Fat Clients

[Guest JD]

I'm middle-aged, fat, and ugly. Despite these flaws, I've had wonderful success with various escorts.

 

What "tricks" do escorts use to get it up with clients like me? I've never had a soft escort and most have been fantastic companions. Is it Viagra, true love, or some other "trick"?

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

ALL HAIL TO THE GOD WHO CREATED AND MANIPULATED CHEMICALS THAT WAS THE END RESULT OF WHAT IS NOW SOLD BY THE MAJESTIC COMPANY WE KNOW AS PFIZER. THIS ONE GREAT GOD LIKE BLUE PILL IS KNOWN AS VIAGRA.

 

http://www.specialscripts.com/images/pfizer.jpg

 

Saved my ass many a time, lol. I rate my clients by 1/4 hits.

most of my clients are actually none at all, only have one that takes a full hit, yeah its prety bad, but he is such a sweetheart!

 

***WARNING: never ever do poppers when taking viagra, well for that matter dont do poppers at all, yuck***

 

Still Making People Smile Nation Wide

Michael Johnson

http://www.geocities.com/michaeljohnsonxxx/index.htm

[Guest JD]

Just a word of clarification -- I am NOT a client of Michael's and am NOT the guy that requires he take a full hit.

 

But, now that I know you take "full-figured" clients, I may look you up on my next trip to my former San Diego home. :*

 

JD

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

My rules are quite simple when accepting a new client, Treat me like you would want to be treated.

 

I firmly believe and practice religeously a no-discrimination policy. That is what I get paid the big bucks for, to make people smile. No matter what your age, race, size, weight, prefference ect. Its my job to make you forget about all your insecurities, inabilities and discomforts about yourself and take an hour or two and have the time of your life.

 

Sorry, enough of my self promoting

[Guest jeffOH]

>My rules are quite simple when

>accepting a new client, Treat

>me like you would want

>to be treated.

>

>I firmly believe and practice religously

>a no-discrimination policy. That is

>what I get paid the

>big bucks for, to make

>people smile. No matter what

>your age, race, size, weight,

>preference ect. It's my job

>to make you forget about

>all your insecurities, inabilities and

>discomforts about yourself and take

>an hour or two and

>have the time of your

>life.

>

Michael...exactly how I feel about this job. I enjoy what I do

and I think it shows. Big guys aren't a problem for me. Sometimes

it's simply not physically possible to fuck, but there are so

many other things you can do for a hot time. Viagra has revolutionized the escort/porn industry. It can free you up to

focus on technique, thus enhancing the experience.

 

Jeff4hire@aol.com

[Guest Stephan-Lacoste]

Don't be sorry That is so cute

Anyway that is a very nice response. I agree on that one.

I'm the same way. I respect people the way I want to be respected. No matter what age and look.

 

Stephan Lacoste

1-702-616-3345

http://www.stephanlacoste.com

http://www.eboysvideo.com

[Guest Stephan-Lacoste]

Sorry for the confusion. The response was for sdmuscl4hire's post

 

 

Stephan Lacoste

1-702-616-3345

http://www.stephanlacoste.com

http://www.eboysvideo.com

[Guest DCescortBOY]

i'll use V if i think i need to. if it is during the say, i think the blue-tinted view is kinda special

 

i won't decline a client just because of his size. there are somethings that have to be considered though. i laughed once when a man who weighed probably 275# asked if he could sit on my dick first. i swear, i literally laughed for about two minutes. reference: i'm a SMALL guy (5'7" 115# soaking wet)... as long as folks understand the logistical difficulties, i'm willing to work with just about any client. ok, except one who wants me to lick his toes... YUCK! i hate feet.

[Guest DCescortBOY]

forgot to include this in the other message:

 

the client who asked to sit on me, wasn't serious. he was joking too, since he was so much bigger than i am. i said the look on my face when he said "wow, that's really big... how 'bout i sit on it for a while?" was worth my fee. i guess it was a combination of "WHAT???" and "i'm now going to die!"

 

(didn't want people to think i was being mean to the cutsomer.)

[Guest Jason Reardone]

http://www.JasonReardoneEscort.com

 

I think back to my very first client. When he answered the door I thought OMG!

 

I was so nervous, I had the heater going in the car, it was summer time, I was trying to keep my balls from jumping in my throat.

 

I'm very good with one-on-one encounters. I like to think of myself as a bit charismatic and severely responsive to eye movement and body language. Needless to say he had alot of body to communicate with, But i didn't care. He had such a kind spirit and we talked for a while before engaging in any foreplay. I found a lot in him that I admired, his profession, his family. The mere fact that he found me so -over the top- irresistable like he did gave me a woody, big time.

 

He was the largest client I've ever had, of course he had to be my first one. But there was a lessen I learned that day. Besides needing to share my philosphical use of baby powder. What I learned was that everyone has something....something in them that will allow them to connect, if they will let down there walls and insecurities long enough for Me (escorts) to penetrate....(no laughing).

 

I have times like anyone else (OK maybe even more so) that a woody is hard to pop! Wether physiology or mindset or environment sometimes it's hard....I mean to say it's not hard.....I mean it's difficult to maintain an erection. But this is true in my romantic /intimate life as well. It doesn't become a problem because someone is unattractive or heavy alone. It becomes an issue when someone FEELS unattractive and is unsure of themself.

 

We underestimate the power of our own emotions and how they may effect others around us. The transferrence of energy between to people is apparent in the throws of passion, why isn't it also felt in times of insecurity? Simply put it is!

 

So, all you Big-boys, pull up your boot straps 'cuz mamma's bringing home a call boy!! Learn what you can offer someone from within yourself. You have to know that you have something special from which others may benefit. Maybe not a pair of old sweat pants, but something. Feel good about who you are, what you may have accomplished in life and surround yourself with people who place value in that. Connect with what's good in your life and hey! if you've gained some weight so what, be happy your have a good job and can afford the luxuries in life. There's alot to be said for that since many guys end up on the streets 'cuz they can't make it in life.....<ecstatic that I could share this and perhaps wondering when he will take his own advice -jason>

[Bilbo]

JD, this is going to be short because Jason already said what I would have, probably better than I would have. You are just going to have to get used to the fact that it isn't you who makes the decision over whether you appeal to someone else or not. We all sortof accept that when it comes to those times when we don't appeal to someone else, but we also have to accept it when we do appeal to others. As the old song says, perhaps we should "never ask them why, if they told you you would cry"... "but you know they love you."

 

I had a very large friend who had some of the same thoughts you do. I suggested that he try joining a bear club and he told me that he wasn't interested in having sex with other bears. I pointed out to him that you have to hang around the other bears for the cubs to know how to find you. Boy, when he found it worked, did he turn adolescent for a while! But he is still adjusting to his new, "I'm more attractive than I used to give myself credit for" mindset.

 

Oops, I guess I only thought that it would be short. ;-)

[Guest JD]

Bilbo,

 

I'm one of those fat clients that has long since got over any "shame" because of my size. What you see is what you get and that's OK.

 

You and Jason both make excellent comments that it's time for the "full figure" guys to quit looking on the negative side of things and get on with a full and rich life (including a sex life).

 

I applaud and am grateful for the willing escorts that don't put us down and fulfill our desires. (Or, in my case, perhaps I should say I appreciate the escorts that fill me full with their wonderful equipment.)

 

I honestly believe my experiences with escorts is a 2-way street because they certainly seem to enjoy themselves too. Never had one yet refuse a second meeting and you wouldn't believe the way they moan and "ahh" when we're together.

[NASAguy]

JD-

As another very oversized customer, I too would like to add that on the whole every escort I have seen has made me feel good about myself and has not indicated in any way that my size mattered. As a matter of fact, the 2 escorts that I continue to see on a regular periodic basis (in Wash DC and Atlanta)have both been very explicit in expressing their appreciation of my other good qualities (and in one case of my beautiful big butt, lol...right Zach??).

[Scorpio]

Thanks to all the guys, who are able to make us "big-boys" feel so special. Jason's remarks were especially poignant!

[Guest DJPerez]

I'll bring a unique perspective to the table:

 

I will approach this matter of size from the other side of the coin, as I'm about to launch myself into part-time massage practice, and I'M a big man (288 lbs. of Mokka Chunky Hunk, to be exact :9)!

 

In looking at re-entering my field of work, in this age of "six-pack abs", I've had to look at myself and realize that I have qualities and skills to offer, and a market that appreciates what I have to offer physically. Not everyone is lured by the "Abercrombie & Fitch Model" look of the moment, Thank the Gods }> !

 

So, enough of sitting on my Assets! lol

 

Now for the "Shameless Plug".... If you are visiting Boston,MA, and you'd enjoy a massage from a Big Man, look me up!

 

 

Peace & Pleasure!

 

D.J., Your Boston Masseur

http://www.geocities.com/djpworld/

[Guest jizzdepapi]

don't be such a stranger, david.

 

best,

jizz

[Guest DJPerez]

jizz:

 

I'll do what I can to keep visiting.

 

This Senor needs to get his own CPU so's he can spend all the time he wants to posting without having to share with others in his household! x(

 

Peace & Pleasure!

 

D.J.

http://www.geocities.com/djpworld/

[Will]

This is just a note to thank all the escorts (and former escorts, Bilbo!) for their comments on this thread. I have a soft spot for working boys anyway, but this series of posts has turned it into jelly! Thanks, to all of you, for everything you've said. And thanks to JD for bringing it up in the first place!

[Bilbo]

You are certainly welcome, Will.

 

Tell me, has anybody besides me noticed that Bilbo is flirting with coming out of retirement?

[Guest WetDream]

RE: Flirting!

 

Posting your travel plans was a pretty big hint! Welcome back.

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

Damn, guess it appeared I didnt make enough of a statement of afformation towards my having no issues of being with Full sized clients, well you go boys. Gotta slap my speech writting teacher next time I see her.

 

 

Michael Johnson

 

P.S. and who is that ugly dude as the cover boy, ugh she needs to retire

[Bilbo]

RE: Flirting!

 

Yeah, but will I have the courage to do it at home in Houston? I'm not sure about that one yet at all. (And now it looks like I may be cast in a local production of Jeckyl and Hyde and not be able to make the trip after all because of rehearsals - won't know about that til Sunday night at the latest - and, no, it's not the Linda Eder role. Nor the lead - Have you seen how many G's that composer puts in his scores for his male singers. Must love castratis.) But thank you for the encouragement, handsome.

[Bilbo]

Different strokes for different folks. None of us appeal to everyone.

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

LOl never mind

 

 

Michael Johnson

[ericmagyar]

To me, a client is just the same, fat or skinny, ugly or handsome. He's still a client. Hopefully, he gives me the proper respect. The way I deal with a client, say he is overweight, is that mainly he lets me be in control. Not only do I get it up, but I like to give it right to him. The only thing I ask of him or of all clients it that they bathe right before I get there. After all, sweat can give off negative odors too.

 

Cheers,

 

Eric Magyar

http://ericmagyar.com