Review: Jeff Z NYC...Sat 4/9...Record for longest Review Ever??? Do you prefer longer or shorter re

[Guest Mikel]

Wow! I really appreciate and prefer information over "I won't go into the details"...but, is this tooooo much information? I just don't remember a review this long. Maybe this is a new record. Do you prefer a longer review or a shorter review?

[guyinsf]

Personally I have no interest in reading such a long review, but that's just me. I see no problem with someone wanting to write that much or others wanting to read it. I've just never been into reading porn stories, and reading a review that goes on and on is the equivalent of a porn story to me. I'd rather have just enough information to let me know what the client and escort did together, the client's level of satisfaction, and a general sense of how the escort conducted himself during the appointment.

[Guest ortrud45]

Mikel,

 

I definitely prefer a review which goes into details over one with

the infamous quote "I keep this private between ...." as it allows me to learn what the respective escort does/doesn't and consequently

I'm able to make a sound decision if the escort and me would (most probably) be a sexual match ...

 

Nevertheless, for me today's review of Jeff Z (it took me probably 10 or more minutes to read it through) goes under the category "A little less would have been more" ... It has been fun to read at the beginning but once I got halfway through it started to get boring,

especially with all the same repeatedly used adverbs and adjectives.

 

I'm convinced it would have been possible to describe the 3-hours-

sexathlon in fewer words/paras and get on paper the essence:

- of this hot encounter (reviewer's take)

- of the escorts qualities (big tool, great stamina as a fucker

and his transformation from friendly-considerate to safe, but wild-

animal-fuck-machine, lol!

 

On the other side this lengthy saga gives the "firsttime-reviewer"

and the escort (1st review) some credit: by reading it you clearly get a feel of the reviewers enthusiasm. And finally I doubt that any escort (writing his own review as an ad, lol) would undergo the trouble to compose such a novel.

 

Just my 2 cents, have a pleasant day

ortrud45

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

> And finally I

>doubt that any escort (writing his own review as an ad, lol)

>would undergo the trouble to compose such a novel.

>

 

I'll take the opposing side on this one. IMO why would any intelligent articulate escort go the the effort to write his own review to launch or re-energize his business unless he went to the effort to do it effectively. Otherwise, not only misspent effort but a misspent opportunity. BTW, I'm not leveling an accusation about the referenced escort review, only making a general comment.

 

That being said there probably are more than a few that don't take much effort given the large number of escorts that use really piss-poor photos supposedly selected to attract customers. Seems a lot of these guys have forgotten the addage "put your best foot forward". :o

[JT Brooklyn]

Sorry Guys."War & Peace" as a Review doesn't fly with me! This Encounter IF True, defintely sounds like a "I need a First Review" PITCH..Let us SEE if "History" repeats itself, by other than "ALL" First Time Reviewer's..He is in NYC.. so I am sure someone Reading this will decide to take a Ride with Mr.HOT! OR Maybe NOT! :+

[Guest skrubber]

Oh man it was painful. Sooooo long.

[Mouth]

I've erred on the side of too much detail, but after the third round of dripping, red hot, pussy hole, etc., I was beginning to think--"someone, please--get me an editor!"

 

I hate it when people keep their encounters to themselves, especially if it is about someone I might be interested in, but this one was like reading the phone book--endless. Glad he had a good time. But less would have been so much more.

 

I'm sure the escort is laughing. And I'll bet he's got more business than he can handle. Just hope he lives up to his new stud status!

[trilingual]

Maybe we should put some guidelines for writing a review at the top of that page? There really is such a thing as a happy medium. The "I'll keep the details private" type of posting isn't what I'd call a review because it provides no useful information to other M4Mers (although it might at least verify the physical characteristics of the escort in question). The Jeff Z review is WAY too much!

 

To be meaningful and useful to other M4Mers, a review needs some detail about what the reviewer and the escort did together. There's no need to be coy or secretive here: this is an anonymous site where everyone uses pseudonyms! Writing a useful review means describing whether the escort was a top or bottom, or both; what he does orally; does he kiss well; was he was clean and professional; did he paid attention to the client's needs; did he lived up to his physical description and his advertising; was he was friendly and affectionate, or sullen and detached; etc. On the other hand, a thrust-by-thrust replay like the Jeff Z "review" is unnecessary.

 

Please remember, guys, that people reading the reviews are trying to get sufficient information about an escort rapidly so they can make a decision about hiring or not. Usually prospective clients look at various reviews before making up their minds. Nobody wants to spend 15 minutes reading every quivering detail of someone's encounter with some particular escort. If someone wants to write amateur porn, there are plenty of other on-line websites where they can post their stories. When writing a review, think of it as writing a book report or class paper: 250 to 500 words should be more than enough in most cases!!!

[Guest ChgoBoy]

Personally, I believe the whole review was just a hoax. I just cant believe anyone would review an escort in such an over the top manner. It has no credibility to me. A cheap Jackie Collins novel has more truth to it....:-(

[JT Brooklyn]

Totally Agree with Chgo..As far as this guy getting Business, from this BLAH-BLAH Review, I doubt it! Let's see if Jeff Z boithers to comment to those of us, who "donot believe" this "Movie" ever took place in REAL LIFE! :+

[Guest ChgoBoy]

>Totally Agree with Chgo..As far as this guy getting Business,

>from this BLAH-BLAH Review, I doubt it! Let's see if Jeff Z

>boithers to comment to those of us, who "donot believe" this

>"Movie" ever took place in REAL LIFE! :+

 

JT, be careful what you wish for...the response could be another 15 minute read.....

x(

[mansniffing]

"put your best foot forward"

 

Yes Tampa Yankee, I wish the escorts would put their best "foot" forward in their photos. Shots with feet showing get my attention.

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

> A cheap Jackie Collins novel...

 

Redundant? :o

[Guest ChgoBoy]

>> A cheap Jackie Collins novel...

>

>Redundant? :o

 

Nice catch

:+

[JT Brooklyn]

Chgoboy..OMG..Never thought about that..That Response could easily go for 15-30 mins with "His" Version, being even more Overkill, and Flattering... LOL ...BUT I have a feeling it ain't gonna happen! I think this is just another Urban(NYC) Myth! LOL

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

>Yes Tampa Yankee, I wish the escorts would put their best

>"foot" forward in their photos. Shots with feet showing get my

>attention.

>

 

Me too but only when they are framing and ass and dick. }(