Top 10 New Year's Resolutions - Escort Style - 2004

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

Top 10 New Year's Resolutions - Escort Style - 2004

 

1) I resolve to make sure my escort does not have untreated acid reflux disease and bizarre flatulence.

 

2) I resolve to make sure I ask my escort, "Are you a member of law enforcement?" right after he introduces himself to me.

 

3) I resolve to keep my underwear on for at least the first 15 minutes of our "time" together.

 

4) I resolve to put a password on my mini-bar before having “guests” in my hotel room.

 

5) I resolve to bring extra socks, candles and flashlights every time I go to NYC.

 

6) I resolve to pretend ignorance when an escort asks if I know how to use "Western Union".

 

7) I resolve to spend time with an escort BEFORE they star in a pornography movie.

 

8) I resolve to look up words like “scat” before spending time with ANYONE, escort or otherwise (go here http://www.notam02.no/~hcholm/altlang/ht/English.html to broaden your vocabulary on that one!).

 

9) I resolve NOT to recycle my tip and NOT keep it there for the next performer if a performer at the Gaiety doesn’t see it at the edge of the stage. It’s so easy to do!

 

AND my 10th resolution is ………..

 

10) AVOID all and any escorts near my hometown. It really makes for an uncomfortable situation in the frozen food section of Price Chopper!

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR M4M FRIENDS! Please share your resolutions, escort or otherwise.

 

VDN

 

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[Cooper]

VDN: Good luck in keeping your New Year's resolutions. I find it very difficult to follow mine especially when I'm with an escort. It seems that I'm thinking with the wrong organ.

 

However, one resolution I'd like to follow is reminding the escort that the cell phone is to be turned off during our session.

 

Another: When picking up a 20yo escort at his home, put the pedal to the metal when his mom comes out to say "he'll be right out!" :+

 

Finally, I resolve to remember that spontaneity doesn't always work well at the Gaiety.

 

Happy New Year VDN and let us know how it goes.

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>Another: When picking up a 20yo escort at his home, put the

>pedal to the metal when his mom comes out to say "he'll be

>right out!" :+

 

THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!! I thought it was bad when I spoke with an escort's mom on the phone but that takes the cake!! BURN RUBBER BABY!!

 

VDN

 

 

[marc anthony]

1) More dates with Travis of Boulder

2) Find Brent Everett and convince him to escort (or just date me, lol)

3) Move to Montreal, or at least go there 5 times

4) Convince Damien and Robby that 3-ways are a good thing

5) Hire some boys off of Craigslist (something new)

6) Try a strip club in Prague

7) Try a house of boys in London

8) Attend Black and Blue with a favorite boy (see #1)

9) Try to get to every major city that I have a favorite boy in so I can see them at least once in 2004 (NY, LA, SF, NO, Chicago, SD, DFW, Vegas, and Boulder to name a few)

10)Convince all my M4M friends (like TY, Oz, KyTop, Firecat, etc) to join me on all these adventures!

 

Happy New Year, everyone!

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

Hey M A!

 

I think your resolution list is IMPRESSIVE, however, it sounds like to make all your dreams come true you will need frequent flyer miles or your own private jet.

 

May the Mile High Club welcome you with open arms.

 

VDN

 

:-)

[marc anthony]

>Hey M A!

>

>I think your resolution list is IMPRESSIVE, however, it sounds

>like to make all your dreams come true you will need frequent

>flyer miles or your own private jet.

>

>May the Mile High Club welcome you with open arms.

>

>VDN

>

>:-)

 

Certainly one can shoot high, right? Would be a great year if half of those things happened!

 

BTW... last year when I was in NY, I brought a couple of cute Taboo dancers into the Gaiety to see it was like there. Unfortunately, it was a week that there were LOTS of dancers from Montreal... so they recognized about 5 of them! lol

 

Hope to introduce more boys to the Gaiety this year... hopefully including Travis. Keep your eyes on the audience as well!

 

 

 

 

 

;-)

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>BTW... last year when I was in NY, I brought a couple of cute

>Taboo dancers into the Gaiety to see it was like there.

>Unfortunately, it was a week that there were LOTS of dancers

>from Montreal... so they recognized about 5 of them! lol

>

>Hope to introduce more boys to the Gaiety this year...

>hopefully including Travis. Keep your eyes on the audience as

>well!

 

I nominate you the Official American Ambassador of Erotic Male Dancers to Canada. It will be your task to get everyone to think about ass instead of mad cow.

 

VDN