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What's the most unusual thing that's been up your butthole?

 

We've already heard deep revelations from some of you. Stories of buttplugs and billiard balls

and waffle irons. The all time funniest came from WorldSeanEscort. Sean described how he lost

an entire dildo up his butt -- and he has the doctor's X-rays to prove it! And I believe it was

Will that wrote a bittersweet saga of his deeply personal relationship with a cucumber.

 

Any more deep revelations? "My Lover, my Lava Lamp," "How I lost my sister's Barbie," or

other tales of wonder? Let's hear 'em. What's been up your butthole?

 

Zach DC

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What's the most unusual thing that's been up your butthole?

 

We've already heard deep revelations from some of you. Stories of buttplugs and billiard balls

and waffle irons. The all time funniest came from WorldSeanEscort. Sean described how he lost

an entire dildo up his butt -- and he has the doctor's X-rays to prove it! And I believe it was

Will that wrote a bittersweet saga of his deeply personal relationship with a cucumber.

 

Any more deep revelations? "My Lover, my Lava Lamp," "How I lost my sister's Barbie," or

other tales of wonder? Let's hear 'em. What's been up your butthole?

 

Zach DC

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I'm pretty vanilla and have only had cocks, an occassional dildo, and the doctors finger up my ass. But, here my list of "Who the fuck has been up your butt?" [ol][li]Mormon Missionary

[li]Catholic Priest

[li]Centerfold for "In Touch"

[li]Cop

[li]Sailor

[li]Nurse

[li]Dentist

[li]Flight Attendant

[li]Tenor from Metropolitan Opera

[li]Mortician[/ol]

About the only kind of person I haven't had is a clown. :+

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I'm pretty vanilla and have only had cocks, an occassional dildo, and the doctors finger up my ass. But, here my list of "Who the fuck has been up your butt?" [ol][li]Mormon Missionary

[li]Catholic Priest

[li]Centerfold for "In Touch"

[li]Cop

[li]Sailor

[li]Nurse

[li]Dentist

[li]Flight Attendant

[li]Tenor from Metropolitan Opera

[li]Mortician[/ol]

About the only kind of person I haven't had is a clown. :+

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<..Catholic Priest...>

 

 

One,

You don't expect us to believe that, now do you?

We all know priests are celibate. So, I don't believe you for a second.

:7

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<..Catholic Priest...>

 

 

One,

You don't expect us to believe that, now do you?

We all know priests are celibate. So, I don't believe you for a second.

:7

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>What about you Zack? :)

 

Hey cp

 

The most unusual thing I've had up my butt was part of a practical joke. I was with a buddy, we were 69ing.

Beforehand, I had stuck a toy eyeball in my butthole. When he started licking my butt, I pushed the eyeball

out a little. It was pretty fucking funny.

 

I can't remember whatever happened to that eyeball.

 

Zach DC

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>What about you Zack? :)

 

Hey cp

 

The most unusual thing I've had up my butt was part of a practical joke. I was with a buddy, we were 69ing.

Beforehand, I had stuck a toy eyeball in my butthole. When he started licking my butt, I pushed the eyeball

out a little. It was pretty fucking funny.

 

I can't remember whatever happened to that eyeball.

 

Zach DC

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>We all know priests are celibate.

 

In his defense, I met him while vacationing in P'town. He wasn't wearing his colar and didn't disclose his occupation. It wasn't until a few days later, while we were dining out, that a member of his parish came up to say hello and greated him as "Father".

 

I can confirm that being with him was a religious experience. ;-)

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>We all know priests are celibate.

 

In his defense, I met him while vacationing in P'town. He wasn't wearing his colar and didn't disclose his occupation. It wasn't until a few days later, while we were dining out, that a member of his parish came up to say hello and greated him as "Father".

 

I can confirm that being with him was a religious experience. ;-)

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Zack,

 

Thanks for the laugh, I needed that. :) I laughed out loud on that one.

 

In a Catalina movie I seen some guy squat over a orange traffic safety cone, and take a respectable part of it up his ass. I wanted to try that, but the CalTrans highway workers would not work with me.

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Zack,

 

Thanks for the laugh, I needed that. :) I laughed out loud on that one.

 

In a Catalina movie I seen some guy squat over a orange traffic safety cone, and take a respectable part of it up his ass. I wanted to try that, but the CalTrans highway workers would not work with me.

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The following list is based on the suggestion of some posters on the MC, it does not represent the view of this poster and any resemblance to real personal situation is purely conincidental:

 

1. OneFinger

 

2. Windy

 

3. Unicorn (ouch!)

 

 

JT :p

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The following list is based on the suggestion of some posters on the MC, it does not represent the view of this poster and any resemblance to real personal situation is purely conincidental:

 

1. OneFinger

 

2. Windy

 

3. Unicorn (ouch!)

 

 

JT :p

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>Hey cp

>

>The most unusual thing I've had up my butt was part of a

>practical joke. I was with a buddy, we were 69ing.

>Beforehand, I had stuck a toy eyeball in my butthole. When

>he started licking my butt, I pushed the eyeball

> out a little. It was pretty fucking funny.

>

>I can't remember whatever happened to that eyeball.

 

 

Hello Zach,

 

When you go to take a shower next time, finger your scrotum --- you might be surprised!

 

JT }>

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>Hey cp

>

>The most unusual thing I've had up my butt was part of a

>practical joke. I was with a buddy, we were 69ing.

>Beforehand, I had stuck a toy eyeball in my butthole. When

>he started licking my butt, I pushed the eyeball

> out a little. It was pretty fucking funny.

>

>I can't remember whatever happened to that eyeball.

 

 

Hello Zach,

 

When you go to take a shower next time, finger your scrotum --- you might be surprised!

 

JT }>

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