Fin Fang Foom And Trent Foster's Cock Size

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

Rather than deconstruct a tedious response to a so-so review, I'd like to make one observation.

 

In Trent "Even After Thousands Of Calls I'm Still Paranoid About Being An Escort And Don't Like People Invading My Space" Fosters' response, he says:

 

Only an idiot would mistaken nine inches as being 6 inches

 

And only a liar would say he has a 9" cock when in fact he doesn't.

 

Compare Trent "Even After Thousands Of Calls I'm Still Paranoid About Being An Escort And Don't Like People Invading My Space" Fosters' cock to Chad Hunt's. Chad's cock is 9" (I've measured it) - Trent "Even After Thousands Of Calls I'm Still Paranoid About Being An Escort And Don't Like People Invading My Space" Fosters' is a thick 7".

 

This guy doesn't know how to tell the truth about even the simplest of things.

 

Truthfully yours,

 

FFF

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

Rather than deconstruct a tedious response to a so-so review, I'd like to make one observation.

 

In Trent "Even After Thousands Of Calls I'm Still Paranoid About Being An Escort And Don't Like People Invading My Space" Fosters' response, he says:

 

Only an idiot would mistaken nine inches as being 6 inches

 

And only a liar would say he has a 9" cock when in fact he doesn't.

 

Compare Trent "Even After Thousands Of Calls I'm Still Paranoid About Being An Escort And Don't Like People Invading My Space" Fosters' cock to Chad Hunt's. Chad's cock is 9" (I've measured it) - Trent "Even After Thousands Of Calls I'm Still Paranoid About Being An Escort And Don't Like People Invading My Space" Fosters' is a thick 7".

 

This guy doesn't know how to tell the truth about even the simplest of things.

 

Truthfully yours,

 

FFF

[+ Lucky]

Another positive contribution from the Fanger.

So he actually measures his escorts to make sure they live up to their claims?

[+ Lucky]

Another positive contribution from the Fanger.

So he actually measures his escorts to make sure they live up to their claims?

[Guest jeffOH]

I can't comment on the size of Trent Foster's dick, but the measuring tape in my ass says that Chad Hunt's cock is more like 10" in length and 8" around.}(

 

JEFF [email protected]

[Guest jeffOH]

I can't comment on the size of Trent Foster's dick, but the measuring tape in my ass says that Chad Hunt's cock is more like 10" in length and 8" around.}(

 

JEFF [email protected]

[dick_nyc]

You just demonstrated the difference inspiring the guy can mean to the dimension.

[dick_nyc]

You just demonstrated the difference inspiring the guy can mean to the dimension.

[Donnie]

Yet another vitally important post from Fin Fang "My-only-claim-to-fame-is-that-I'm-an-infamous-anonymous-poster-on-an-internet-message-board-devoted-to-whores" Foom.

[Guest Les]

Hi Mr. Foom, :7

Last month Trent appeared in Men Magazine where he claimed to have 8 inches.

Here's the contact sheet for everyone to judge:

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/les111/Trent.jpg

[Rick Munroe]

He's looks fuckin' edible with that hair grown in. :9

[VaHawk]

My conservative estimate on the number of cocks I have seen up close and personal in my life would be somewhere in the 3500-4000 range, so I have to go along with FFF and call this one a 7 incher.

 

But as for myself, I DON'T CARE about cock size, as it is far, far down on the list of what turns me on about a man.

 

This arguement settles it for me. From now on, when I open the nightstand drawer to get out condoms and lube, I'm going to pull out a tape measure and insist that the escort let me measure it! After all I wouldn't want to post an "inaccurate" review on HB, as that would make me a trend setter and I really don't think I could handle the celebrity of being one of those. :7

[Guest blahblahblah]

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[Guest fukamarine]

>Yet another vitally important post from Fin Fang

>"My-only-claim-to-fame-is-that-I'm-an-infamous-anonymous-poster-on-an-internet-message-board-devoted-to-whores"

>Foom.

 

Now how did I know this post was from Donnie without even reading his name?

 

fukamarine

[Guest fukamarine]

>Another positive contribution from the Fanger.

>So he actually measures his escorts to make sure they live up

>to their claims?

 

And why not? You go to the butcher and buy 9oz of sirloin - you don't want to unwrap it and find he only gave you 7!

 

fukamarine

[Candyman]

Once again from the mouth that bored. Did what ever gave birth to you suffer a miscarrage or was it just the late term abortion.

[Guest ncm2169]

<My conservative estimate on the number of cocks I have seen up close and personal in my life would be somewhere in the 3500-4000 range.>

 

Piker. ;-)

 

Or, would "blow - hard" be a better choice of words? }(

 

Jeez, what do you do with all your spare time? :+ Sounds like you need to get a hobby.

[VaHawk]

http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/ruinkai/yelcutelaughA.gif

 

Thanks, for the laugh!, but I'm serious and it is true. After all that's not so much for 40 years of sucking cock, is it? Hopefully, I'll have another 40 to go! There's nothing I like to do more and one of the reasons I admire Rick as we have something in common.

 

Just imagine how embarassing it is to list "cock sucking" in the hobbies section of your resume. http://mindscraps.com/s/otn/happy/11zwinky.gif

[Guest DevonSFescort]

This thread is giving me penis envy. But at 6 inches, at least I get fewer toothy blowjobs, and sit comfortably on airplanes. :+