ShamWom Shlomi, batters a h**ker.

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ShamWowi Shlomi, batters a h**ker.

 

ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested on felony battery charges in Miami last month following a violent encounter with a hooker, according to The Smoking Gun:

 

Shlomi told cops he paid [sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit...notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face.... After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the [hotel] lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.

 

Harris is reportedly considering a lawsuit against Shlomi, though prosecutors "declined to file formal charges" against him.

 

(Can I use h**ker?? Or is this a personal attack?)

 

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/71451/thumbs/s-SHAMWOW-large.jpg

[Guest skrubber]

I'm wondering what happened to the other seventy bucks. Vince actually gets on my nerves and everytime the commercial comes on I change the channel. Also, a lot of people at work say the ShamWows are no good.

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Vince actually gets on my nerves and everytime the commercial comes on I change the channel. .

 

I bet you there are a bunch of people that would like to grab his tongue and not let go!

[rvwnsd]

Duct tape and/or a larxynxectomy would probably be more effective.

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Shlomi mug shot

 

The mug shots of these 2 birds are priceless:

 

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/strange/article_212218974.shtml