Douching

[Guest Cityfan]

Can anyone give some advice on douching? I've been exclusively a top up to now, but am eager to explore the glories and wonders of my bottom side. But I am mortified about having an "accident" and would like to know: how to prepare, what brand to use, where I can buy it (any drugstore?), and any other relevant, pithy, funny, sassy comments you may have.

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

Best product I know of is warm water and my trusty spike.

[Guest WorldEscrt Sean]

Depending on where you live, most sextoy shops such as the Pleasure Chest in NY and Los Angeles have a douche tool that attaches to your shower. I have found that to be the best. I'm not sure but I think the sextoy link on my web site has them for sell. You might wanna check it out.

 

Sean

http://www.worldescrt.com

[ready182]

1. Unless you have a pussy, I don't think it's called douching.

 

2. The generic-brand enemas from your local drug store work great.

 

3. In a pinch, a sports bottle (water) will work (easier to find and less embarassing to buy). Inserting it w/o pushing down the cap takes a little practice. You only should use a few ounces of water (not a quart). Also, cannot recommend Gatorade.

 

4. Good to be aware of your normal "cycle", and plan accordingly.

 

5. A fiber supplement 12-16 hours before ain't a bad idea.

 

6. Watch what you eat and when -- for example, 3 lbs of mac & cheese is a bad idea.

 

7. Do the enema about 2 hours before your date, and be be near a toilet for the next 2 hours. Recommend you avoid "passing gas" during this time period else you may get an unwanted surprise.

8. When in doubt, insert a finger (your own, or a friends) and then smell it.

[Guest WorldEscrt Sean]

That should have been "sale" Sorry my coffee and bong hit haven't kicked in yet or maybe the bong hit has kicked in

[Guest PhxMasseur]

>>8. When in doubt, insert a finger (your own, or a friends) and then smell it.<<

 

Hey Chad, I think my ass is dirty, can ya stick your finger in and let me smell it?

 

LOL, actually ready's advice is pretty good. I'd just add until you're more experienced, use small amounts of water. If you use a lot it doesn't always come out right away, and you could end up with a nasty accident during sex. Also using something like fiberall on a regular basis helps a lot to keep you clean.

[Guest jordan steele]

Good question.

 

I know that some guys use a "spike" connected to the municipal water supply and occasionally this might not be a bad thing...I do however think that a neutral and sterile enema (like fleet) or there no name competition might be a better choice...the introduction of chlorine treated water on a frequent or repeated basis sure seems like it might not be helpful in an enviornment where natural flora are needed for you to have a regular and fully evacuating experience....

 

Just my personal thoughts no medical evidence or research done on my behalf to back it up...there must be a physician here that can comment.

 

I do agree that too much water can lead to nasty accidents....

 

Enjoy your new found pleasure zone !!!!!!!

 

Jordan

[Traveller]

Fuck the water. A good enema deserves a nice bordeaux. Latour or Petrus. Smoke a spleef just prior to injection. And Cityfan (I assume you're a Casablanca), the only thing that will lead to a nasty accident or unwanted surprise is getting greedy with the crack pipe prior to release. REMEMBER, NO MORE THAN 3 (OR 4 HITS TOPS) PRIOR TO BLAST OFF. These are words to live by. Follow this and not only will you feel great, but you'll be clean as a whistle for your partner, as well as having a nice sauce for your meat course.

 

Later.

[CT Dick]

I recommend a reuseable rubber bulb enema that you can buy in drug stores. I use tepid tap water and hold it as long as I possible can. Then, I check with a finger to see if a second application is necessary.

 

Using too much water (two bulbsful at once) can result in incomplete evacuating and trouble later.

 

I wouldn't recommend the shower attachment since it can over-fill you and, when it comes time to empty, you are shitting in the shower. x(

 

Dick

[scudman]

I think these guys are making it way too complicated. I just use the individual sized fleet enemas from the drugstore. Get on your hands and knees, sqeeze most of the water up your ass, wait a couple of minutes and then push everything out. If you're worried it didn't all come out, fill the enema bottle about halfway up with tap water and do it one more time, sitting on the toilet a little longer to be sure everything's out. Once you're done, follow up with a shower, washing your ass very well, including sticking a finger or two up inside to make sure everything is sparkling clean. I've done this drill many times from as early as 2 hours to as close as five minutes before sex and I've never had a problem.

 

Enjoy dude! :-)

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

Fuck me!... Oh Jesus!.... ROTFLMAO................. finally regaining a semblance of composure...

 

T, you have been kicking it up a notch, of late, time and time again.

 

(Sorry, but that first line was my reaction... verbatim. :-) )

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

Your friendly proctologist recommends a Fleet equivalent 2 hours before and a second Fleet follow-up 30 minutes before. What;s good enough fo him ought to be good enough for me I'd think -- exccept I'd throw in a shower with a nice soapy finger.

 

This would be a good question for Martha Stewart. :-)

[Guest cp8036]

I like a Nuits St. George and a couple tablespoons of bac-o-bits.

 

And for maximum benefit... take 3 hits 15 mins or so before the douching.

 

As for delviery, most drug stores sell those rubber water bottles, but some are packaged with an enema kit... hose....etc. Works good as you can control intake, and makes a nice flask for holding the cocktail of your choice during a flight/opera/movie.

[CT Dick]

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>This would be a good question for Martha Stewart.

 

Who's got the time to appliqué an enema bulb?

 

Dick

[Guest Konga]

RE: Dumping

 

>Can anyone give some advice on douching?...I am mortified about having an "accident" and would like to know: how to prepare, what brand to use, where I can buy it (any drugstore?), and any other relevant, pithy, funny, sassy comments you may have.<

 

It's no "accident", but a perfectly natural bodily function. One which billions of people the world over enjoy every day. If you're truly concerned about any potential invader pulling out a fudgestick, a shot of Fleet, or even a blast of warm soapy water (just like mom used to make) should do the trick. But the only way to be absolutely certain of an obstacle free chute, is to fast for two days prior to intrusion.

 

I could offer more, but it's past time for my morning dump.

[Guest Traveler]

>8. When in doubt, insert a finger (your own, or a friends)

>and then smell it.

 

You must have some pretty close friends. "Hey, Kevin! Would you mind stopping at my place for a sec? I'd like you to stick your finger up my ass so I can smell it. I have an appointment with an escort tonight." If he's a REALLY close friend, you might even get him to smell it himself! <just joking> :7 :+

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

Traveler (with one L) is back.