Magical Penis in Thailand!

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From the Pattaya Mail newspaper:

 

Magic phallic symbol credited with saving woman’s life

 

Special wooden tool used to concoct anti-toxic potion

 

Patcharapol Parnrak

 

Pra Boonsong Chatimo, deputy abbot of Thepprasart Temple or ‘Wat Taotan’, used a magic wooden penis to save 66-year-old Ladda Satiya’s life after she had eaten a number of toxic brown mushrooms.

 

Ladda Satiya, holding the magic penis in one hand and the dastardly mushrooms in the other, stands healthy after drinking the magic potion that cured her.

 

Ladda called Pra Boonsong when she felt dizzy and breathless after eating the mushrooms.

 

Pra Boonsong gave a small wooden carving of a penis to her brother Boonyong Indi, 49, and told him to use it to grind rice and water and let her swallow the mixture. Miraculously, the woman began feeling better soon after consuming the magic white liquid.

 

“It felt quite warm inside my body like eating pepper but those terrible symptoms quickly disappeared,” exclaimed Ladda.

 

Pra Boonsong said, “The carved penis was made from wood in the northeastern forests of Thailand and I cast a spell on it to make it auspicious for its holder. This kind of wood is able to heal people poisoned by toxic substances and people also believe it can prevent its bearer from black magic. Ancient people had it for the protection of their family. But I can’t reveal which kind of the wood it is as I’m afraid of the possible forest destruction.”

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Rice is a strong absorpent and has been used in the recent past for people with stomach digestive problems or serious illnes, which made eating difficult.

 

I remember as a child, that rice was often used for 'weening' to solid foods during a severe illness.

 

The magic wood adds a nice mystical touch!

 

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