For those who need a laugh today

[Michael Vincenzo]

A teacher handed out lifesavers to her students and asked them to identify the different flavors. The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

 

Red......................Cherry

Yellow..................Lemon

Green..................Lime

Orange ..............Orange

 

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None

of the children could identify the taste.

 

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your

mother may sometimes call your father.'

 

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and

yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

 

The teacher had to leave the room!

[justaguy]

Thanks much for the laugh. Of course, when she grows up the look of horror may change. :-)

[zeferrelli]

true - true - true

[GoodFella69]

Hilarious!

 

That's :DHilarious! Thanks for the laugh, Michael! Welcome back to Chicago, too.

[Guest greatness]

Aww

 

Poor kid... I would give her hug if I were the teacher....

 

A teacher handed out lifesavers to her students and asked them to identify the different flavors. The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

 

Red......................Cherry

Yellow..................Lemon

Green..................Lime

Orange ..............Orange

 

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None

of the children could identify the taste.

 

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your

mother may sometimes call your father.'

 

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and

yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

 

The teacher had to leave the room!

[Guest andrewd]

That was soooo freakin' funny!!

 

Thanks for the laugh out loud, hearty, belly laugh, Michael!! Very much appreciated and will be telling that one for the next several weeks!!

 

Still laughing.....

[Guest skrubber]

Laughed out loud. Thanks.

[Rod Hagen]

Dude that was awesome!

[rvwnsd]

I'd buy asshole-flavored Life Savers.