Fuck Your PC for $199.95

[SmallTownJohn]

First person to actually purchase this & use it...I want a detailed/graphic review!

 

http://realtouch.com/

[Racketjock]

For real?

 

I had to catch myself watching this asking if it indeed was for real. It is intriguing as a toy, but the obsessive compulsive freak in me cannot imagine how it can be cleaned easily and thoroughly as I don't think a little running under the faucet would cut it. Maybe I just make to much of a mess! Wonder if this will give the fleshlight a squeeze in this niche market?

[seeker630]

The thought of placing my [most prized possession] into something with belt drives and heating elements that's plugged into a wall socket...gives me pause!

[Guest ryan2552]

The thought of placing my [most prized possession] into something with belt drives and heating elements that's plugged into a wall socket...gives me pause!

 

Haha actually this device has been in beta for nearly a year. It comes from a very well respected online adult site. They were supposed to release it in Jan. Not sure what the hold up is however, maybe your concern became reality for one of the beta testers

[MsGuy]

Seeker has the right of it. Not now not hardly. Give the tech guys another 10 or 15 years and SmallTownJohn may have a copy protected quick download version of his avatar on offer for activating our personal love-bots. Meantime I'll hold off.

[TruthBTold]

I want to be a fly on the wall of the emergency room after the first malfunction.

[SmallTownJohn]

Actually, a lil privacy with the third Blade movie & a dab of Gun Oil, I'm totally good to go with my own palm & some imagination.

 

I was wondering though how long it would take before someone started plugging shit into a computer and then...there it is!

 

Burning belts do sound scurry<g>

 

I can't allow my cock to be burnt or broken. A healthy penis is a happy penis!

[TruthBTold]

Anybody take the plunge

 

I wondered if this contraption had indeed been released and if anyone indeed fucked their computer?

[JackTwist]

After Last Night's Hot Mess, I'd Rather Fuck My MacBook Pro!

 

Hell Yeah!

If I could get a refund on the $250 I paid a pathetic Rentboy last night, I would prefer to have spent it on contraption like this one. Fucking my computer and using my own graphic imagination would have been more pleasurable than the lackluster sex I had with a total dud escort last night here in Los Angeles. The escort was in his early 20's and cute enough (but not nearly as sexy and muscular as his ad depicted). He showed-up smelling like a freakin' ashtray (although he advertises as "non-smoker") and had Budweiser & cigarette breath. Asked for his fee within two-minutes of his arrival (Should have sent him packing then, but I was freakin' horny and agreed to give him half of the fee up-front). The sex was pitifully mechanical on his part--he basically laid face-down in a seemingly comatose-state while I tried to fuck his lame, loose ass. It was like trying to make love to a paralyzed starfish devoid of emotion. I'm a closeted, professional, attractive, in-shape early 40's guy who has enjoyed hot fucks with many awesome Rentboys in L.A., San Fran and Vegas the past couple of years. My "date" last night was a partially-intoxicated, stoned, smelly, detached train-wreck. Thanks, guys, for letting me get that off my chest.

 

Now, Refund my money from last night's disaster and I'll cheerfully bang the hell outta my sweet, sexy, little Apple Macbook Pro laptop that's looking Fucking Hotter to me by the minute!

[gcursor]

I have one of these and they are VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY cool. It is a very different and intense experience. I actually like mine very much although I don't use it hardly at all but it is very nice.

 

On a similar note, I see that they now have the first fully functional sex robot doll available (but it's female) and they're working on the first male one. According to an article I saw, it said

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According to TrueCompanion, which is in the process of getting a Rocky male doll cocked and ready for retail, prices for its space-age sex partners range between $7,000 USD and $9,000 USD."

 

And yes I do like my RealTouch but I did once have to call the HelpLine because I got some type of "fault error" and then a red light came up on the unit and smoke started pouring out. Man..I was worried there (jk!)

[OneFinger]

OK, I've gotta ask. Does this device work ONLY with the movies on their site? They have some very proud prices per minute. But, if it somehow works with my own lavender library...

 

Looks like an interesting concept. But, I think the technology is just in its infancy.

[gcursor]

Only works with their videos

 

Yes, it only works with the videos they have on their library but sometimes when you don't have the money for something else then IMO this is the next best thing... Read all the reviews online that are posted about this thing. I did a lot of research before purchasing mine.

 

gcursor

[Guest antoanvegas]

Ha - Ha - Ha !!

 

Is there no live people around so we need to fuck pc or what else machines?

Guys, hold on please.