Cyber-short Hand

[CT Dick]

Re: #15, I'd prefer 1001AK

 

Dick

[Guest WetDream]

Hey Zach -- guess you are into sailors and I'm into murdurous sluts.

[Guest Zach DC]

> I'd prefer 1001AK

 

Damn Dick, you'd be Sir Lanced-A-Lot

[Guest Zach DC]

Joey's answers

 

Joey, I need to see you after class concerning your paper.

[Guest BenDover]

Bummer. I was away all weekend and the whole thing was solved by the time I got to it, Zach. Great fun. Any more?

[Guest Zach DC]

Hey BenDover, here's some more riddles for you.

 

1. 1WOAU

2. 2STES

3. 3SIAT

4. IVQIF

5. 5OAKIY

6. 6V (IY)

7. 7BFSB

8. 8BIAB (NIA)

9. 9SBB

10. 10STAD

11. 11PP

12. 12SOTZ

13. 13CIES

14. 14RITP

 

Zach DC

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

RE: Joey's answers

 

>Joey, I need to see you after class concerning your paper.<

 

Zach, your offer holds more promise than any amount of gold stars ever could. See you at 3:01 pm!

[Guest BenDover]

Does anyone really believe that these are solvable? Did anyone have that Zach was into such cruelty? I'll bet he's the type that gets off and then leaves the room! Help, please!

[Traveller]

This was cake.

 

1 worn out Austrian - uncut

2 supple tits enhance stature

3 stumbling inebriated Australians toasting

inveterate vegan queers infrequently fuck

5 obese Arkansans kneeling in yams

6 vibrators (in you)

7 boy friends suffice barely

8 boys in bed (never is adequate)

9 steroidal body builders

10 studs taking a dump

11 penises pumping

12 schtuping Orlando's tame zebra

13 cumming in England's streets

 

But Zach, the last one stumped me. Can you help me out? Thanks.

 

Later.

[Guest WetDream]

Traveller: #14 was the easiest one. Surely it is 14 Rotarians into Tip Pinching.

[Guest WetDream]

The hand is quicker than the eye: make that "tit."

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

Odd Trav, but same as Zach's last batch, when I close my eyes to picture the answers, I come up with visions that read much more like a Nostradamus quatrain:

 

>1. 1WOAU - 1 Woman of Angelic unction

>2. 2STES - 2 Slavic tsars eating sausage

>3. 3SIAT - 3 sailing Ionians agitating Thessaly

>4. IVQIF - infinite void quietly in force

>5. 5OAKIY - 50 African Kings in Yankeetown

>6. 6V (IY) - 6 Viscounts (insipid yes-men)

>7. 7BFSB - 7 bewitched frogs seeking Beauty

>8. 8BIAB (NIA) - 8 Baphomets ignoring another Baptism (necros in absentia)

>9. 9SBB - 9 sad Boleyns beheaded

>10. 10STAD - 10 Sodomites totalling a dozen

>11. 11PP - 11 prostitites praying

>12. 12SOTZ - 12 sordid oeuvres tempting Zion

>13. 13CIES - 13 cries in empty silence

>14. 14RITP - 14 Republicans in tight panties

[N.N.]

one wheel on a unicycle

two sides to each story

three singers in a trio (?? -- I hope it's not that)

eleven pipers piping

twelve signs of the zodiac

 

but fucked if I know about the rest.

[Guest Zach DC]

>one wheel on a unicycle -----Correct

>two sides to each story ---Two sides to EVERY story

>three singers in a trio (?? -- I hope it's not that) ---It's not that

>eleven pipers piping ----correct

>twelve signs of the zodiac ----correct

>

>but fucked if I know about the rest.

 

 

Hey N.N., you and WetDream did so well on the last one. I'd thought I'd make something tougher. Here are some hints.

 

 

 

>3. 3SIAT -- Big Balls for Thanksgiving

>4. IVQIF -- Odd shaped Ball

>5. 5OAKIY "Five of a...."

>6. 6V (IY) -- Alpha not Beta

>7. 7BFSB -- 7B for 7B

>8. 8BIAB (NIA) -- tic tac toe

>9. 9SBB -- famous writer

>10. 10STAD -- like #2

>13. 13CIES -- jokers wild

>14. 14RITP -- contextual, read instructions