RIGHT OFF> NOT What You Expected >>>>

[pegasian]

A friend of mine was doing a hook-up from Craig's List. He showed up to TOP the guy and when the door was opened he was informed that the guy's WIFE would be WATCHING and COACHING the FUCK. This was NOT my friend's scene. He IMMEDIATELY turned around and LEFT.

 

 

Have you had any INTERESTING/BIZARRE RIGHT OFF MOMENTS where you decided that the "date" is a NO GO and you TURNED AROUND and LEFT?

[Guest TBinCHI]

The first escort that I hired had not bathed or shaved in days. He was much heavier than his picture, his apartment was filthy and he make monkey noises when he kissed me. I should have left but didn't have the nerve to do so. I was picking cracker crumbs out of my ass for days afterwards. Looking back on it, I'm laughing my ass off at the experience!

[GloriousGodfrey]

Would you believe....

 

the guy had his 6 year old son in the other room.

 

I said call me when his mother has him.

 

Oy.

[+ Lucky]

I can only think of 2 guys I have turned away. One had made quite a point in his ad how extremely handsome he was. Well, he was as plain as could be, so bye-bye.

Another had a big cold sore, I couldn't understand why he didn't cancel.

There was another, but we actually did get naked and were starting some fun, when he proudly pulled back his foreskin to reveal his garden of smegma- he was quite proud of it, but I nearly gagged. I sent him on his way as even a shower wouldn't have erased the image.

[Bart]

Well I hired a lad about 21 years old. Had some nice pics on-line and really nice dick so he drove about 90 miles to meet me. I open the hotel door and he looks just like the pics and then he smiled. I did not realize in this day and age that they are people who have never used a tooth brush. He was an old Texas boy so we've been chewing a lot of tobacco probably as soon as he has had teeth. I had never seen black teeth before. He was a very nice young man so I felt terrible and did look like his pics and drove 1-1/2 to see me so we did some stuff, but my tongue and dick came no where near that black hole of a mouth. The rest of him was clean as a whistle, but that mouth.

[pegasian]

My worse was I took a guy home and he didn't WARN ME he had an INFLAMED HEMRHOID. I LOOKED at his ASS and LOST MY HARD-ON