Fun With Fruits

[+ Lucky]

Even if you can't have the BFE, you can still have fun with fruits. Huffington Post offers many selections:

 

HuffPost's Favorite Parsnip Re-Appears

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/4720/slide_4720_65403_large.jpg

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/12/pornographic-fruits-and-v_n_448102.html?slidenumber=5A01XpM4sGA%3D&&&&&&&&slideshow

[Guest sexantexan]

This spud's for you

 

http://i058.radikal.ru/1002/3a/025e98bbadce.jpg

[Kippy]

Glad to see the Huff and Puff Post is offering something interesting. Most of their "journalism" is as shallow as the founder's attempt to cover up her gold digging!!

[instudiocity]

Fruits?

 

Ok, you fruits! Parsnips and Potatos are NOT FRUITS! They are vegetables!

 

LOL!

[orbital sander]

Glad to see the Huff and Puff Post is offering something interesting. Most of their "journalism" is as shallow as the founder's attempt to cover up her gold digging!!

 

LOL,

Yeah this really hits a new high for the Post.

[AdamSmith]

Ok, you fruits! Parsnips and Potatos are NOT FRUITS! They are vegetables!

 

LOL!

 

Sorry, subject/object confusion. Frequent hereabouts.

 

Bonus question: sort by rhizome, tuber or corm.

 

...sort of reminds of the Gilligan's Island episode where Gilligan reels in a crate of irradiated seeds. The resulting produce (1) looks weird -- 3-pronged carrots, etc., and (2) gives the eater a corresponding super-power: eagle-eye vision from the carrots, Popeye strength from the spinach, et seq. http://www.gilligansisle.com/scripts/script71.html

[NYTomcat]

Sorry, subject/object confusion. Frequent hereabouts.

 

Bonus question: sort by rhizome, tuber or corm.

 

...sort of reminds of the Gilligan's Island episode where Gilligan reels in a crate of irradiated seeds. The resulting produce (1) looks weird -- 3-pronged carrots, etc., and (2) gives the eater a corresponding super-power: eagle-eye vision from the carrots, Popeye strength from the spinach, et seq. http://www.gilligansisle.com/scripts/script71.html

 

So what super power do you get for eating the tubers pictured above.

 

Reminds me of the old Bette Midler joke about the magic mirror

 

Mirror Mirror on the door make my organ touch the floor..... and his legs got shorter and shorter and shorter.....