Kirk ALERT

[johnnysneakers]

There is a Kirk whose ad just appeared today on Rentboy under NYC. Is this the same infamous Kirk, the renowned rip off artist?

[Michael]

Yes - that's him.

[BgMstr4u]

For those disinclined to search the rentboy website, here is Kirk's self advertisement:

 

"An exceptional choice.. The finest male escortt in the city. Looking for a classy, distinguished gentleman? Then look no further. With me you get the best....a well mannered,educated,traveled,discreet,and professional individual who will endeavor to fullfil your desires. I enjoy my lifestyle,making people happy and am available for travel.Fun,friendly, and ready for you! What are you waiting for? Call me now!"

 

 

Vague, huh! And he really spells it "escortt". Maybe that's different from the ordinary meaning of "escort", which might explain everything. "Your honor, I wasn't advertising as an escort at all, but as an escortt. I have no idea why all these people think I ripped them off, honest!" He is also vague about his rates: "varies" is his word for rates in and out. It would not be difficult to deconstruct this puff piece, but I will leave that to others.

[johnnysneakers]

Good addition there Mr. Bg++.

 

I agree with your analysis of the term "escortt", however, I suspect he meant to say "escargot". There are other things in the ad too that could be brought before the Better Business Bureau, for instance, the term "Gentleman", "desires" in the plural, "get the best--" pickpocket in town, was missing. The word "classy" is also a red flag and such a dated Vegas term.

 

I have never laid eyes on this kid, but the posts here say it all. I am ashamed that he is from my country, but in this case there is an export that I hope does not return.

[Guest jizzdepapi]

Classy?

 

>... the word "classy"...

 

not very specific, eh? could be "high-classy" or could be "low-classy."

 

in my experience with street escorts and high-class hustlers, i have often had a better time with street (low-classy?) escorts.

 

jizz

 

p.s.: read on a recent thread pergorative comments about street escorts who need a bath. i would suggest giving them one first if it seems fitting. don't think you'll wash the sliime off of Kirk though.

 

p.p.s.: this is certainly not a comment on some of the high-classy escorts who post on this message center. they frequently make intelligent remarks and are often fun to boot.

[Guest jizzdepapi]

RE: Classy?

 

p.p.p.s.: usually i dont worry about such things as grammar but the meaning of "fun to boot" is clearly differnt from "fun, to boot." papi knows what i mean, anyway.

[Guest DickHo]

Kirk is today's rentboy.com of the day. Below are the comments posted as of 6pm today. I guess he is well known...

 

"An example of a great bod, but not a good person." 5:43 PM

 

"His cock is not that big ( like in the Picture) he photoshopped it, 4 real!!!" 5:31 PM

 

"if u see this ho tell her to return my Rolex, i fisted her and she stole my rolex up in her azz !!!" 5:12 PM

 

"If U re planning to rent this bitch call 911 first make sure they arrived be4 she leave !!!" 3:53 PM

 

"watch out for the tiny little bumps on his genitals, he said they are herpes not warts." 3:50 PM

 

"This faggot bitch with over tweeze brows shitted on my ralph Lauren s bed sheet i had to throw out" 3:29 PM

 

"WHAT AM I WAITING FOR?? U KIRK BITCH U KNOW DAMN WELL I mWAITING FOR MY CASH REFUND " 3:27 PM

 

"She s such a Drag Queen, look at her legs is she getting ready for Miss Florida pagent" 3:24 PM

 

"he s such a faggot, his eye brows has more curve than Giselle+Heidi klum body put together" 3:20 PM

 

"His cock doesnt stays hard, plus when i stuck my figer up his butt i got shitted on" 3:19 PM

[johnnysneakers]

I am TOTALLY disappointed that Rentboy would make him the escort of the Day!!! No standards at all.

[Guest Esc_Tracker]

It's probably a random thing, and considering the spot comment his designation as escort of the day is generating, I suspect it will actually cost Kirk some business.

 

Esc-Tracker

[Guest DJPerez]

From what I understand, the Rentboy of the Day is determined by counter automation as the Rentboy who recieves the most visits to his profile page the previous day.

 

Given Kirk's reputation here, it's not too far fetched to assume that his "fans" are giving him back some of what he may be due. Talk about karmic return! Looks like Kirk is getting his,.... in spades!

 

Peace & Pleasure!

 

DJP

[Guest jizzdepapi]

dickho:

 

these comments are too funny; i practically peed my pants reading them.

 

thanks for posting,

jizz

[ready4boi]

I have to agree! That was a hoot! Kirk is just so sad and tired. He really must have nothing better to do than linger in fake glamour like Joan Collins. LOL. I almost actually feel sorry for him. This guy just can't take a hint and is like a cockroach New York can't get rid of.

[BewareofNick]

This is TOO funny. Talk about reaping what you sow. Kirk is STILL the rentboy of the day, getting close to a week now! Here's what it says on the comments today:

 

 

 

"He is one of NYCs biggest rip off srtists. Caveat emptor!" 12:45 PM

"He filled me with luv, and a big D ICK " 12:39 PM

"he stole my mink stole" 12:11 PM

"he is a fraud - one of the biggest rip offs I have ever experienced - crappy sex and human baing" 11:42 AM

"I think he is a stud, and he proved it to me.What a masculine mans man" 11:08 AM

"he is that bad , you have been warned...ken" 9:48 AM

"she can really pose..STRIKE A POSE HONEY" 9:46 AM

"is he really tht bad? iam scared!" 9:11 AM

"Watch out" 6:29 AM

"I had one of my saddest sexual experiences with this ho. He needs long intensive therapy." 12:41 AM

 

 

I wonder if the webmaster at Rentboy has figured this out yet? Maybe he's laughing his ass off too!