy, no?

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[AdamSmith]

part of a threesome.

 

Sorry! We must not have been thinking fast enough. He was certainly cute.

 

Wonder how often that actually happens, outside of novels & porn flicks?

 

P.S. Meant to say originally: If you are going to be bothered by what you might see of the human condition, you should probably not work in a hotel.

[KMEM]

You, sir, were surprised; he was astonished.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[AdamSmith]

You, sir, were surprised; he was astonished.

 

Dr. Johnson, I stand corrected!

 

(I don't think his name was yet a euphemism, in his own day. )

[MsGuy]

You, sir, were surprised; he was astonished.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

 

Score one for KMEM!

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Thanks for the attribution, AS. I was burning out my last few brain circuits trying to recall who first said it.

[AdamSmith]

Thanks for the attribution, AS. I was burning out my last few brain circuits trying to recall who first said it.

 

Actually I was guessing...

 

...wrongly, it turns out. Google offers up, among others, this citation from Time magazine's Letters column of Nov. 30, 1931:

 

. . . your writer has fallen into the same error in the use of the word surprise as did Mrs. Noah Webster, who was duly corrected by her erudite husband.

 

Noah, at least the story goes, was caught by Mrs. Webster in a somewhat compromising situation with the housemaid. "Why Noah." she exclaimed. "I am surprised"; to which he replied "No dear, I am surprised. You are astonished." . . .

 

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,753130-3,00.html

[MsGuy]

Possibly Oscar Wilde? Or what's her name, the cigar smoking 50's actress from Alabama, maybe? Sounds like the punch line to one of her anecdotes. Damn it, now the smoke's curling out my ears again. Total cranial short circuit. I know I know this quote from somewhere but the fucking source is doing a fan dance in the back of my brain & absolutely refuses to drop that g-string.

 

It would have been more merciful not to pop my illusions about your omniscience, AS.

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After 4 expeditions through the wilds of google land, I'm going with the old English joke theory and leave it at that. Pooh!

[AdamSmith]

It would have been more merciful not to pop my illusions about your omniscience, AS.

 

http://www.moviesounds.com/2001/alright.wav

 

http://www.moviesounds.com/2001/muchbetter.wav

 

(Turn on your sound!)

[MsGuy]

Thanks, AS, for some reason I feel much better now.

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WOW! I really do feel better. I even remembered Tallulah Bankhead's name. You ought to bottle that stuff, AS.

 

http://etcetera.typepad.com/etc/images/2007/04/02/bankhead_2.jpg

 

"If I had it all to do over again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."

[AdamSmith]

Thanks, AS, for some reason I feel much better now.

 

http://www.moviesounds.com/2001/bitsilly.wav

 

[JoeyBryant]

Seconding KMEM.

 

Too, there is the old saw: You wouldn't worry what people think of you if you realized how seldom they do.

 

Anyway, neither of you is walking around with a big red "C" or "E" emblazoned on his forehead.

 

As for onlookers you think might be guessing -- let 'em stew in their envy.

 

Of course...like you were saying, who gives a fuck about people LOL?

[JoeyBryant]

or shall I say...who gives a about onlookers LOL. Whenever I feel the slightest bit of discomfort about people around, I just pretend there's no one else in the room but us 2...and it really helps!

[jj69action]

Envy! How true! My experience with the excorts I have taken on cruises is that they make me feel so special that I really don't notice the reactions of the people around me. Realize that they have their time also, makes our time together that much better! That's the mark of a GREAT escort!