NYC - Best Butt

[Rick Munroe]

Hmmm...nope, sorry, no one comes to mind.

[Lookin]

Rick, from the pictures I've seen, you're a contender for Best Butt as well as Best Chest.

 

Although there's another guy who's in hot pursuit. Derek something? :P

[AdamSmith]

I concur. Based on more than just pictures. }(

 

Taxonomists (& hagiographers such as yrs truly) could then parse "Best" into further categories:

* looking

* feeling

* tasting

* responding...

 

Meanwhile, at the other end of the spectrum...

 

Shticks of One and Half a Dozen of the Other

 

She wheels her wheelbarrow

Through streets that are narrow...

Her barrow is narrow;

Her hips are too wide.

 

So wherever she wheels it,

The neighborhood feels it --

Her girdle keeps scraping

The homes on each side.

 

In Dublin's fair city,

Where girls are so pretty,

My Molly stands out

'Cause she weighs 18 stone (that's 256 pounds).

 

I don’t mind her fat but

It's not only that but

She's cockeyed and muscle-bound Molly Malone!

 

-- Allan Sherman

[Epigonos]

Dane Scott

[Guest zipperzone]

>Hmmm...nope, sorry, no one comes to mind.

 

Rick....... have you no shame?

[pierrot]

Rafael Alencar

[Rick Munroe]

>Rick, from the pictures I've seen, you're a contender for

>Best Butt as well as Best Chest.

 

I wasn't fishing but I'll take the compliment!

 

>Although there's another guy who's in hot pursuit. Derek

>something?

 

Yeah, he's not bad...if you like 'em all musclebound and constantly in "fuck" mode. }(

[Rick Munroe]

>I concur. Based on more than just pictures. }(

 

Thanks, Mr. Smith. And I'm honored to share a post with "The" Allan Sherman. You've just given me a great idea for the title of my memoirs.

 

Speaking of which, are you aware of this:

http://www.rhinohandmade.com/browse/ProductLink.lasso?Number=7891

[AdamSmith]

>Thanks, Mr. Smith. And I'm honored to share a post with "The"

>Allan Sherman. You've just given me a great idea for the

>title of my memoirs.

 

OK, I'm even slower than usual today...clue me in?

 

>Speaking of which, are you aware of this:

>http://www.rhinohandmade.com/browse/ProductLink.lasso?Number=7891

 

THANK YOU!!! This makes my day.

 

You Need an Analyst

 

If you're always stealing goodies from a big department store,

You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.

If your pocket's full of little things you never owned before,

You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.

If somebody says "Good morning," and politely tips his hat,

And you frown and say, "I wonder what he really meant by that,"

If you're walking down the sidewalk and you won't step on a crack,

You're afraid if you step on a crack, you'll break your mother's back,

If you're at the Philharmonic and you start to do the twist,

You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.

 

(You need an analyst, you need an analyst,

We really must insist that you see an analyst.)

 

If you're freezing or you're sweating from imaginary ills,

You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.

If it takes an IBM machine to classify your pills,

You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.

If you tiptoe into bed and you're as quiet as a mouse,

But the bed you tiptoe into is in someone else's house,

If you have a brand new raincoat, and of it you're very fond,

In fact, you'd rather be alone with it than with a blonde,

If you wear your wristwatch on your feet and stockings on your wrist,

You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.

 

(You need an analyst, you need an analyst,

We really must insist that you see an analyst.)

 

If you're always tearing paper into teeny weeny bits,

You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.

If you've got a secret closet full of pomegranate pits,

You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.

If they ask you what your name is and you answer Bonaparte,

If you dig those daffy doodles that are known as modern art,

If you're walking down the street and then you stop to tie your shoes,

And you tie them to each other as you hum Saint Louis Blues,

Or if you're forty-six years old and never have been kissed,

Go kiss an analyst, a psychoanalyst.

 

(Go kiss an analyst, go kiss an analyst,

We really must insist that you kiss an analyst.)

 

If you're always having arguments when no one else is there,

You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.

And whenever you are angry, if you kick your teddy bear,

You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst.

If you dream you've got a purple dragon next to you in bed,

And you wake up and your dragon isn't purple, it is red,

If you eat those little prizes, and you save the Crackerjacks,

If you really think they're ever gonna cut the income tax,

You need an analyst,

 

(You need) I need (he needs) we need

Everybody needs an analyst.

[Rick Munroe]

>Rick....... have you no shame?

 

Only when I read that my government now condones torture: http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/9/24/12554/1980

[Rick Munroe]

>>Allan Sherman. You've just given me a great idea for the

>>title of my memoirs.

>

>OK, I'm even slower than usual today...clue me in?

 

I don't want nobody stealin' it! But you'll get a special thank you...

 

And btw, don't buy the liverwurst. :o

[AdamSmith]

>I don't want nobody stealin' it! But you'll get a special

>thank you...

 

Aquiver with anticipation! :9

 

>And btw, don't buy the liverwurst. :o

 

...it'll make your insides awful sore...

 

Possibly my favorite AS ditty of all!

[Rick Munroe]

>Possibly my favorite AS ditty of all!

 

Mine, too...right up there with Harvey & Sheila (married in the spring).

[AdamSmith]

>Mine, too...right up there with Harvey & Sheila (married in

>the spring).

 

...switched to the GOP -- that's the way things go!

[Rick Munroe]

>...switched to the GOP -- that's the way things go!

 

LOL I just did a spit-take with my protein shake. I had totally forgotten that line.

[AdamSmith]

>LOL I just did a spit-take with my protein shake. I had

>totally forgotten that line.

 

That was semi-deliberate on my part.

 

OK, entirely deliberate!

 

(P.S. and separately: I have yet to receive & forward certain pictures showing certain people in certain, shall we say, shadowy get-ups. But I am assured they are on the way.)

[Rick Munroe]

>I have yet to receive & forward certain

>pictures showing certain people in certain, shall we say,

>shadowy get-ups. But I am assured they are on the way.

 

I was wondering about that and hoping we'd get to see them eventually...before the green flag is waved three times from the window and the walls come tumbling down. :o (hey, cryptic posting is fun!)

[AdamSmith]

>:o (hey, cryptic

>posting is fun!)

 

Let me violate all protocol and say I love you to death! Even though you're neither smooth nor at the beginning of the alphabet. :+

 

(But you knew that.)

 

(Is there a surcharge for embarrassment?)

[Rick Munroe]

>Let me violate all protocol and say I love you to death!

 

Well, let me violate the protocol even further and say the feeling is mutual!

 

>(Is there a surcharge for embarrassment?)

 

Only in parallel time. ;-)

[Rick Munroe]

>Rafael Alencar

 

Derek says it (Rafael's ass) has a life of its own and that it speaks to him. Funny, I never knew Derek understood Portuguese, but he does have a thing for Jewish butts (which Rafael's is).

[Lookin]

< he does have a thing for Jewish butts >

 

I have a thing for Jewish butts,

A fact I cannot hide;

Because I know a Jewish putz

Is on the other side.

[Rick Munroe]

>I have a thing for Jewish butts,

>A fact I cannot hide;

>Because I know a Jewish putz

>Is on the other side.

 

Wow, that really takes me back. My mother sang it to me in the crib. :+

[Lookin]

You are funny. Funny and hot. No wonder you got snapped up young!

[JT Brooklyn]

pierrot..Also MY Vote would go to Sunny/NYC his many always NEW Photo's say it all!

 

Bun's of Steel and a Butt to die. He doesn't smile alot in his photo's, BUT when this guy does...Fuhgeddaboutit!

:P

[AdamSmith]

>Well, let me violate the protocol even further and say the

>feeling is mutual!

 

Violation is OK by me.

 

(I used to have a sign in my bedroom: "Trespassers Will Be Violated.")

 

>>(Is there a surcharge for embarrassment?)

>

>Only in parallel time.

 

Paid!

 

Hoffman will write out the check.