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Three Gents in a Sauna....


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Guest DuchessIvanaKizznhugg
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With apologies......

 

Three gents, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young gent pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager, " he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

 

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young man lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished, he explained "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

 

The older gentleman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared. He finally said "Oh look, I'm getting a fax"

:rolleyes:

Guest DuchessIvanaKizznhugg
Posted

Ooops

 

Since you are new here, you can be forgiven for not knowing that this joke has appeared here before, except that it was three Japanese businessmen.

 

Thanks, Charlie, for the heads up.

I will strive for more originality.

;)

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