===========Theo and Simon at new East men spa=====

[Gr8massage]

11 hours ago, dreamboy13 said:

This whole thread feels like it’s one person chatting with themselves via multiple accounts from the spa. Literal quotes on a message as if ripped from chatgpt lol 

crossing off my list. 

Also not saying every post/comment, just majority of this thing

[mahattan mild age]

"Haha, fair enough — definitely not a one-person show though. Just people chiming in with their thoughts (even if they sound suspiciously well-formatted 😂). But totally get if it’s not your vibe!"

[Aj1]

On 3/7/2025 at 1:23 PM, Topmannyc said:

Jimmy, Tory, Theo, Dan, Simon, Alex, Javier, and Victor are the top service providers at East Men 

Do you have pictures of them

[andytomjason]

 

Posted 14 hours ago

Just had a great massage with Simon . Highly recommend

[+ GD85]

On 4/30/2025 at 7:00 PM, dreamboy13 said:

This whole thread feels like it’s one person chatting with themselves via multiple accounts from the spa. Literal quotes on a message as if ripped from chatgpt lol 

crossing off my list. 

Also not saying every post/comment, just majority of this thing

Completely agree... and bummed because I want legit info.  I used to see Troy regularly, and Sam before that.  Sam isn't there anymore and poor Troy has gone downhill, become super mechanical.  I would love to know if Theo or any of the others are any good.  I prefer younger / twinkier masseurs or an occasional twunk.

[TopTwinkyLower]

I tried Troy Almost 5 times, first time he was good.second was just ok. Next 3 massages were total mechanical. Even though first he asked tip in advance and I told him I will pay.  And I ended up  paying good tip each time . Frankly after 30 minutes of massage, I thought to leave. His massage style is super soft and slow.  I realized  this is how he is. 
he does not touch at all your lower part or extra conscious what I felt. 

[Link]

On 5/1/2025 at 11:22 AM, mahattan mild age said:

"Haha, fair enough — definitely not a one-person show though. Just people chiming in with their thoughts (even if they sound suspiciously well-formatted 😂). But totally get if it’s not your vibe!"

the persona of this account changed with their last post, haha. amusing.

[Link]

While there are some good masseurs here in the past, this place is just too shabby and not relaxing. Even Energy Spa made some efforts to improve their ambience. There are better options out there. 

[urbanfetish]

17 hours ago, GD85 said:

Completely agree... and bummed because I want legit info.  I used to see Troy regularly, and Sam before that.  Sam isn't there anymore and poor Troy has gone downhill, become super mechanical.  I would love to know if Theo or any of the others are any good.  I prefer younger / twinkier masseurs or an occasional twunk.

I definitely recommend Theo. He has always given me a pretty good massage and I always leave with a smile on my face. He knows how I like my massage. 😎 

[+ GD85]

1 hour ago, urbanfetish said:

I definitely recommend Theo. He has always given me a pretty good massage and I always leave with a smile on my face. He knows how I like my massage. 😎 

Thanks @urbanfetish! Can you describe what Theo looks like and/or do you have an age range?

[urbanfetish]

On 5/5/2025 at 6:26 PM, GD85 said:

Thanks @urbanfetish! Can you describe what Theo looks like and/or do you have an age range?

He's in his early 20's, and cute. Kind of like a k-pop star? lol Not super-toned but he has a nice body. 

[hungman]

Theo is great for me."

[Tom A]

"Has anyone experienced a 90-minute session with Theo and Simon? How was it?"

[TopTwinkyLower]

On 4/22/2025 at 6:25 PM, theoneman said:

"Just call for Simon at 9 PM for a 120-minute table shower with oil massage."

how is simon looking and his style.,

[TopTwinkyLower]

seems this thread is created by Simon and Theo.

[+ WstVlgChris]

It's interesting, too, that no one has posted a link to the main east men's spa website. Which is what board regulars would have done upfront in this chain. 

[+ GD85]

On 5/6/2025 at 6:57 PM, urbanfetish said:

He's in his early 20's, and cute. Kind of like a k-pop star? lol Not super-toned but he has a nice body. 

I just tried Theo at Energy, assuming it is the same guy because this description was perfect @urbanfetish  I never made it to EMS to see him, but glad I visited Energy tonight.

[urbanfetish]

9 hours ago, GD85 said:

I just tried Theo at Energy, assuming it is the same guy because this description was perfect @urbanfetish  I never made it to EMS to see him, but glad I visited Energy tonight.

Yes, Theo is working at Energy, at least for now. 

[+ GD85]

On 4/20/2025 at 3:21 AM, TopTwinkyLower said:

Troy is total waste of money. i do not know how you guys liked him. 

This whole thread made me cackle. Sorry to revive it, but I wanted to note about Troy. He used to be awesome but got popular and went down hill, became really mechanical. To some extent I don't blame him, has to be exhausting. I have seen Theo once and he is at Energy now but I don't remember the experience. I'm trying to decide if it is worth repeating. Anyone have any Intel and know?