My reign of terror continues.......

[Okliehomo]

Yesterday, as I was preparing for yet another escort adventure, my cell phone rang and it was my "date" for the evening. He was supposed to fly in at 6 pm and was supposed to catch an 11 am flight out of SF. Well, it's 10am his time and he is calling to tell me that he woke up with an eye infection, that he has been to his eye doctor and do I want to cancel??? I thought that was very classy of him to call and give me the option. He even said that he would pay the penalty to rebook the ticket if I chose to reschedule the appt. I asked, how bad is it?? Thinking, cyclops.. He said, I've looked better. I took a moment to consider my options and decided that a) I have been looking forward to this for months and b)I was horny as Hell to see him having been staging my own festival of his films and c) that I really wasn't planning to stare longingly into his eyes all evening anyway. My interests lay much further south and around the corner and he claimed all of that was working just fine. So, I said, come on down. I'll buy a patch and we'll have sort of a pirate theme.....

 

Well, he calls me from Denver and says that the plane is on time. I am encouraged by this because the last two times I have flown escorts thru Denver the planes were over an hour late. I am thinking that things are going my way, in spite of the whole Patch Adams thing. I get to the airport and big surprise, the flight is delayed for almost 2 hours...because of the driving rainstorm that I had just driven thru...So, I have a fit big enough to warrant Security intervention, and then, just sit there and sulk and wait it out.

 

While I am sulking, I am also reviewing my last couple of escort debaucles and it begins to dawn on me that there is a definate pattern emerging, that my luck has begun to turn. I mean, I have hired many, many men over the last two and a half years and never had even a late plane before. Unless you count the fact that Marco Ferreti always missed his "fly" and made me wait for his hot little Latin ass. But in the last month alone this has happened:

 

In May, I was scheduled to see a guy from Dallas after many months of trying to set this up. He calls me the week before and everything is cool. He emails me the day before and says that he caught his dick in his zipper and did some serious damage, can we reschedule? So, we did..

 

Then, my whole Eastern European diarrhea/fever/chills disappointment...

 

Then just this Tuesday night, my July 3 "date" calls from his hospital bed and says that he needs to reschedule because he cut his arm a couple of weeks before and has developed a massive infection that almost spread to his chest and the doctors won't release him...

 

And now, the eye infection and the REALLY late plane...

 

I began to ponder, is it me? Is my Ten Most Wanted list really a Wanted; Dead or Alive list now? Is someone (God, Jerry Falwell, the ghost of Ronald Reagan...though I hesitate to link God with those two) trying to tell me something? Do I need to quit before I risk the health and well being of all escorts everywhere? I mean, I am selfishly taking the chance that I will ruin it all for everyone? Maybe I should start to hire only escorts with bad reviews? Or maybe,(sigh) I should just quit before someone really gets hurt..like Kristian or Colby Worth or Steve Jordan or newly discovered rentboy Kent Larson or Ty from Portland or (shudder) Bill....

 

Now, I fully realize that the escorts who have suffered these ills have withstood far greater problems than I have....I am just asking, does the worm turn? And should you know when to say when? Mainly, I am just sharing...

 

I intend to share more soon, because my Pirate escort was Jason Branch, and boys, as you will hear from my forthcoming glowing review, he was more than worth the wait........just to see that ass.

 

Okiehomo

[bigguyinpasadena]

Oaklie,it sounds like you are pretty well heeled.Why don't you take some long weekend trips(1 0r 2 a month)and see these fellas on their own turf.

You would get tons of frequent flyer miles(happy to coach you on this if you would like)as well as some fun travel opp's.

This sounds like way to much hassle having to depend on all the stars aligning to get laid.

[+ Axiom2001]

Man, after reading what you wrote with much interest and empathy, my only suggestion is that perhaps you should attempt to develop "patience or steel" and prepare for the worse after setting up your hot dates! If a long awaited escort has to cancel, so be it, and try to go with the flow. After all there are more serious scenarios in one's life.

 

Last year I had set up a date with Ricardo (SF), my friend and gorgeous hunk from Sao Paulo. The day of the date he emailed me stating that he'd cut his big dick while shaving his pubes. One could only imagine all of the images that deluged my mind. Well, Ricardo offered to see me with a bandage adorning his appenditure or to postpone! Because of my anticipation-- I was saddened, but most of my thoughts focused on the severity of his cut. I decided to postpone. And I am very glad that I did. When we met again-- both of us really, really got into each other; perhaps the delay enhanced the sex!

 

(BTW I've seen Ricardo over six times within the past two years; he's a pure "hottie" --, and I'd highly recommend him to you. Read my reviews of him!) :9 :-) :9

[Donnie]

>So, I

>have a fit big enough to warrant Security intervention, and

>then, just sit there and sulk and wait it out.

 

Hey Alexis Carrington, it's just sex. Chill out or stop hiring.

[Okliehomo]

Hey Mr Osmond,

 

If you were paying what I was paying to bring Jason Branch all the way to OKC, you might want every minute to count, too... and for the record, I was being more sarcastic about my luck than really traumatized and if you didn't get that, then, well, I guess you should read a little slooooooooooow-er next time.

 

Thanks everyone else for getting the point.

 

OK

[Donnie]

>Thanks everyone else for getting the point.

 

Earth to Okliehomo: "everyone else" consists of just two posters out of the approximately 2,000 that are registered here, one of whom advised you to take a trip because "This sounds like way to much hassle" and the other suggested you "attempt to develop 'patience of steel.'" Sounds like they got the same point I got, dude.