CK RULES AGAIN (Buffboyzz Sunday Review)

[Pelican1]

CK RULES AGAIN

 

I wasn't going to make it

to the Buffboyzz show tonight.

But now that it's all over, man...

The choice I made was RIGHT.

 

I knew that Sal would be there,

our old friend was back in town.

And CK, too, would work the bar,

So I'd be going down (multiple meanings here, again)

 

Screw work! Screw sleep! Screw eating!

I'll do that some OTHER day!

I would gladly sacrifice those things

to see my King, CK.

 

So I dropped my plans to see my man,

and MAN He's such a man!

He's the toughest, roughest, BUFFEST boy,

and I'm His biggest fan.

 

As He danced onstage near CJ,

that OTHER Buffboyzz god,

I couldn't help but think

that CK's got the FINEST bod.

 

He's really almost perfect.

I admit that I'm in awe.

"to worship CK" should become

a new United States law.

 

He's also very charming,

and He's friendly and He's sweet.

And if you merely tip Him,

He might let you suck His meat!

 

But that's not all He'll do for you,

He'll punch you if you want.

(Don't tell Him that I told you this, but...

He punches like my aunt!)

 

**Just kidding CK!! Please don't hurt me!!!**

 

When I got dragged into the back

to have a "free lap dance"

He broke it up real quickly

and He even BROKE MY PANTS!!

 

He tore the "dancers" off me

and He showed 'em who's the King

I'm grateful that -- to keep his bitch --

CK'd do anything.

 

The night slowed down.

My friends skipped town.

So I hugged CK goodnight.

I left him, thinking,

"Yes, indeed, the choice I made was RIGHT.

 

To be here with the Buffboyzz

was the highlight of my day

And yes of course, the reason is

the King, my man, CK."

 

I must confess,I took a trip

to see what's at CLub 20.

And MAN, they've got such luscious meat,

but listen to me, honeys...

 

NO CLUB CAN EVER DO A SHOW

LIKE THE BUFFBOYZZ DO FOR GAYS.

'CAUSE NO ONE ELSE HAS GOT MY GUY --

NO ONE ELSE HAS GOT CK.

[tazmanian5230]

>CK RULES AGAIN

 

He might let you suck His meat!

 

>The night slowed down.

>My friends skipped town.

>I must confess,I took a trip

>to see what's at CLub 20.

>And MAN, they've got such luscious meat,

>but listen to me, honeys...

 

HE MIGHT LET YOU SUCK HIS MEAT ? ?

 

Please corrrect your post..... THERE WAS NO SKIPPING !!

 

Glad you came tonite, CK was very sad before you got there. I think he missed Erick......

[Cooper]

RE: Missing, Pelican's Briefs

 

Following the buffboyzz wild-n-crazy party last night, Pelican reported that his briefs were missing. A thorough search of the bar came up empty handed, however, CK was seen leaving the party with an unusual "CK" designer ski cap on his head. hmmmm

 

On a sad note, many of us will miss the warm smile/hugs that greeted us at every buffboyzz party. Uncle Buff is leaving his post with the boyzz and will be following his dreams. All the best to a great guy, he will be greatly missed.

 

Sunday night's lineup:

 

Jake

G Smooth

Ken (using a new name)

Manny, making his b'boyzz debut

Anthony

CK

CJ, vanished very quickly.

Christian

Christopher

 

Bartenders:

 

Sal and Philip

 

Seemed that everyone was having a fun time and Taz was extremely generous with the whipped cream.

 

No question that the lap dance room was a hot bed of activity. I'm happy I didn't have to clean up. :-)

[Pelican1]

RE: Missing, Pelican's Briefs

 

Hey Taz,

Didn't mean to misrepresent you guys, but... The poems are meant to be interpreted LIGHTLY. They are fictional, and I had to use "Skipped town" because it was the only rhyme I could fit there. Ahh, the uncomfortable sacrifices an artist must make on behalf of his work...