Unlucky experiences

[Guest JT]

Hey, anyone else out there has some unlucky experiences with an escort. Please tell!

 

I'll start with mine. After more than a month of planning, scheduling and anticipating, I've successfully arranged to meet one of my dream "escorts". On the date of our overnight appointment, he had to leave in the middle of the night because he wasn't feeling well. Of course I was disappointed. But what could I do. It was just pure bad luck on my part, I guessed!

And it wasn't even Friday the 13th!

 

JT

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

These things happen... the guys are human too. I had a similar experience once... he was a real trooper but no match for the little bug. You now what they say -- "Any wreck you can walk away from is a good wreck"! Just to keep this in perspective for both of us -- this was just a minor disappointment as your post indicates, nowhere near a trajedy.

[N.N.]

One afternoon about five years ago, I went to an escort's

apartment in San Francisco for an incall. While we were

getting to know one another, I noticed a guitar in his room

and asked if I could take a look at it. He said sure. After

a couple seconds of examining it I noted it was horrendously

out of tune, not even close. He told me he it was fine, he

was able to get a good tone from it. Uh huh.

 

We started fooling around, and when I went to give him a

blowjob I found crabs in his crotch. I told him about this,

and he said no, that couldn't be. I pulled a louse off him

and we went to the window to look at it in the light, at

which point he said yeah, that's a crab.

 

We curtailed the session and I gave him a ride to a Walgreens

store.

 

It sure wasn't the kind of an experience I was looking for,

but to look at the bright side, I'd say that in its own way

it was a more *memorable* experience than many a session

I've had with an escort. And he didn't ask for any money.

[Guest jizzdepapi]

Just curious, N.N.: Was the guitar out of tune because it too had crabs or are the escort with crabs and the guitar without tone unrelated pheonomena?

 

Jizz

 

P.S.: Which was more important?

[Guest JT]

"These things happen... the guys are human too."

 

I completely agree with you, TY! Plus the "guy" is a very nice person and that experience definitely WON'T stop me from seeing him again.

 

 

"this was just a minor disappointment as your post indicates, nowhere near a trajedy."

 

True. It's not a trajedy but a disappointment nonetheless, because I don't get to see escorts very often and I do think he is a very special guy.

 

JT (not a drama queen --- not that there is anything wrong with it!)

[Guest JT]

>Just curious, N.N.: Was the guitar

>out of tune because it

>too had crabs or are

>the escort with crabs and

>the guitar without tone unrelated

>pheonomena?

 

 

Jizz, I think the answer to your question may be this: an escort with crab can play a out-of-tone guitar just fine!

 

 

>I pulled a louse off him

>and we went to the window to look at it in the light, at

>which point he said yeah, that's a crab.

 

NN, honestly, this must be one of the funniest kodak moments I've ever read. Seriously, have you thought about writing a "romantic comedy"? I bet it would be a BIG HIT!

 

 

JT

[Guest jc92103]

How many times have we prepared our homes and filled the evening with anticipation only to have the escort be a no show and no call? Happened to me 6 times in 3 years! Hired a cute little San Diego Twink a while back. Asked beforehand if he was a kisser...no problem!...he says. When the kissing began he informed me that kissing in the mouth required a fifty dollar tip! So much for the mood! It is nice to see a thread that points out the complaints of the clients as opposed to those of the escorts. my line of thinking is that for $300 an hour you should be willing to overlook ALOT!

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

YIKES, see now, you got me worked up again>>>>>>>>

 

 

 

*It is nice to see a thread that points out the complaints of the clients as opposed to those of the escorts.*

 

From the remark I guess I am to assume we (escorts) get to sound off quite a bit here in the Message center our complaints about the clients. ********LONG PAUSE**********

 

 

*my line of thinking is that for $300 an hour you should be willing to overlook ALOT!*

 

Try sticking your face into a horses ass and taking a nice big long slurp right from the puckering hole, it remarkably resembles most individuals that dont brush and gargle properly before meeting.

 

 

I will probably take a major beating from the usual people over this, but I am sorry. I have CHOSEN to work in a line of work that is considered by most (even here in this circle of participants) a trashy, sleazy job. However,,,,,, If I was to remain in a "respectable" job environment, would I be required to lick the piss off of the urinals, maybe scrape the skid marks from the toilets or sort the kitchen garbage by the types of foods that where thrown in simply because I was being paid by the hour? And of course as a result for my misbehavior to you, the employer, I receive a poor recomendation to any other employers I try to apply with because you felt I wasn't a good worker.

 

I know I am taking it to the extreme but nobody.... in any work related situation has to "PUT UP" with things that make you want to vomit just because you paid for your time.

 

Let me take a step back here to state my position again on discrimination. I do not practice nor do I tolerate discrmination. Ask around and my clients will tell you never have I asked for a picture, stats ect. I have only walked from one client in my life. But there is a big difference between discriminating against someone, and politely trying to get the situation into another avenue due to lazyness or neglegence on either part. There are alot of things that I hear being demanded on this site from the clients. Things that are claimed SINS in the clients book of "Escort etiquette" and when the most simple and humane tasks is asked of the client, we are quickly and furiously beaten down to the dirt-eating, dirty hookers that you feel we are.

 

I am sorry......... but you can pay me $3,000 for the hour and if you still havent bathed, brushed and for christ sake clean out like a good bottom boy, I am not going anywhere near it. So go write your review on how I am not a very responsive, no passion ect because I would lick your dirty hole or kiss your 3 days of garlic eating, cigarette smoking, beer drinking mouth.

 

LOL, lord I get upset about this topic huh???

 

Don't take this as a slap to you,,,,it wasnt. It was a slap at the whole situation, the rebuttle today listed, and many many more I have seen as well as threads posted.

 

Enough said, I love my job and the different situations and people I meet almost everyday. I know I wont get any backup or cheers from the escort stands,,, mostly because when we do try to say something, our business is at jeopardy, or for fear of responses like the one above stated and making us appear to be bitter, just in it for the money ect.

 

I will conclude with this. If you are going on a date, treat it like one. Bathe, brush, deoderant (no I didnt mean the leather daddies or bears that get into smelly pits) clean underware for god sakes, and if you are inclined to helium heels syndrom when a big ole hard cock comes near your back end, then do the proper and decent thing and make sure everything is in order if you know what I mean. And ya know what? We really can over look ALOT. Lets get it on!!!!!!

 

Is this really too much to ask????????

 

Probably Not Making Very Many Smile Right Now : )

Michael Johnson

http://www.geocities.com/michaeljohnsonxxx/index.htm

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

Almost forgot, if you (escorts) have additional charges and hidden fees from what you agreed upon..... you are a crook, liar and thief, Mean what you say and say what you mean.

[Guest N]

Isn't the easy solution to suggest a shower?

 

N

[+ deej]

I know I wont get any backup or cheers from the escort stands

 

And I think that's a shame. We hear clients bitching about bad escorts all the time, but I know that it's just as easy to be a bad client.

 

Your post will get no complaints from me.

[Guest Kenny]

"Try sticking your face into a horses ass and taking a nice big long slurp right from the puckering hole, it remarkably resembles most individuals that dont brush and gargle properly before meeting.".....

 

"I am sorry......... but you can pay me $3,000 for the hour and if you still havent bathed, brushed and for christ sake clean out like a good bottom boy, I am not going anywhere near it. So go write your review on how I am not a very responsive, no passion ect because I would lick your dirty hole or kiss your 3 days of garlic eating, cigarette smoking, beer drinking mouth."

 

I THINK THE POSTER SAID SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT THAT FOR A $50 TIP, HE WOULD HAVE DONE ALL OF THE ABOVE??

 

 

Probably Not Making Very Many Smile Right Now : )

 

YOU THINK SO? I WONDER WHY

[Guest DCescortBOY]

Cheering & Backing Up

 

hey michael... i'm breaking my self-imposed exile from the boards only this once, and just for you! :-)

 

i fully support, cheer on, back up, and APPLAUD everything you said in your post. you've said it well, so i won't bother repeating.

 

and you managed to be civil & humorous all the while...

why not move out here to the East Coast & we'll get married

 

back into exile for me...

[Guest DCescortBOY]

RE: Cheering & Backing Up

 

oh my G-D!!! he's uncut too!

now i DO want to marry him

 

 

goodbye trolly people

(Julie Andrews in The Princess Diaries)

NOTE: that is TROLLY, as in Street Car

[Guest WorldEscrt Sean]

RE: Cheering & Backing Up

 

You have my total support as well.

[Guest allansmith63]

Michael

 

...helium heels syndrome...

 

...bravissimo - what a wonderful description...rotflmao...

 

Allan

[Matt_Vancouver]

>Try sticking your face into a

>horses ass and taking a

>nice big long slurp right

>from the puckering hole, it

>remarkably resembles most individuals that

>dont brush and gargle properly

>before meeting.

 

Stop you're turning me on: )

matt(disgusted)

http://go.to/mattsplace

matt_escort@yahoo.com

[Matt_Vancouver]

I was said 'sick boy' and I promise to make it up to you JT.

Matt(get's colds too, even though he is superhuman: )

http://go.to/mattsplace

matt_escort@yahoo.com

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

Please understand I wasnt directing everything to the poster above me, some of it was and some was in general

[Guest JT]

Hey Matt, I know you will. Do you want me to bring you some chicken soup?

 

OMG, I had no intention to start this thread for the purpose of attacking any escorts. Not at all. I didn't reveal the identity of the escort because I don't think it's his fault that he got sick. No one wants something like that to happen. Believe it or not, I was just thinking about my own bad luck (unlucky experiences) and disappointment , and hopefully someone here would be so kind to give me some cyber hugs and kisses!

 

JT (winking at Matt)

[Guest cp8036]

Michael,

 

For myself, one thing that makes these boards worthwhile is the feedback from the "other" side. Too bad some uptight folks find it necessary to beat you up. I like to hear what are bad things from an escorts point of view. Endless complaints from bitter clients gets old.

 

No one should have to deal with a dirty guy... if a date, a client, or an escort. How do you deal with someone whose hygiene is remiss? Do you suggest a shower...gargle? Do they comply?

 

This problem goes both ways. Recently, while topping a guy, I had to stop as he wasn't "prepared" down there. I couldn't hold my nose or pretend not to be disgusted. I jumped to the bathroom took off the condon, and clean off down there.

 

A year ago I contacted a younger escort, and he asked if I could pick him up and then drive to my place. As we drove to my place, he asked could we stop at BurgerKing to get a bite to eat. He got an order of french fies and ketchup. In my car he proceed to stuff his face. Looking at him with grease and ketchup smeared over his face and hands, I thought he wasn't a good choice. So I gave him $20 and dropped him off at the train.

 

Too bad all of us have to deal with people who don't have some common courtesy. Best of luck

[Guest Zach DC]

This topic comes up often, the cleanness of a client.

 

I always keep a large tray of mints, candy, and gum conspicuously placed near my doorway. It's great for people arriving or leaving with less than fresh breath. And I always keep mouthwash and inexpensive unopened toothbrushes sitting out in the bathroom.

 

While I've never met a client who was dirty, if it happened, I would politely suggest he or we take a shower first. And of course, I've had clients who's butts weren't cleaned out. No big deal, some less experienced men simply don't know how to clean themselves back there. Hell, even with an experienced bottom and careful preparation, sometimes shit still happens.

 

When fucking a client, if I run into that problem, I always keep a bunch of unopened Fleet enemas in my bathroom. I'm happy to explain how to clean himself out. And if he's comfortable, I'm eager to do it for him.

 

Now here's different advice from sdmuscl4hire. He suggests:

 

>Try sticking your face into a horses ass and

>taking a nice big long slurp right from the

>puckering hole, it remarkably resembles

>most individuals that dont brush and gargle

>properly before meeting.

 

Sorry, SD, I've never had my face anywhere near a horse's asshole. And I must pass on your invitation. But even though I've never been there, I'm certain about this--I've never met any person or engaged in any intimacy that remotely resembles what you've described.

 

I'm curious, are you advertising your services in magazines like Barn World or Horse Fancy? And if you are taking on four-legged clients, I hope you only rim studs that are hosed off first. Or better yet, use dental dams.

[Guest jc92103]

How did this thread go so wrong? I thought it was about the things that ESCORTS do to make a date go wrong. All we ever here about is the other side of the story. We have the right to now and then as well. For the record; I have perfect teeth and breath, I always OVER shower before a date and my home is clean and fresh. I respect escorts AND hustlers as a fellow human being, because of this I will always pay $300 an hour. I don't care if they quote $50, treat me well and you will be well compensated. I don't ask for much at all. In fact, I have never asked an escort to suck my dick, lick my butt or fuck me. My only requests have been for passionate kissing, an eager bottom and once in a while a reasonable attempt at chewing my nipples off. That's it! Pretty basic stuff one would think. So many escorts have to throw in that attitude that they are only here because THEY decided to allow me to touch them. Excuse me but you are here because I decided to pay you to be here. There are a few escorts who get it, most do not. If I say I want to meet at 10 PM...I expect you here at 10 pm. If the escort is the professional that most claim to be they would arrive 15 minutes early and wait outside so they would be on time. If I say I want to deep kiss, and you agree...that's it! Do it! Latly, why do so many escorts feel they have the right to end the session as soon as I have cum? What happened to the hour? My problem is most likely the fact the I am only interested in twinks. Most twinks are flakes...but pretty little flakes So my point again was...SHUT UP and let us clients vent a bit! Now I am going to post tjis and start a new thread on the problems caused by having so many escorts named corey, sean and travis!!!!

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

Hmmmm well I guess after everything is said and done, you win the Martha Stewart award for being so prepared and thorough.

 

Now if you could wipe the smirk off your face for feeling like you just outwitted and conquered this whole discussion, might I be able to point out, it was simply my way of expressing how I feel about dealing with clients that have not bathed after 8 hours of sitting in their chair at work, possibly had a bowel movement and quite positive urinated during the day. (see I can be a contemptuous queeny ass too and act like I am so intellegent using correct grammer)

 

The reason for my even bringing the discussion up, if you would have read thoroughly and not grabbed at the chance to make yourself sound so COOL and SUAVE, is the simple statement of " my line of thinking is that for $300 an hour you should be willing to overlook ALOT!"

 

Now reread my post!

 

And yes, I expected someone to come along and try to discredit me and make my post look like I was some stupid kid with an attitude.

 

Michael Johnson

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

Thats is all I see here is you venting, please tell me where there is a thread posted of escorts venting on how bad the clients are?