A Minneapolis Escort???

[zackatack]

Why is Minneapolis so short of good escorts? Has anyone noticed that besides me? I am looking for a young, smooth bottom boy, is that to much to ask? There has to be one out there or a new guy thinking about it! HELP guys!!!

[+ Lucky]

I have not noticed it.

[Rod Hagen]

Dude, it's Minnesota, everyone's too busy swatting Mosquitoes and gagging on Lutefisk.

[Guest elwood]

Don't know if he's still escorting,but Eric Hsiao is a superb escort...........a young,smooth bottom who is friendly,intelligent and quite charming and very professional.

[Karl-G]

Of course you are right; there are none. And it is a puzzle. With the large gay community in the Cities, and the large number of colleges and universities with lots of young guys (who ought to need money and desire fun), you would think there would be plenty. How Philadelphia comes to have such a superb service like Premier and Minneapolis has none is very strange. Would some entrepreneur like to start a Premier of Minneapolis? However, you might try Johan, who is smooth and sexy.

[Rod Hagen]

A very good friend of mine ran a Minneapolis Escort agency from around1981-84. He tells me he made a killing.

 

I lived in Minnesota for 25 years and I can tell you in one word why there aren't more escorts in Minnesota: Puritanism. Gay guys in MSP look down their Wasp-noses at any guy who's not living, or at least seeking, a white-picket-fence existence. And guys who’d like to pursue something off-kilter are scared straight by MSP’s very gossipy, gay, community.

[+ Lucky]

Isn't "gossipy gay community" redundant?

[Rod Hagen]

>Isn't "gossipy gay community" redundant?

 

Not if by mentioning it, I mean especially gossipy.

[+ Lucky]

But you said "very gossipy" not "especially gossipy." Could you please clear up my confusion? And be kind, I did bump your escort travel post!:-)

[+ SundayZip]

Hey zack...

 

I definitely agree that there's an absence of escorts in Minneapolis. What can we do except travel? I'm thinking about starting a support group for guys who want escorts but can only get them with the added cost and hassle of airfare. Want to join?

 

Leo

[Rod Hagen]

in this instance "very" means "especially".

[duke37]

You know thats a pretty good idea. If you and a few other guys who hire in Minneapolis decided to pool your money for a plane ticket, I think you could get any guy you wanted to come there for you.

 

Of course you would all have to agree to hire the guy during that time and you would have to agree on a guy. Big problem. grin

 

In theory it should work.

 

Would any escorts have a problem with an arrangement to have a few appts lined up to justify flying in to a city you don't routinely visit?

 

Jeff

[Guest GldnMuscle]

Speaking as a native Minnesotan, this is an puritanical environment; however, when discretion is observed and respect is exercised, one can find and negotiate companionship in the most unlikely places.

 

P.S. Rod, I remember you from your time in MN and have admired you from afar but the opportunity to connect never presented itself. I'm pleased to hear your comments and wish you all the best.

[ad rian]

>Speaking as a native Minnesotan, this is an puritanical

>environment; however, when discretion is observed and

>respect is exercised, one can find and negotiate

>companionship in the most unlikely places.

 

Could you be more explicit? I am heading there in September, and I like to go local when I travel so importing something with me is not an option. Also, does the puritanical think lead to limited demand or limited supply? I am not sure I understand what is going on there.

[Guest GldnMuscle]

ad rian,

 

To answer your question; depending on your type I'd suggest you do one of three things.

1. Check out the dancers at the 90's on Fri & Sat, Brass Rail

Thurs-Sat or Lucy's on Weds., if you see someone you like, tip them a buck or two and compliment them. Do this several times to gain there interests. After making some friendly chat, ask if they ever do private parties. Their answer will let you know the rest.

 

2. Check out the MN chatroom at Gay.com. Usually during the early afternoon you'll find a couple guys with "massage" or "escort" in their screen name. Make sure you get them to send you a pic.

 

3. When you visit the above mentioned Bars and add The Saloon this list, pick a bartender and order from that bartender only and tip him well. After a few times find a "Discreet" moment to let him know you're looking for some company and if he knows of anyone in the club. This works ocassionally but most of the time the bartenders are clueless.

 

The main point to remember with finding an escort in MN is "Discretion" and patients.

 

Good luck

[MinnGuy]

>Why is Minneapolis so short of good escorts?

I am looking for a young, smooth

>bottom boy, is that to much to ask?

 

I have been hiring escorts in Minneapolis for several years and have found that a few of them advertise as Tops, when in actuality they became quite "versatile" as the appointment progressed. I don't know if the chemistry just seemed to work in my favor with those particular guys or if it was my lucky day. For the record, I am an attractive (I've been told) 33 y/o in good shape who strictly is a top. However, I have been a pretty regular client the past couple years with a strictly Top escort, Marchelo. He is mid-20's and has very smooth, soft skin. Although, neither he nor I will bottom, we've found some very pleasant ways to be sure that my needs are satisfied. You might want to give him a try. He's reviewed on this site.

[Guest TAC]

Ian from The Agency Chicago is based in Minn. His information can be found at http://www.TheAgencyChicago.com Ian's photo is located in the Second Gallery

[Guest figaro]

It is quiet. The few good ones are sometimes diffcult to contact.

Minneapolis used to be quite fun with at least 3 male brothels.

One could go to a funky Victorian mansion on Portland and visit the

'construction worker' for the fuck of a lifetime from his 10' dick

or a session with the 'doctor' for an extensive prostate exam and fuck.

 

Or the 'arena' massages in St Louis Park where two oe three clients would be in a big room and 'masseurs' would rotate from one to the other and you could sample each one's wares.

 

I became quite fond of the service off Franklin - beautiful guys and very accommodating. Going rates in all these places were in the $35.00 range - but I always tipped generously.

 

Unfortunatley they eventually all got out of control and were shut down by the police, I believe.

 

figaro

[Guest unclejoe66]

THERE IS NO SEXIER ESCORT IN THE MIDWEST THAN JOHANN IN MINNEAPOLIS

H OOZES SEX FROM EVERY CELL OF HIS MAGNIFICENT BODY

YOUNG AGGRESSIVE TOP WHO IS CLEANLINESS PERSONIFIED