Baseball

[Guest BenDover]

All right, you Yankees. Can't wait for you to get to town so we can start the end of your season for you. GO MARINERS!!

[+ Lucky]

RE: Baseball Butts

 

Since the Mariners lost the best butt in baseball to free agency, I hardly think they are a match for Derek Jeter and the tight Yankee pinstripes, just to put a little lust in this thread!

[Guest BenDover]

RE: Baseball Butts

 

Baseball IS lust for me. I just wrote a completely depraved and juvenile fantasy about the Yankees and the Mariners, but deleted it out of respect for myself. I haven't sunk that low yet!!

God, who designs those uniforms? Tight thighs, tights asses, stuffed crotches they're always grabbing and rearranging. A few baseball fantasies: 1)Laying on home plate while Derek Jeter stuffs my ass with his bat while he screams "Slide, slide!" 2) Edgar Martinez breathing dirty Spanish into my ear as he holds me in a power lock with his giant fist up my hole. 3)Brett Boone moaning and groaning as he sucks on his mitt on second base, his legs around my shoulders as I grind into his round butt. 4)Rimming Ichiro's ass on the batter's deck as he does his warm-up stretches. 5)Gagging on Knoblauch balls as he spews his load onto my forhead and into my hair. 6)Stuffing Tino Martinez's jock up into his rosebud of a hole as Mike Cameron races around first base totally naked. So much for my sense of self respect.

I am so excited. I fucking LOVE baseball, and this summer has been the most fun one I've ever had with the sport. I still have a hard time remembering that I was the little pansy in junior high who got A's in gym class only when they had a unit of ballroom dancing.

Anyway, GO MARINERS. BEAT THE YANKEES!!

[+ deej]

RE: Baseball Butts

 

Baseball is pretty much over for me this year. Of course, as a Cubs fan I'm used to an early ending. ;-) We'll just have to hope the boys of summer find something lustful to do in the off-season. I volunteer to help! }>

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[h3]20 major events that have occurred since the Chicago Cubs last laid claim to a World Series championship: [/h3]

 

[ol]

[li]Radio was invented; Cubs fans got to hear their team lose.

 

[li]TV was invented; Cubs fans got to see their team lose.

 

[li]Baseball added 14 teams; Cubs fans get to see and hear their team lose to more clubs.

 

[li]George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays.

 

[li]Haley's comet passed Earth twice.

 

[li]Harry Caray was born....and died. Incredible, but true.

 

[li]The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league.

 

[li]Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cubs pitchers.

 

[li]Sixteen US presidents were elected.

 

[li]There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution.

 

[li]Prohibition was created and repealed.

 

[li]The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered and became the subject of major motion pictures, the latest giving Cubs fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top.

 

[li]Wrigley Field was built and becomes the oldest park in the National League.

 

[li]Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team's future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have long since rusted and been taken down.

 

[li]A combination of 40 summer and Winter Olympics have been held.

 

[li]Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; several thanked Cubs pitchers.

 

[li]Bell-bottoms came in style, went out of style and came back in.

 

[li]The Chicago White Sox, Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox and the Florida Marlins have all won the World Series.

 

[li]The Cubs played 14,153 regular-season games; they lost the majority of them.

 

[li]Alaska, Arizona, Hawaii, Oklahoma and New Mexico were added to the Union.

 

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[Guest TruthTeller]

RE: Baseball Butts

 

I really have to compliment you on your exceptionally creative and intense fantasies. In a forum where most expressions of sexual desire are more boring and unimaginative than my grandmother's ("Oh, that escort was so wonderful; he had such pretty eyes and a bookshelf that bespeaks intellect and it was so exciting watching TV and playing with Scrabble with him; he's not just handsome, but also so charming; he really liked me"), reading about your desire for Derek Jeter's bat up your ass or the need to have various articles of players' clothing shoved in your hungry holes in the middle of a game is refreshingly vibrant and candid.

 

> I

>still have a hard time

>remembering that I was the

>little pansy in junior high

>who got A's in gym

>class only when they had

>a unit of ballroom dancing.

 

Don't you understand that this is precisely why you have the fantasies that you do?

[DaninWA]

RE: Baseball Butts

 

All that and a Mariners fan too! You're just too perfect:D

[Guest BenDover]

RE: Baseball Butts

 

Gosh TT, I take that as a real compliment coming from you. You make my butt blush.