Fin Fang Foom Wonders About Bruno Gaucho and Porn

[FinFangFoom]

I see Bruno now has a video clip on his website. Shall we place bets on how long it will be before he starts doing porn?

 

I predict by Christmas.

 

Predictably yours,

 

FFF

[irishguybos]

Hi, where is that video? I just checked hid web site and I could not find a video. I am a fan of Bruno, seen him several times in Boston.

 

Let ne know or see if you can post it.

Thanks

[FinFangFoom]

>Hi, where is that video? I just checked hid web site and I

>could not find a video.

 

 

oops, he's taken it down - I guess he's suddenly gotten shy.

 

Regretably yours,

 

FFF

[+ Gar1eth]

That's a loss--it was a great video--plus he looked more muscular than he has in some of his more recent photos.

 

Gman

[FinFangFoom]

>That's a loss--it was a great video--plus he looked more

>muscular than he has in some of his more recent photos.

 

 

You're being charitable when you call it "great". It was nothing more than him putting on a HEADLESS "show" which consisted of him sitting and standing, showing his ass, showing his cock and jerking on it a little bit. Slow curtain. The End.

 

It was a more a tease than anything else.

 

However, now that he's no longer the It Girl of hooking, he's going to have to pump up his business which means he'll be doing porn by Christmas.

 

Seasonally yours,

 

FFF

[Guest EuropTravl]

FFF:

>>However, now that he's no longer the It Girl of hooking, he's going to have to pump up his >>business which means he'll be doing porn by Christmas.

 

I don't know about that. If he was a W. Hollywood boy I'd think you have a point. But living in Brazil, and with his frequent trips up here to the States and his rate schedule, I'd think he's living very nicely down there. Something tells me he's less than honest when he passes through customs on the way back home. (and...join the club...who isn't?)

Anyway, I wouldn't complain if some American porn company grabbed him up. If you're waiting for him in some Brazilian DVD, the release date here is years away....and what they'd pay him would probably be what he charges in the good-ole USA for ten minutes of his time.

I've shown some escorts in Brazil his web page and introduced them to "Bruno Gaucho", they could never afford to travel back and forth, or obtain a VISA to do it - that former "It Girl" is a pretty shrewd businessman, and sure ignores / and taps into / the most prosperous market place.

The busy-body in me would love to know his real story. For example, I've read Czech porn-star blonde bottom Jay Renfro is actually managed by his father, and Jay said "Yes, I bought him a new car." I've never met Bruno or know anything about him, but it wouldn't be shocking if Mrs. Gaucho and the kid(s) were very happy when daddy was away on a business trip. It's not that far-fetched a possibility in a country where like 90 percent (?) live beneath the poverty level.

[augustman]

Generally speaking for me Bruno has a great body, but seemed more interested in promoting himself. I found my experience with him very boring. I know I am the minority on this but that was my experience. That said I do not know why he would not take advantage of being here and doing some porn, especially if he is smart and is very selective about it. I would agree I believe he is a godd business man who sounds like he did have some problems a while ago with his business.

 

What I do find strange is that when his website originally came out couple of years ago he did show some face shots, now everything is kept lowkey. Plus he use to have many more shots. He is a hot looking guy and I think he would do well in the porn industry. I just found him to be boring.

[FinFangFoom]

>Generally speaking for me Bruno has a great body

 

It's not what it once was - he's still "big" but looks squishy and a little bloated.

 

And then there's that FACE.

 

When he was "dancing" at the strip joint here, my friend Mo and I decided to go and see what all the brouhaha was about. Bruno came out and Mo turned to me and said: "He looks like Chucky."

 

ouch

 

Painfully yours,

 

FFF

[augustman]

Funny you mentioned that because I originally had the word "had" instead of "has". It was two years ago when I saw him so I have no clue and no interest in what he looks like today.

[+ Gar1eth]

>>That's a loss--it was a great video--plus he looked more

>>muscular than he has in some of his more recent photos.

>

>

>You're being charitable when you call it "great". It was

>nothing more than him putting on a HEADLESS "show" which

>consisted of him sitting and standing, showing his ass,

>showing his cock and jerking on it a little bit. Slow curtain.

>The End.

>

 

 

You've got to admit guys at the very least--he has a nice "endowment"--I mean I'm a top--and I sat up and took notice when it was fully erect.

 

Just for the record --I have never met him--I was going to last fall but the pictures looked like he had lost all muscle definition--and I like muscular guys--so I passed.

 

Gman

[MichiganMan]

I hired Bruno about a year ago for an overnight in Atlanta (per his great reviews here). I can honestly say a so-so event. I've had better (LOTS BETTER I should say). I guess his popularity is a tradeoff for "quality".....just my opinion....

[latopdad]

>Generally speaking for me Bruno has a great body, but seemed

>more interested in promoting himself. I found my experience

>with him very boring.

 

I agree 100%--

Every sentence he spoke was about himself, his interests, his this his that--

Boring is a charitable description--

I'm glad to see someone else had the same experience.

 

On his next trip to LA, his computer sent me an email announcing his return--I passed--

 

Looks: 9

Action: 1

[Guest EuropTravl]

"Looks: 9

Action: 1"

 

Isn't that always the way when you're viewed primarily as a living, breathing ATM machine?

Alas, even with the beautiful Boys from Brazil.....at least visiting there you're not out much, and there's a dozen (or more) in line behind him. Sometimes competition is good, and if they don't have it so easy and have to work for it, the better for the consumer.

 

I'm curious - is his English that good? From when he's posted here, it appears 'passable', but I went to his page tonight and I think he has to have an agent, go-between, or something. And he no longer posts his rates for visits in Brazil, which I recall were on his page in the past and were about 1/3rd of the rates he charges when visiting the US. And me visiting Sao Paulo again soon. Maybe he'll get wind of this thread and improvements to the merchandise will be forthcomming, but I'm STILL only paying wholesale, not retail.

[+ Axiom2001]

Since I have been unable to see him on four occasions, my fault because of emergencies and my having to cancel-- I would love to see him perform in a big time porn flix; perhaps afterwards on a return visit here, we can finally connect. I'm enticed by this cutie, especially looking at his tight ass with an engorged dick hanging down! :9

[+ Lucky]

Bruno and I were stuck in an aiport lounge together for several hours two years ago. He looked great. We chatted for a long time and I came away thinking what a truly nice guy he is. His English was quite good with an endearing accent.

[Tommygunzz]

I have hired Bruno three different times, in three different cities. I think he is a great guy and found him very generous with his time.

 

In NYC, several years ago, I gave him a calendar with pictures of helicopters, his passion at the time.

 

In Houston, he remembered how much I like collecting speedos from different places, and brought me 4 pair from Brazil. We talked alot about his family business in Brazil, and about his friends--men and women. He was very open and offered lots of information; obviously not hiding anything. We shopped at the Galleria for new sunglasses for him.

 

When he spent several days in Dallas, he called me one day just to go out to lunch. He wanted to practice his English and we spent the afternoon together off the clock. The next day, we went to lunch and I offered to take him to DFW for his flight back to Brazil, but not before we stopped and shopped for motorcycles---one of his passions.

 

Each and every time, I found him to be very interested in me and interesting to talk to. I never thought he was full of himself. He wanted to learn about whatever was unique about wherever we were, and always wanted to practice his English.

 

He is in great shape. Muscled, but not overly so. Beautiful ass and incredible cock. Loves to kiss. Very versatile, and encourages it.

 

Everyone looks for something different, but I must say he is one of the all round nicest, sexiest, encouraging guys I have ever been with.

[+ Axiom2001]

<He is in great shape. Muscled, but not overly so. Beautiful ass and incredible cock. Likes to kiss. Very versatile, and encourages it.>

 

From the above quoted passage and from previous reviews and comments, all of the noted components regarding Bruno Gaucho have always titillated me.

 

I do hope to meet him and "get some of that" when he returns to Los Angeles or San Francisco on his next visit. I hope I will not be disappointed, but from all of the positive things that I've read about this hunky guy, I'll think differently! :9

[Guest EuropTravl]

>>Bruno and I were stuck in an aiport lounge together for several hours two years ago.

 

Had you hired him or just recognized him at the airport?

 

>> I offered to take him to DFW for his flight back to Brazil

 

I've taken that one so many times I have it memorized (AA962). Wonder if I saw him on the next one if I'd say anything. If he was alone, probably. If not, definitely not.