Guide to Minneapolis Masseurs

[mikeyspark]

Hello! 

As someone who has received many a massage by providers here in Minneapolis. I thought it could be helpful to make a 'cheat sheet'. 

Tim (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/44959/) - Massage is good but he's very robotic and you end up feeling bad because you can tell he doesn't want to do sensual. He's always been through some things. C+

Darren (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/28500/) - Very nice guy. Massage is pretty decent - not technical but definitely sensual and gets you going. B

Cole (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/52184/) - Massage was meh and overpriced. He also smokes pot before and midway through, which is fine, but...odd. Lacking sensual elements. C-

Preston (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/44188/) - Great guy and a great technical massage. No funny business. Great price! I'd recommend. B+

Scott (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/48078/) - Another great guy! Gives off a granola vibe. His hands are like catchers mitts and you can tell he's studied massage. Enjoyable sensual elements. One of the best in Minneapolis. A

Cody (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/43684/) - Decent. Location wasn't great (it's a garden level apartment with workout equipment around), fine but not a calming atmosphere. Massage itself was pretty well done. B

Myles (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/45930/) - Lovely guy! He's very sweet and has experience. There are sensual elements and his setup is nice/calming. Technique could be better. B+

Kevin (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/43687/) - No funny business when I was there. This guy will beat your back up! Loved it and needed it that day. He also did some cupping. Location wasn't fantastic but fine. B

Gus (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/40141/_) - This man is a true professional - he knows exactly what he's doing. Sensual elements are amazing and technique is fantastic. Probably my favorite in the city. A

Tony (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/6711/) - Decent. Good price. Nice man.

Drew (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/44023/) - Very interesting setup. Table is setup in the cellar with mirrors above. The table itself has a hole in it where your dick goes. Very sensual. Massage itself was lacking but sensuality was nice. C+

Mark (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/44710/) - Very nice guy with a lovely body and ass. Massage is pretty decent, long stokes and calming. It can get raunchy if you're into that (and he's into you!) B-

Tom (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/14712/) - Awesome guy. Great technical. No sensual. There's some stretching and you can tell he knows what he's doing. Good price too! B

Shawn (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/51209/) - Pretty decent massage! Good setup. B

These are all I've seen in MasseurFinder. I'm not sure how much I can disclose on main so tried my best.

Edited August 17 by mikeyspark
updated Myles

[56harrisond]

 

[+ Just Sayin]

thanks, @mikeyspark, for the rundown.  I get to Mpls now and then and have some comments:

Myles:  I'd be more generous with your grade; I've seen him 3 or 4 times over the years, and felt his massage excellent with plenty of sensual touches; YMMV, but I'd give him an A (just sayin') https://rentmasseur.com/MylesRyderMass

Namor: I saw him one time (when Myles wasn't available); it was OK, but not certain I would repeat https://rentmasseur.com/Namor

Remaking: I really wanted to see him when he only had a RentMen ad up and now I see he also has a RentMasseur ad too https://rentmasseur.com/Remaking and https://rent.men/Remaking; I'd still like to see him but at the time I tried to schedule the only was to contact him was through the RentMen messaging function and he finally got back to me, but I had left by that time.  

[ketut]

13 hours ago, mikeyspark said:

Hello! 

As someone who has received many a massage by providers here in Minneapolis. I thought it could be helpful to make a 'cheat sheet'. 

Tim (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/44959/) - Massage is good but he's very robotic and you end of feeling bad because you can tell he doesn't want to do sensual. He's always been through some things. C+

Darren (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/28500/) - Very nice guy. Massage is pretty decent - not technical but definitely sensual and gets you going. B

Cole (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/52184/) - Massage was meh and overpriced. He also smokes pot before and midway through, which is fine, but...odd. Lacking sensual elements. C-

Preston (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/44188/) - Great guy and a great technical massage. No funny business. Great price! I'd recommend. B+

Scott (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/48078/) - Another great guy! Gives off a granola vibe. His hands are like catchers mitts and you can tell he's studied massage. Enjoyable sensual elements. One of the best in Minneapolis. A

Cody (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/43684/) - Decent. Location wasn't great (it's a garden level apartment with workout equipment around), fine but not a calming atmosphere. Massage itself was pretty well done. B

Myles (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/45930/) - Lovely guy! He's very sweet and has experience. There are sensual elements and his setup is nice/calming. Technique could be better. B

Kevin (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/43687/) - No funny business when I was there. This guy will beat your back up! Loved it and needed it that day. He also did some cupping. Location wasn't fantastic but fine. B

Gus (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/40141/_) - This man is a true professional - he knows exactly what he's doing. Sensual elements are amazing and technique is fantastic. Probably my favorite in the city. A

Tony (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/6711/) - Decent. Good price. Nice man.

Drew (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/44023/) - Very interesting setup. Table is setup in the cellar with mirrors above. The table itself has a hole in it where your dick goes. Very sensual. Massage itself was lacking but sensuality was nice. C+

Mark (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/44710/) - Very nice guy with a lovely body and ass. Massage is pretty decent, long stokes and calming. It can get raunchy if you're into that (and he's into you!) B-

Tom (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/14712/) - Awesome guy. Great technical. No sensual. There's some stretching and you can tell he knows what he's doing. Good price too! B

Shawn (https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/51209/) - Pretty decent massage! Good setup. B

These are all I've seen in MasseurFinder. I'm not sure how much I can disclose on main so tried my best.

Nice summary @mikeyspark. Thanks. 

I echo your comments on Gus.  Cody is my go to for deep tissue.  He can go deep and I always feel great days after the massage.   I've been wanting to try Kevin, appreciate your feedback. 

[mikeyspark]

12 hours ago, Just Sayin said:

thanks, @mikeyspark, for the rundown.  I get to Mpls now and then and have some comments:

Myles:  I'd be more generous with your grade; I've seen him 3 or 4 times over the years, and felt his massage excellent with plenty of sensual touches; YMMV, but I'd give him an A (just sayin') https://rentmasseur.com/MylesRyderMass

Namor: I saw him one time (when Myles wasn't available); it was OK, but not certain I would repeat https://rentmasseur.com/Namor

Remaking: I really wanted to see him when he only had a RentMen ad up and now I see he also has a RentMasseur ad too https://rentmasseur.com/Remaking and https://rent.men/Remaking; I'd still like to see him but at the time I tried to schedule the only was to contact him was through the RentMen messaging function and he finally got back to me, but I had left by that time.  

That's fair! I updated Myles to B+. The massage isn't bad at all, it's just not as technically skilled as some others I've had. He's my go to if Gus or Scott aren't available. 

[musclvr]

Though I am not in MSP, I can enthusiastically recommend Mark. Excellent deep tissue massage skills and nice extras. San Francisco's loss is Minneapolis' gain.

https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/43861/

[mikeyspark]

Alright, here are some RentMasseur ones:

Jeremy (https://rentmasseur.com/Jeremythompson) I was caught off guard because I didn't read the full description. He claims to be a quantum reiki energy healer and that's great but it did nothing for me. It was kind of an awkward experience because I believe he wore a headset and then said things like "activate D7 solar plex" or something and I found the experience odd. YMMV but not my thing. There wasn't much actual massage and no sensual elements - now, I didn't ask for any either. C

Corey (https://rentmasseur.com/Coreyskneads) I was underwhelmed by the experience. The setting wasn't ideal and I feel bad saying this but the pictures didn't reflect reality. The massage itself was pretty basic with limited sensual elements. C

AdamShaft (https://rentmasseur.com/AdamShaft)  Absolutely not. The massage was rubbing. His apartment was pretty dirty and the vibe was weird! It felt like a scheduled jerk off and I wasn't looking for that. He also was focused on me doing things to him which I thought was odd. The whole things was off-putting. D

HealingHands (https://rentmasseur.com/Healinghandsxx) He was very sweet! I enjoyed my time with him but more so because I felt we had a little connection. The massage itself was decent but pretty basic. Extras were fun. C+

Lastly, these are all over the past 4 years so things could've changed!

 

Edited August 17 by mikeyspark

[MaybeMaybeNot]

I saw Darren recently (his RentMasseur profile: https://rentmasseur.com/Restorationhands). Definitely an A+ for me, and his pictures don't do justice to how beautiful he is.  

[mikeyspark]

You know, I graded him too low. A- is better.