Choosing An Escort

[Southern Blue Suicide]

Hello,

 

 

Hiring escorts is quickly becoming a fun hobby for me. I find myself becoming more saavy about preferences I have especially when reading an escort's profile or website. Excessive buildup adjectives, too many "come hither" thong photos or nudes & just outright bragging are instant red flags for me. I want to make sure I can relate to the guy on a masculine level...kick back & laugh while having a good time.

 

Early on, I hired an escort who was reviewed heavily & found the first meeting to be an exceptional experience. The second time he was totally wasted, flat out dogged his other clients & bragged about how "hot" he considered himself...negatives to me when conducting business.

 

What factors do other clients use to determine which escort to hire? Any particular red flags that turn you off immediately?

 

 

-Mc-

[Guest Ant415]

When picking an escort out... I usually check or examine:

 

-their teeth... spread their jaw open and inspect for good dental health and brushing habits

-to see if he is published

-where he summers

-a short, hand-written comparison of Tolstoy's works

-fluency in another language

-if any tax leins

-DAR affiliation

-charity and/or community servic

-how big is his cock

-philantrophic efforts

 

 

They above are for short hourly appointments. Overnight engagements are a bit more thorough.

[Guest Dan]

>When picking an escort out... I usually check or examine:

>

>-their teeth... spread their jaw open and inspect for good

>dental health and brushing habits

>-to see if he is published

>-where he summers

>-a short, hand-written comparison of Tolstoy's works

>-fluency in another language

>-if any tax leins

>-DAR affiliation

>-charity and/or community servic

>-how big is his cock

>-philantrophic efforts

>

>

>They above are for short hourly appointments. Overnight

>engagements are a bit more thorough.

 

So are all of these factors weighted equally or on a sliding scale? I mean DAR affiliation really cuts a lot of us out!

 

Gee, hope my grammar is good in this posting! I don't want that to disqualify me!

Dan

:+

[Guest Ant415]

The Tolstoy paper will have more weight. I am surprized you needed to ask.

 

Your grammar is fine, I just hope mine improves.

[Southern Blue Suicide]

Thanks, I retract my post:0) (And they wonder why more people don't post on this site)

 

 

-Mc-

[Traveller]

>Thanks, I retract my post:0) (And they wonder why more

>people don't post on this site)

>

 

I'm sorry, but you can't retract your post. Should you try to do so, the prostitute police will put you under an immediate 6 month suspension and you will be forced to pay double every escort's published rate when hiring said escort for such period.

 

That said, Ant, you must be from CA. Here on the East Coast, the DAR affiliation is far more heavily weighted than the Tolstoy essay (which, in any case, tends to usually be too BK heavy).

 

Next, I can't believe you forgot two important elements: (i) can he spin a large pizza tin on his hard cock for a minimum of 10 minutes while reciting the periodic table of the elements in order and (ii) can he sing the Olympic anthem in Esperanto while standing on his head. This really separates the good from the bad and the ugly out here.

 

Later.

 

PS. Had an all-Canuck weekend. Finally got to test drive Matty from Vancouver. Boy his weenie is certainly bigger than it looks in the pics; and Marcel Deon's bod just keeps getting fucking better. You guys in Miami might want to check out Marcel while he's down there.

[guyinsf]

Some red flags for me:

 

First and foremost, an escort with an unpleasant phone manner. If someone is rude to me on the phone, I don't think I'll enjoy spending time in person with him, much less having sex with him.

 

An escort wanting to make the first phone call to me, as opposed to me calling him. (I don't mind giving an escort my phone number after I have called him.)

An escort who comes across as overly narcissistic (like what you already said in terms of too many superlatives, though I enjoy all of the pictures an escort is willing to post).

 

An escort who wants to see my picture before I can see his.

 

An escort who says he only works with "elite" clientele. (I don't see how an escort can be "elite" and still have an AOL profile.)

Also, obviously, a history of negative reviews here.

[Guest Merlin]

I avoid escorts who ask for a photo or description. I am not looking for an escort who will be judgmental or who is looking for someone young and handsome. The word "dominant" is a red flag for me. They tend to have too many limitations. They want to be in control to limit their contact and participation. "Football player build" usually means thay are out of shape and a bit flabby.

[Guest Ant415]

I am not sure why more don't come to this site.

 

One reason I read about was some guy named "Daddy".

 

Do you have other ideas or possibilities?