Are some limits acceptable for escorts?

[Guest JT]

Thanks Deej and TY for your responses. It's sad to see some people fail to realize that escorts are HUMANS and that they think they could treat escorts like slaves.

 

JT

[Guest jeffOH]

TruthTeller is the type of client I'd rather not see, not because of his weight, but because of his attitude. I have had

clients who were extremely overweight. One client who was 5'10"

and 400lbs. told me that he used a special shower/brush when bathing. Even so, when I first saw him, I immediately knew what was not going to happen. Fucking was out of the question. We would kiss, he would suck me/eat my ass and I would jack him off.

He was always very satisfied because most escorts couldn't even do that much with him. My limits are few...body odor/hygiene and

a condescending attitude.

 

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[Guest TruthTeller]

>Wen do we go

>back to making them niggers

>(sic) get to the back

>of the bus?

 

I wouldn't favor this at all, and I think it's terrible that you do. I do, though, think that exceptionally fat people should be required to buy two seats on an airplane or at a movie theatre, because there's nothing worse, or more unfair, than having to fly, or sit through a movie, with rolls of someone's arm and leg fat invading your alredy too small seat space.

 

>What world

>are you people from? What

>gives you the right to

>speculate and judge someone who

>you do not know based

>soley on his weight?

 

People who are fat - especially *that* fat - are, by definition, weak, self-hating, undisciplined and slothful. It's not because being very fat is asthetically unattractive. It's because it's extremely unhealthy, places severe limits on what a person can do, and generally renders them slow, defective and unable. Therefore, anyone who chooses to shove too much food down their throat, knowing those will be the consequences, is, by defition, weak, self-hating, undisciplined and slothful.

[Bilbo]

TT, (Last person I called that a lot was a drag queen. It was short for Thunder Thighs, but I digress) Has it occured to you that if what you say is true, these people are going to need to address the mental/emotional side first before they will be able to effectively address the weight issue? And that comments like those you have made here won't help with that process? I'd say more, but, having just praised the moderators, I'm not going to let myself say anything which would deserve their opprobation (Sp?), but a certain quote from Auntie Em does come to mind here.

[Guest TruthTeller]

>TruthTeller is the type of client

>I'd rather not see, not

>because of his weight . . . .

 

What's my weight?

 

>but because of his attitude.

 

How crushing - next time I find myself in Ohio, after first considering suicide, I'll have to find some way to cope without Jeff.

 

>He was always very satisfied because

>most escorts couldn't even do

>that much with him. My

>limits are few...body odor/hygiene and

>a condescending attitude.

 

I think "consdescending attitude" means a "client" who is unwilling to pretend that you're some gentleman valued for your erudite company, providing companionship over brandy and a discussion of Proust to courtly gentlemen of means away from home, rather than what you are - just an object who is paid for an hour's worth of access to your hole.

 

I just don't understand the need of "escorts," and, for that matter, "clients," to pretend that this transaction is some elevated, noble purusuit of human bonding. While I'm aware that there are a few very lonely and needy souls who pay for actual affection and conversation, I'd be willing to bet that the vast, vast majority of "escort-client" transactions are about nothing more than paying a prostitute in order to ejaculate.

 

In case anyone doubts that, why do you think that escort review forms contain spaces for dick size and top/bottom proclivities, but not educational background and favorite authors?

[Guest TruthTeller]

>Has it occured to you

>that if what you say

>is true, these people are

>going to need to address

>the mental/emotional side first before

>they will be able to

>effectively address the weight issue?

>And that comments like those

>you have made here won't

>help with that process?

 

Actually, I think just the opposite: One of the reasons we have so many absurdly fat people in our society is because people are so willing to excuse their fatness; refer to it only euphamistically; make excuses for them; lead them to believe that it's not due to their bad choices, but instead, to problems beyond their control (e.g., their "need to address the mental/emotional side first") -- in short, do everything but be honest with them and tell them that it's unhealthy, grotesque and self-destructive, and demand that they immediately choose to stop doing what they do that makes them so fat.

 

I think if people stopped indulging it, and pretending that it didn't exist or that it's not so bad, or that it's not their fault, a lot more really fat people would take the steps necessary to CHOOSE not to be such pigs.

[Barry]

>I'd say more, but, having just

>praised the moderators, I'm not

>going to let myself say

>anything which would deserve their

>opprobation (Sp?), but a certain

>quote from Auntie Em does

>come to mind here.

 

Oh come on Bilbo.....go for it. As long as you don't reveal personal info or make libelous statements, we certainly will not stand in your way. :-)

[+ deej]

>Oh come on Bilbo.....go for it.

> As long as you

>don't reveal personal info or

>make libelous statements, we certainly

>will not stand in your

>way. :-)

 

In fact, we'll probably stand back and cheer. :-)

[Guest LOVEHANDLE]

Truthteller,

 

Hate to burst your bubble but don't you think there is still enough decency in this world NOT to like anything that you see even if it means you are able to pay the rent or put food on the table! Please, if a person is filthy and obviously lacks the proper hygiene to get you a hard-on, how do you expect the escort to perform? Damn dude, wake up! You don't have to swallow everything is this world, life is too short as it is!

[Guest jeffOH]

>>TruthTeller is the type of client

>>I'd rather not see, not

>>because of his weight . . . .

>

>What's my weight?

>

>>but because of his attitude.

>

>How crushing - next time I

>find myself in Ohio, after

>first considering suicide, I'll have

>to find some way to

>cope without Jeff.

>

>>He was always very satisfied because

>>most escorts couldn't even do

>>that much with him. My

>>limits are few...body odor/hygiene and

>>a condescending attitude.

>

>I think "consdescending attitude" means a

>"client" who is unwilling to

>pretend that you're some gentleman

>valued for your erudite company,

>providing companionship over brandy and

>a discussion of Proust to

>courtly gentlemen of means away

>from home, rather than what

>you are - just

>an object who is paid

>for an hour's worth of

>access to your hole.

>

>I just don't understand the need

>of "escorts," and, for that

>matter, "clients," to pretend that

>this transaction is some elevated,

>noble purusuit of human bonding.

> While I'm aware that

>there are a few very

>lonely and needy souls who

>pay for actual affection and

>conversation, I'd be willing to

>bet that the vast, vast

>majority of "escort-client" transactions are

>about nothing more than paying

>a prostitute in order to

>ejaculate.

>

>In case anyone doubts that, why

>do you think that escort

>review forms contain spaces for

>dick size and top/bottom proclivities,

>but not educational background and

>favorite authors?

 

TruthTeller...I don't care whether you weigh 1 ounce or 1 ton,

it's your negative attitude that turns me off. And you're very

wrong TT as far as the "vast, vast majority of escort-client

transactions being about nothing more than paying a prostitute

to ejaculate". And as far as being "erudite", I am, and I also know how to spell "euphemistically" correctly !!

 

Most of my clients hire me for more than just a fuck. There may be 15 minutes of sex and 45 minutes of talking. I have 5 years of college and have attended 4 different universities. I CHOSE

this profession 10 years ago and I find much joy in it.

 

My clients don't have to pretend I'm a gentlemen...I simply am.

Obviously gentlemen-like qualities would require some effort on your part. Also the assumptions you've made about escorting/

prostitution are apparently yet another example of an opinion based upon theory rather than actual world experience. So to me,

your so-called opinions are nothing more than a big pile of poo!

 

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[Guest TruthTeller]

>And you're very

>wrong TT as far as the

>"vast, vast majority of escort-client

>transactions being about nothing more

>than paying a prostitute

>to ejaculate".

 

Then why do the Escort Review forms here list a space for your cock size, top/bottom preferences, and physical appearance, but nothing about your educational background, non-sex interests, and wonderful, flowery personality?

 

 

>And as far as

>being "erudite", I am, and

>I also know how to

>spell "euphemistically" correctly !!

 

Great. With that skill, you're qualified to be . . . oh, I don't know - a prostitute?

 

>Most of my clients hire me

>for more than just a

>fuck. There may be 15

>minutes of sex and 45

>minutes of talking.

 

If that's true, do you think that your clients would still continue to hire you if you became fat and bald? Do you think they'll continue to hire you when you're 50?

 

 

>I have

>5 years of college and

>have attended 4 different universities.

>I CHOSE

>this profession 10 years ago and

>I find much joy in

>it.

 

Nothing worse than an escort who tries to convince you how educated they are and how many other options they had, and how they're spending their life licking old guys' assholes for money NOT because they have to, but because they want to, because it's so rewarding and fulfilling, and so much more satisfying than the other 60 or so other careers they could have chosen and excelled at.

 

Some guys escort as a means of income while they puruse other things (school, acting career, etc.). Some guys escort beacuse they can't do anything else worthwhile. But guys who pretend that they have made a "career" out of escorting because they like it, and -- although they had many other fulfilling options -- wouldn't want it any other way, are at the very height of pitiful Self-Delusion.

 

>So to me,

>your so-called opinions are nothing more

>than a big pile of

>poo!

 

You're right. That is erudite. I know I would definitely pay to listen to you spout out such eloquently stated gems of wisdom.

[Guest 7Zach]

You've made your point that it is a really hard job escorts have in dealing with clients...

[Guest jeffOH]

>>And you're very

>>wrong TT as far as the

>>"vast, vast majority of escort-client

>>transactions being about nothing more

>>than paying a prostitute

>>to ejaculate".

>

>Then why do the Escort Review

>forms here list a space

>for your cock size, top/bottom

>preferences, and physical appearance, but

>nothing about your educational background,

>non-sex interests, and wonderful, flowery

>personality?

>

>

>>And as far as

>>being "erudite", I am, and

>>I also know how to

>>spell "euphemistically" correctly !!

>

>Great. With that skill, you're

>qualified to be . .

>. oh, I don't know

>- a prostitute?

>

>>Most of my clients hire me

>>for more than just a

>>fuck. There may be 15

>>minutes of sex and 45

>>minutes of talking.

>

>If that's true, do you think

>that your clients would still

>continue to hire you if

>you became fat and bald?

> Do you think they'll

>continue to hire you when

>you're 50?

>

>

>>I have

>>5 years of college and

>>have attended 4 different universities.

>>I CHOSE

>>this profession 10 years ago and

>>I find much joy in

>>it.

>

>Nothing worse than an escort who

>tries to convince you how

>educated they are and how

>many other options they had,

>and how they're spending their

>life licking old guys' assholes(SOMETHING I DON'T DO!)

>for money NOT because they

>have to, but because they

>want to, because it's so

>rewarding and fulfilling, and so

>much more satisfying than the

>other 60 or so other

>careers they could have chosen

>and excelled at.(DO NOT END A SENTENCE WITH A PREPOSITION!)

>Some guys escort as a means

>of income while they puruse(DO YOU MEAN PERUSE OR PURSUE?)

>other things (school, acting career,

>etc.). Some guys escort

>beacuse(BECAUSE) they can't do anything

>else worthwhile. But guys

>who pretend that they have

>made a "career" out of

>escorting because they like it,

>and -- although they had

>many other fulfilling options --

>wouldn't want it any other

>way, are at the very

>height of pitiful Self-Delusion.

>

>>So to me,

>>your so-called opinions are nothing more

>>than a big pile of

>>poo!

>

>You're right. That is erudite.

> I know I would

>definitely pay to listen to

>you spout out such eloquently

>stated gems of wisdom.

 

TruthTeller...Why is it so difficult to wrap your tiny mind around the concept that some prostitutes truly enjoy their work?

It seems to me that you have some issues that would require the skills of an entire team of psychiatrists working 24/7. I've been

deluding myself for 10 years now, is that what you are saying?

Exactly how well do you know me and upon what information do you base

this diagnosis?

 

I've never looked at escorting/prostitution as a life-long profession. I am "pursuing" other interests and I am looking forward to a new career in counseling. This profession has been

incredibly rewarding to me on many levels. But, obviously there's

nothing I can say to negative Know-It-Alls such as yourself to convince you otherwise.

 

Oh, and the review forms do list the things you mentioned, but in

the actual "review" you'll see that many clients do take the time

to mention " non-sex interests, educational backgrounds and my

wonderful, flowery personality".

 

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[Guest WetDream]

RE: Creep Alert!!!

 

Guys, don't waste your time on Mr. Teller. The only way to deal with him is to ignore his posts. Freeze the jerk out.

[Guest jeffOH]

RE: Creep Alert!!!

 

>Guys, don't waste your time on

>Mr. Teller. The only

>way to deal with him

>is to ignore his posts.

> Freeze the jerk out.

>

 

Wet Dream...Well, you have certainly called that one correctly.

But, I believe TruthTeller is someone who has posted here before

and is now using yet another handle...just trying to stir up a commotion. The funny thing is that his handle "TruthTeller" is

probably the exact opposite of the type of person he is.

 

Thanks TruthTeller for your heartfelt concern for those of us who are deluding ourselves. Your insightful comments have been

very helpful. Who knows how many of us you have saved from

our delusional lives. I know I have been enlightened.

 

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[Bilbo]

TT, While I am not balding, I am 50 and fat. And I do have repeat clients, one who tries to come over at least once a week, when he'll fit into my schedule. I had many more regular clients when I was 49, but when I got arrested I freaked out and chased them off. Some just wouldn't let themselves be chased away.

 

How is your grasp of history? Has anyone ever mentioned to you the heterae (Sp?) of ancient Greece? Married women were kept at home and couldn't mingle in most society, nor were they terribly well educated, most of them. (Not their fault, of course.) However, the courtesans were as educated as the men and it was a fairly boring evening if there wasn't at least one at dinner. If there wasn't a philosopher there, either, most men would have left early - like right after the appetizers. So we're not creating anything new to Western traditions here, just trying to get back to it.

 

"Liasons, what's happened to them? Liasons, today. ... In a world where the princes are lawyers ....."

[Guest WetDream]

RE: Creep Alert!!!

 

You know, Jeff, I think so too. Recommend the deep freeze for all of his names.

[Bilbo]

RE: Creep Alert!!!

 

But WetDream, while I agree we shouldn't let him upset us, kittens are not the only ones who like to unravel a ball of yarn.

[Bilbo]

Thirty points to the first person who can tell me what quotation from Auntie Em I was referring to. I'd promise a free erotic what-I-used-to-call-massage, but I'm afraid it would look like I might take it away again. And, besides, how many of you are in Houston?

[SmallTownJohn]

I know the lunar effect is raging hard...but dude, phone in that refill FAST

 

 

J

[CT Dick]

Bilbo is a Christian woman!

 

Do I get 30 points?

 

Dick

[Bilbo]

RE: Bilbo is a Christian woman!

 

I have awarded two prizes on this, one here to CTDick and the other one to another handsome man who actually gave me more of the direct quotatation, but did it in my private inbox, so I'm not sure that I should announce his name. Stay with us, true believers, for more chances to win points! Just don't ask me yet what you can do with them.

 

And, cp, thanks for the tagalog (Sp), but, if I remember correctly, teetee was a nickname for a dick in my elementary school in Colorado, lo these many years ago, too.

 

One quibble, when I am wearing a dress, I am known as Fancy Pace-Lawrence. Just as when I am escorting, I am known as Blade Dyckmann of Houston.

[Guest Gentle Dude]

RE: Bilbo is a Christian woman!

 

>And, cp, thanks for the tagalog

>(Sp), but, if I remember

>correctly, teetee was a nickname

>for a dick in my

>elementary school in Colorado, lo

>these many years ago, too.

>

>

It's called "titi".... and your "tagalog" is spelled correctly.

 

Ngiti naman (means Smile)

[Guest cp8036]

RE: Bilbo is a Christian woman!

 

Salamat po !!!

[Bilbo]

RE: Bilbo is a Christian woman!

 

I always think that those words that have a consonant at the beginning that we USAns would have trouble pronouncing because we think it needs a vowel - like that one you just sent me meaning smile, or I sometimes go to a bank teller - Mrs. Ng, are very beautiful sounding, perhaps because of their exotic nature. In college, I had the good fortune to be able to take a course in African Literature with one of Africa's leading, at least at that time, authors - Ezekial Mpaschlele. Heaven's only know if I'm spelling THAT one correctly. But I always thought that it was one of the handsomest names I've ever heard.