Does Anyone Know Mark from Chicago?

[scudman]

Hey Guys,

 

There is a guy named Mark with a Chicago area code phone number advertising in Rentboy.com. He is posting that he's in Dallas right now. I've tried to check to see if has any reviews, but I can't seem to find any. The "Marks" reviewed under Chicago don't match his pics or description. Does anyboy have any feedback on him?

 

His pics look very hot, but I've found that more often than not I end up having disappointing encounters with advertising escorts if they have no reviews.

 

Here's a link to his pic, if it works.

 

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/9470/pictures/9470_1.jpg

 

Otherwise try http://www.rentboy.com and go to "find boys" in TX-Dallas.

 

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

 

Thanks,

 

Scud

[scudman]

C'mon, doesn't anybody know this guy? I'm thinking I'm going to go ahead and set something up with him this week, but I'd sure like to know what I'm getting into.

 

I'll post a review if I hook up with him.

[Guest lookin4lust]

I'd like to know how it goes. I almost hooked up with him Thanksgiving. He sounded nice on the phone.

[scudman]

When am I going to learn??!?

 

Well, I went ahead and met up with Mark from Chicago, and--surprise, surprise--it was very disappointing. I really need to remember that when a guy with really hot pictures has no review, there is a reason for it!

 

He wasn't awful, just dissatisfying. He seemed to be an ok, nice kind of guy. He had a pretty good body, not as cut as the picture, but he's in good shape. He wasn't ugly, but wasn't all that cute either, and I'm pretty sure he's a little older than his advertised 35 years. He actually reminded me quite a bit of Chris Cooper, you know the actor that won the Oscar for "Adaptation" and was in "Lone Star" and a ton of other movies. Again, not unattractive, but also not someone that I would pay to roll around with in the hay.

 

And that was the real problem. He was agonizingly uninspired when we got together. Zero chemistry, no passion, minimal touching--he just laid on top of me and expected me to have a good time. He did kiss, which was decent, but not much else. I guess I'm just spoiled, but I'm a moderately attractive guy and I'm used to having escorts have a good time (or at least not have much trouble ACTING like they're having a good time) with me.

 

So... I'll just chalk it up as a lesson learned (or re-learned, unfortunately). I'll write a review for future consumption, but you guys help me remember: ix-nay on the iring-hay unless there is a good eview-ray on oo-Boy-Hay.

 

Deflatedly yours,

 

Scud

:-(

[KY_TOP]

RE: When am I going to learn??!?

 

Hey Scud...Thanks for diving into the water. Every once in a while someone has to take a chance or we wouldn't know about all the New Guys out there. Sorry It didn't go so well and I completely understand not wanting to stray from the Guys with Reviews. I visit Chicago fairly regular and find that guy's pic attractive. Guess I will stick to my Chicago Regulars.