Imagine...

[Guest JT]

I was reading an article in the Dec. 3rd issue of Time, it has a list of the things that were banned or declared "unclean" by the Ministry for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice in the Taliban government:

 

For everyone:

- Pork, pig oil and lobster

- Movies and photographs

- VCRs, TVs and satellite dishes

- Computers and the Internet

- Kite flying and chess playing

- Pool tables and firecrackers

- Pet pigeons and sewing catalogs

- Clapping at sporting events

- Singing and dancing

- Anything that propagates sex and is full of music

 

Imagine the kind of life gay (and str8) men/women had under the Taliban rule (even if people could financially afford these things)!

 

 

JT

[HooBoy]

Damn!!! I was just getting ready to incorporate most of those into our rules here. Now my true agenda has been uncovered.

 

Well, now that its out, please excuse me. I have a fitting for a rhinestone encrusted turban, then I'll get back to filtering that vile, unclean Christiane Amanpour.

 

HooHah

"Less Madonna, More Cat Stevens"

[SmallTownJohn]

On the Sam-n-Cokie show this morning, they mentioned that "Beatle type haircuts" got you a public head shaving according to Taliban law.

 

 

 

My comatose BF is up and moving around today WOOHOO!

 

John

[Guest cp8036]

For everyone:

 

 

- Pork, pig oil and lobster- Sounds like an awlful dish, chicken is better with pork oil and lobster. Add some saltines, velvetta, and a can of cream of mushroom soup for hearty cassserole.

 

- Movies and photographs- I am not phtogenic anyway.

 

- VCRs, TVs and satellite dishes- No late fees from viedo rental

 

- Computers and the Internet- I wouldn't be interested in hookers then, I'd save money.

 

- Kite flying and chess playing- No need to explain.

 

- Pool tables and firecrackers- obnoxious habits from working class folk that sport mullet haircuts.

 

- Pet pigeons and sewing catalogs- Pigeons are flying rats, are worse than poodles.

 

- Clapping at sporting events- save your hands for masterbation.

 

- Singing and dancing - Most straight men cannot dance anyway.

 

- Anything that propagates sex and is full of music- Already in effect in Kansas and Orange County, CA.

[Guest JT]

LOL! Thanks, CP!

 

 

JT:7