Unfulfilled Fantasies?

[Guest WetDream]

Have any sexual fantasies that will probably never be fulfilled? Some of mine are: 1) Getting a blow job from a double-reed player. 2) Having a long session of flat-out sex with a contortionist. 3) Doing it with a cutie on G. Washington's nose at Mt. Rushmore -- and being watched by thousands of tourists with binoculars.

[Guest BenDover]

The one fantasy I have is greeting two Mormon Missionaries at the front door, inviting them in to hear their speil, and ending up in a rough and tumble three-way. Probably not gonna' happen.

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

My Major fantasy as a boy was to sleep with a porn star. Well I did that, however didnt at the time even know it. I was a pretty unaware young man as he is very well known lol) (what a lame ass fuck too). I have done so now and gotten paid for it. Pretty cool

 

My next fantasy to complete is twins, I know its been done over and over again but I want it. If not twins at least brothers. God i must have Kentucky roots in me somewhere.

 

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[RM]

Hmmmm. I don't know if twins are such a fantasy. Maybe I should ask my twin brother. We're 50 yo, never had sex together. He's getting a bit overweight, though. Maybe if you give the "twin discount" we can try your service.

[guyinsf]

I assume we're talking about SEXUAL fantasies here...

 

My biggest fantasy is being gang banged by about a dozen handsome, muscular, young men. Why this isn't going to happen: (1) It would be awfully expensive to hire that many guys at once, and I don't think I could find a dozen such guys who wanted to participate in that scene, with me, for free. (2) I actually think that I enjoy the fantasy much more than I would enjoy the reality anyway.

 

I also fantasize about getting fucked "for hours". When I'm getting fucked, however, I either get so excited that I cum and then don't want to get fucked again for a while (the usual scenario) or neither the top nor I cums for quite a while and I get tired of all of the "in and out".

 

In my non-sexual fantasy, I'm singing "Midnight Train to Georgia" and the Pips are singing behind me.

[Guest DickHo]

Thank you...this was very funny!

[Traveller]

>In my non-sexual fantasy, I'm singing

>"Midnight Train to Georgia" and

>the Pips are singing behind

>me.

 

If the Pips were twin Mormon contortionists, I think we'd have a threefer.

 

Later.