What's the best lube?

[CT Dick]

Agreed, Astroglide is the best. "It'll take you to the stars!"

 

I found it at my local CVS (chain drug store) for lots less than at sex shops.

 

Astroglide is the best for JO; it never fails to make an escort squrim in pleasure. }>

 

But, it is so slippery that it can cause a condom to slip off during sex - I always wipe my cock clean before putting a condom on.

 

Dick

[Guest cp8036]

I think KY dries up too fast.

[Guest cp8036]

RE: Crisco

 

Pan drippings???

 

Hummm, I found that the little pieces of bacon in drippings to be a bit too abrasive for anal intercourse. Good for oral sex, as long as you are not Muslim or Jewish.

[Traveller]

The viscous fluid from the scrotum of an American wapati (otherwise know as the American elk); but only if taken from the confines of Yellowstone Park, preferably next to a geyser. Otherwise, your ass is sandpaper.

 

Later.

[DaninWA]

>The viscous fluid from the scrotum of an American wapati

>(otherwise know as the American elk);

 

Now you tell me! I wasted that elk ( and my truck) for nothing!

[Guest Zach DC]

>EROS...expensive but worth it!

 

Another great feature about Eros is using it as a massage oil -- it's very slickery and doesn't clog pores. And you can continue with Eros right into buttplay -- unlike oil-based massage oils, which may damage condoms.

 

Zach DC

[Scorpio]

>Another great feature about Eros is using it as a massage

>oil -- it's very slickery and doesn't clog pores. And you

>can continue with Eros right into buttplay

 

Hey Zach can you come out and play? I'll bring the Eros and my butt. ;-)

[Guest Zach DC]

>Hey Zach can you come out and play? I'll bring the Eros and

>my butt. ;-)

 

Scorpio, I wanna come IN and play. Just bring your butt. I have everything you need.

 

Zach DC

[Scorpio]

>Scorpio, I wanna come IN and play. Just bring your butt. I

>have everything you need.

 

Zach, you're right -- IN is better! I guess the old real estate axiom is true: Location, Location, Location.

[Guest BenDover]

RE: Crisco

 

>

>Actually, TRUE Southerns would probably use Lard or that

>bowl of pan drippings your GrandMa has collecting on the

>stove:0) You'd just have to get used to that pork odor.

>

>My Bf & I were talking earlier about our parents & growing

>up which leads to our phrase of the day from his Mom:

>

>

>"Y'all kids! Leave that cat's ass alone!"

>

>John

 

I can barely type because of the tears in my eyes, and I've awakened half the house laughing out loud. This is the funniest thing I've read in years. Gotta' love a southerner.

[Guest cp8036]

and the mixed lube costs a fraction of regular lube...

[Guest cp8036]

Trav,

 

Would the vaginal secretions of said animal (during estrus, or course)suffice? And if so, how does one go about collecting?

[Guest cp8036]

Yellowstone Park....

Will this get me in any trouble with the National Park Service? To be honest I am not into uniforms, so a ranger fantasy does not do it for me.

[ManHoleNC]

I prefer Astro Glide...washes off easier than Eros.

Now if you are serious about needing some lube because you are going in deep for some real play...the best is a combination of J-lube, warm water and a stick of Crisco.

 

Leave it to a Southerner to have a recipe!

[Guest AdamLVescort]

Hmm... I like em all but I have to go w/ Wet Light... :9