Santa Monica Blvd. Street Hustler

[Guest Slammy]

Today I was exiting a bakery on Santa Monica Blvd. in West Hollywood, munching on a bagel, and an attractive black man said, "does it taste good honey?". Then he said, "I call you honey because I know what you are. He then proceeded to speak in the most pornographic vocabulary on what he would do....how good it would be, how big he was, and on and on. This all took place at nine in the morning. I was so intrigued with his "chutzpah", that I gave him my full attention. He announced that if he were really horny, he would do it for free. I told him I was not interested, pay or free. He then asked for some money. I offered a dollar and he looked at me as if I were out of my mind. He said he needed breakfast........I gave him ten bucks. He said he works the street and wanted my phone number so he could hook up with me later on. I loved the experience and loved his attitude. God Bless Him.