To Be Topped!!!!!!

[+ Axiom2001]

For almost a year now I have engaged the services of escorts. When I know that the escort is quite adept at "topping", I have primarily gone without eating "any food" on that day and have chiefly drunk juices and water. This past Sunday I did eat a solid breakfast.

 

Prior to the intended appointment (which turned out to be hot)--I attempted to douche but was unsuccessful.

My question is: GUYS, when you know you will be feverishly topped-- do you fast, douche, or what? (I have never had an accident, nor has his big condom-covered dick come out brown or othewise.) Am I doing the right thing? Let me know, please, for this fasting is a little much!:9

[N.N.]

Conscious control of gastrointestinal motility, developed

through years of yogic practice, works for me.

 

;-)

[+ Cock Eyed Optimist]

Since it takes a lot longer for food to pass through the gastrointestinal tract that most people imagine, fasting on the actual day of getting topped won't help. If there is nothing there when you give yourself an enema, don't worry.

[Traveller]

Coke and shots reduce the need for very much food and thus any resulting bodily discharges. It truly is the only diet for aggressive bottoms.

 

Later.

[Guest DickHo]

It truly is the only diet for aggressive bottoms.

 

Tina also works...start 8 hours before getting plowed.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Now I am positively charmed

 

I would suggest pysilium husk (Ethan please correct my typo here), the basic ingredient in Metamucil ("ditto"), except it is not orange flavored and has no artificial sweetner, would help move everything more regularly. Once a man reaches the age of 40, it is beneficial to take whether one is a "power" or "aggro" bottom.

 

I get to take you all out for a test spin for the free advice! :9

 

LOVE is no substitute FOR sex.

[+ Axiom2001]

>It truly is the only diet for aggressive bottoms.

>

>Tina also works...start 8 hours before getting plowed.

 

 

 

What's Tina? I AM completely oblivious to it! AX

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

>What's Tina?

 

Imagine a landscape of pure crystal...

[Guest DCeBOY]

RE: Now I am positively charmed

 

>I would suggest pysilium husk (Ethan please correct my typo

>here)

 

if you point out that you don't know how to spell it, it doesn't qualify as a typographical error, now does it? it is simply not knowing how to spell the word in question.

 

glad i could clear that up for you.

 

by the way, it is psyllium.