When providers divulge pics aren't theirs, but.....

[viewing ownly]

What if they do look exactly like the photos in question? When guys ask me to describe what I look like, I tell them that I look like Bruce Vilanch's slightly more attractive cousin, which gets a laugh - even gay men in their twenties are familiar with who he is. I then, if the conversation progresses, send a link of a male stripper who has genitals separated at birth from me, with a dot for a cock and nice wide plump taut balls. Here's where that gets into a problem (at least today) - the BODY of that guy is sexy looking, since he's a nude stripper by trade. People stop paying attention that I point out my genitals look like his does, not anything else! Obviously this becomes quite a let-down. Perhaps out of boredom, this dude will grow out his hair for once, just to mix it up (although I get the feeling he lasered his hair away decades ago). My favorite clip I saw of him was watching his basket bouncing back and forth when he wore a thong to a friend's 4th of July party, running down a slip-n-slide - with his dog.

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Paul Bailey at Nudes a Popin' 2015 - Photo 46310 - MyMusclevideo.com

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[+ ApexNomad]

10 minutes ago, viewing ownly said:

What if they do look exactly like the photos in question? When guys ask me to describe what I look like, I tell them that I look like Bruce Vilanch's slightly more attractive cousin, which gets a laugh - even gay men in their twenties are familiar with who he is. I then, if the conversation progresses, send a link of a male stripper who has genitals separated at birth from me, with a dot for a cock and nice wide plump taut balls. Here's where that gets into a problem (at least today) - the BODY of that guy is sexy looking, since he's a nude stripper by trade. People stop paying attention that I point out my genitals look like his does, not anything else! Obviously this becomes quite a let-down. Perhaps out of boredom, this dude will grow out his hair for once, just to mix it up (although I get the feeling he lasered his hair away decades ago). My favorite clip I saw of him was watching his basket bouncing back and forth when he wore a thong to a friend's 4th of July party, running down a slip-n-slide - with his dog.

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Paul Bailey at Nudes a Popin' 2015 - Photo 46310 - MyMusclevideo.com

WWW.MYMUSCLEVIDEO.COM

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View Photo 46310 from album Paul Bailey at Nudes a Popin' 2015 on MyMusclevideo.com.

 

 

 

Every single provider I’ve ever been with has had a bigger dick than me. I can’t control that any more than I can control my height or my eye color. But what I can control is how I show up—and I’ve learned that comparisons, especially with hot stripper pics, just set the wrong tone. Even if you’re only pointing out one detail, people usually assume you’re saying, “This is what I look like,” and that never ends well. Just be you. That’s more than enough.