A few new pics after the surgery :-)

[jacobno]

Hey kids,

 

I had my elfhead removed and took a few pictures to celbrate the new liberated me. I had enough voices in my one head without another one on my shoulder. }>

 

http://home.bellsouth.net/coDataImages/bellsouthpwp/Groups/34/34715/folders/17290/94280k2.jpg

 

http://home.bellsouth.net/coDataImages/bellsouthpwp/Groups/34/34715/folders/17290/94283pornfordays.jpg

 

http://home.bellsouth.net/coDataImages/bellsouthpwp/Groups/34/34715/folders/17290/94288grayscalesnapshot.jpg

[jacobno]

contact info.

 

http://male4malescorts.com/reviews/jacobno

 

mailto:jacobno@bellsouth.net

[Guest CampusMike]

Well, Jacob, looking at that second photo of you certaintly made voices go off in one of my heads. You look adorable!

[CT Dick]

Yes, I can still see the scar. If you squeeze the juice out of a vitamin E and apply it to the incision, it will heal faster.

 

Did the elf survive the separation?

 

Dick

[Guest DCeBOY]

my opinion... because you all care

 

the bottom pic is quite nice.

cute how you tried tilting your head to the side to hide the incision.

 

if you throw together a website for yourself, i'd advise the pic in message # 3 in the other thread, the top one here, and the bottom one here. maybe the middle one is cool if you flip it around, but as it is, you look like houdini.

 

okay... enough niceness for one day; my system can handle only so much!

come to think of it, enough ME for one day!

[Guest NakedTony]

Jacob, I love your sense of humor and lust after your pictures. You're top on my list of escorts the next time I go down South! :9

[jacobno]

he'll be ok after he stops crying and starts eating again, but he'll survive. Nah, he was just a good friend in town for the weekend.

[marc anthony]

Jake's definitely one of the best you can have!

 

Best of luck to you, cute boy!

[jacobno]

Clenching down real hard

 

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[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Clenching down real hard

 

I want the elf. Fuck Jacob. I think short Irish men, especially if they still have wishes to grant, can be truly adorable.

 

As for clenching, it is easier if you tilt your head to the sun, look out at everything beautiful, relax and then slide down.

 

Breath. Yes, breath. That is what it is all about.

 

http://members.aol.com/franco4hire/3.jpg

 

x( Oh, and pivot with the neck....

[Guest Spunk]

RE: contact info.

 

Jake the pics of you are sweet.

[jacobno]

RE: Clenching down real hard

 

My left side is my better side. I have a little bump like thing kinndha like Gisele's on the side of my nose. Maybe its a new Elfhead. If it grows to full size I'll send it too you. Can I use one of the wishes first?

 

I found one pic with my head turned a la derecha, but its a tad blurry. Can someone send me some muscles please?

 

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[Uncle Bill]

RE: Clenching down real hard

 

Adorable and funny. Hope you let us know if you are ever traveling to Los Angeles. I think that you'd find yourself quite occupied here. Your elf friend would be welcome as well :-)

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

L.A.

 

I have a nice comfortable sofa that is big enough to entertain clients on ....

 

However, if I am not in town you can use the bedroom BUT you will be required to entertain the Twink Hos.

 

xo

 

:-) P.S. Yes, please do send along the new elf head. Kitty needs something to bat around.

[Guest Ant415]

RE: L.A.

 

Jake,

 

Come to SF as well... sure you can fill your dance card.

 

Can you recommend the doctor that took care of your elf head? I have an ex that is a constant pain in my ass, and I would like to get him burned off.

[Guest DCeBOY]

RE: L.A.

 

just for the record, i never dated ant :+

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

For what it is worth

 

Number one is the best, shoot it again, out of doors, in the plaza where the stilt man and the bad artist congregate or by the Imax theater. Yes, just take your shirt off in public, it is New Orleans after all.

 

Just make sure to focus!

 

Number two could be very sexy but stand against a wall, tape the fabric against your pelvis - just be certain, of course, to avoid the pubic here. Take it from a someone with far more body hair on his pelvis than covers your entire body, the tape will be painful to remove. Standing up will make your chest and stomach look better. However, get rid of the print fabric and use a solid color instead and do not raise your arms over your shoulders. You are not Julie Andrews and this is not a publicity still for Victor/Victoria.

 

Number three is the most usable of the three presently as shot but I would still at least resize it and perhaps shoot it from a distance; such a distance will be more charitable. Of course, you are young enough that you are not yet in the need of charity.

[jacobno]

RE: For what it is worth

 

I was thinking maybe instead of having to deal with tape, I could just rent a large industrial fan and make a wintunnel of my own. Whirling, twirling, spinning 'round, my long locks blowing, flowing in the wind, as rolls of silk, cotton, vinyl, wrap and twist around my slim, tight figure. Sounds fun huh. Wonder if I can post that .avi or release a special edition DVD. Think I would do better than Farrah? I mean, Franco, I know she's your uber-idol, but 8000 and still wanting to rub here whitthered breasts against a rough canvas? "Forget it, she wasn't Jonesing."

 

Jazz Festivly yours,

Jake

 

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[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

The Former Mrs. Ryan O'Neal

 

>I was thinking maybe instead of having to deal with tape, I

>could just rent a large industrial fan and make a wintunnel

>of my own. Whirling, twirling, spinning 'round, my long

>locks blowing, flowing in the wind, as rolls of silk,

>cotton, vinyl, wrap and twist around my slim, tight figure.

> Sounds fun huh.

 

You come and camp out at The di Santis abode, I will get Chi Chi La Rue's make up guy to take care of you and we will get the various and sundry Twink Hos to be your fluffers and I will take the damn pictures, deal?

 

I think Southwest will fly you here for $99. Get Marc Anthony to pay your way.

[Guest DCeBOY]

baruch ata adonai elohaynu...

 

jake, pumpkin, i'll be praying for you...

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

A Simple Prayer

 

Oh Goddess Who Nutures Us

Protect Us From Those Who Walk Loudly And Carry A Big Stick

Save Us From Ourselves And From Those Who Would Be Among The First To Judge Us

And Spare Us The Sanctimony Of Those Who Would

[Guest DCeBOY]

RE: A Simple Prayer

 

oh christ... it is a wiccan.

well, at least that explains why i don't like him.

 

here, let me add an emoticon....

:+

 

 

actually, i think it is more his sermonizing than his prayer that bothers me.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Wiccan

 

You mean pagan.

 

And I am actually a follower of the Dali Lama.

 

But thank you for paying such close attention.

[Guest DCeBOY]

RE: Wiccan

 

no, i didn't mean pagan.

if you're going to presume to go around correcting me, all bets are off. expect entire threads.

[jacobno]

Please don't hi-jack my thread.

 

carry this on somewhere else. ANd lets stay constructive please